Redo homepage

[Sequoia]

When people hit the homepage they

1. land on page
2. think it's funny
3. think it's a joke and bounce off page

When I intervene:

1. land on page
2. think it's funny
3. think it's a joke
4. I ask them to try it
5. I must explain it's not a joke but really works
6. they aren't sure how to try it
7. I tell them to look at frame 3 in the comic
8. they try it
9. "WOAH IT TOTALLY WORKS"
   "holy shit"
   "that is so cool!"

I need people to get from 0 to 8 without my intervention (or at least to 7). The fact of the matter is, my homepage confuses everyone, even people who might like the tool. I need to replace it with an entirely new page.