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<title>Google's 10 Commandments</title>
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<h2>10 Commandments</h2>
<p><em>By Matt MacPherson</em></p>
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<p>Thou shalt have no other Search Engine before me, neither Yahoo nor
Lycos, AltaVista nor Metacrawler. Thou shalt worship only me, and come to
Google only for answers.<br>
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<p>Thou shalt not build thy own commercial-free Search Engine, for I am a
jealous Engine, bringing law suits and plagues against the fathers of the
children unto the third and fourth generations.<br>
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<p>Thou shalt not use Google as a verb to mean the use of any lesser Search Engine.<br>
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<p>Thou shalt remember each passing day and use thy time as an
opportunity to gain knowledge of the unknown.<br>
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<p>Thou shalt honor thy fellow humans, regardless of gender, sexual
orientation or race, for each has invaluable experience and knowledge to
contribute toward humankind.<br>
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<p>Thou shalt not misspell whilst praying to me.<br>
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<p>Thou shalt not hotlink.<br>
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<p>Thou shalt not plagiarise or take undue credit for other's work.<br>
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<p>Thou shalt not use reciprocal links nor link farms, for I am a vengeful but fair engine and will diminish thy
PageRank. The Google Dance shall cometh.<br />
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<p> Thou shalt not manipulate Search Results. Search Engine
Optimization is but the work of Microsoft. </p>
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