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<html>
<head>
<title>WISHD</title>
<link rel="stylesheet" href="styles.css">
<script type="text/javascript" src="animations.js"></script>
</head>
<body>
<header>
<h1 class="lobster">W.I.S.H.'D.</h1>
</header>
<div class="main" role="main">
<div id="headings">
<h1>YOU HAVE SPENT
<span id="fb-timer" class="lobster green"></span>
MINUTES ON FACEBOOK</h1>
<br>
</div>
<ul class="sugesstions hidden" id="zero-time-wasted">
<li><h1>CONGRATULATIONS YOU HAVE WASTED NO TIME ON FACEBOOK</h1>
</li>
<br>
<li><h2>BUT YOU <strong>HAVE</strong> WASTED <span id="wishd-time" class="lobster"></span> MINUTES ON HERE</h2>
</li>
<br>
</ul>
<ul class="suggestions" id="tenMins">
<h2>HERE IS WHAT YOU SHOULD HAVE DONE:</h2>
<br>
<li><a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/erinlarosa/ways-to-be-as-american-as-ron-swanson#.bu5enZVdB">TRIED TO BE MORE LIKE RON SWANSON</a>
</li>
<li>
<a href="https://www.virginmoneylondonmarathon.com/en-gb/how-to-enter/">ENTERED THE LONDON MARATHON</a>
</li>
<li>
<a href="https://learnxinyminutes.com/">LEARNED A NEW PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE</a>
</li>
<li>
<a href="https://www.paypal.me/Adzzz">DONATED TO CHARITY</a>
</li>
<li>
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_izvAbhExY">LISTENED TO STAYIN' ALIVE BY THE BEGEES 2.48756 TIMES</a>
</li>
<li><a href="https://www.gotinder.com/">SWIPED TINDER ABOUT 600 TIMES</a>
</li>
</ul>
<ul class="suggestions hidden" id="thirtyMins">
<h2>HERE IS WHAT YOU SHOULD HAVE DONE:</h2>
<br>
<li><a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/erinlarosa/ways-to-be-as-american-as-ron-swanson#.bu5enZVdB">TRIED TO BE MORE LIKE RON SWANSON</a>
</li>
<li><a href="https://www.kickstarter.com/?ref=nav">FUNDED THE NEXT MARK ZUCKERBERG</a>
</li>
<li><a href="http://www.skype.com/en/">CALLED YOUR PARENTS AND GRANDPARENTS</a>
</li>
<li> <a href="http://www.boredpanda.com/diy-cutting-board-bird-feeder/">BUILT A DIY CUTTING BOARD BIRD FEEDER</a>
</li>
</ul>
<ul class="suggestions hidden" id="oneHour">
<h2>HERE IS WHAT YOU SHOULD HAVE DONE:</h2>
<br>
<li><a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/erinlarosa/ways-to-be-as-american-as-ron-swanson#.bu5enZVdB">TRIED TO BE MORE LIKE RON SWANSON</a>
</li>
<li><a href="http://www.cyclingweekly.co.uk/tag/hour-record">BROKEN A WORLD RECORD</a>
</li>
<li><a href="http://ladydinahs.com/?ref=driverlayer.com">HAD A COFFEE. WITH CATS.</a>
</li>
<li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECxYJcnvyMw">DONE SOME EXERCISE</a>
</li>
<li><a href="http://www.futurenow.su/en/view_article/152/">BUILT A SPOON LAMP</a>
</li>
</ul>
</div>
<footer>
<p>AND <span id="footer-timer" class="lobster"></span> MINUTES ON THIS WEBSITE. SERIOUSLY</p>
</footer>
</body>
</html>