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responses.py
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befmisses = [
"%s your cupid's arrow missed! You take 7 seconds to pick one from your quiver",
"Wow! %s the duck looks at you with an 'ew' face, give it some space, try again in 7 seconds",
"LMAO, not even ducks say yes to your ass %s, try again in 7 years, i mean, 7 seconds.",
"The duck looks at %s top to bottom and laughs *quack quack quack* Try once more in 7 seconds"
]
bangmisses = [
"Oops! Your gun jammed %s! Take better care of it and try again in 7 seconds!",
"ROFL! %s shot a poor turtle, this aint Mario Bros! Aim better and shoot again in 7 seconds",
"The dog chuckles as the duck flaps around unharmed by %s's shot",
"You call your self a duckhunter, %s? Do you know what a duck looks like? Shoot again in 7 seconds.",
"Hahahaha, look, everyone, %s shot a beehive, the bees are all over them. Let's see if they can get away from the in 7 seconds",
"Hehehe, %s when are you going back to target practice, you need it desperately :D Reload your weapon and try in 7 seconds"
]