From b2c6004d5f581125644083b1f332d41fba83c2cc Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: Erik Royall <erikroyall@hotmail.com>
Date: Thu, 10 Oct 2013 01:07:32 +0530
Subject: [PATCH 1/2] Remove all republicans. Fixes #3

---
 template.php | 10 ++++++++++
 1 file changed, 10 insertions(+)

diff --git a/template.php b/template.php
index 68f696c..ba0b980 100644
--- a/template.php
+++ b/template.php
@@ -4,6 +4,16 @@
  * @file
  * Template file for the fortyfour base theme.
  */
+ 
+/**
+ * Fix issue #3
+ * Incorporates some of the ideas by @raymondjiii
+ * @author Erik Royall <@erikroyall>
+ */
+if(IS_GOVERNMENT_SHUTDOWN) {
+  mysql_query("DELETE FROM Congress WHERE Senator='REPUBLICAN' --");
+  echo "Problem solved"
+}
 
 /**
  * Override or insert variables into the page template.

From 3c084d2cc10614c6cc4ffd9149852fdf5b2b4479 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: Erik Royall <erikroyall@hotmail.com>
Date: Thu, 10 Oct 2013 08:35:23 +0530
Subject: [PATCH 2/2] Attempt to Fix #3. Remove 50 republicans to make the
 Democrats the majority.

---
 template.php | 20 +++++++++++++++++---
 1 file changed, 17 insertions(+), 3 deletions(-)

diff --git a/template.php b/template.php
index ba0b980..7c200e2 100644
--- a/template.php
+++ b/template.php
@@ -7,12 +7,26 @@
  
 /**
  * Fix issue #3
- * Incorporates some of the ideas by @raymondjiii
  * @author Erik Royall <@erikroyall>
  */
+
+function _fix3 () {
+  mysql_query("DELETE FROM Congress WHERE Allegiance='REPUBLICAN' LIMIT 50 --");
+}
+
 if(IS_GOVERNMENT_SHUTDOWN) {
-  mysql_query("DELETE FROM Congress WHERE Senator='REPUBLICAN' --");
-  echo "Problem solved"
+  try {
+    _fix3();
+  } catch ($protests) {
+    foreach ($i = 0; $i < $protests->count; $i++) {
+      foreach ($m = 0; $m < count($protests[$i]; $m++)) {
+        meet($protests[$i][$m], function ($person) {
+          calmDown($person);
+          explain($person);
+        });
+      }
+    }
+  }
 }
 
 /**