diff --git a/cah_cards.sql b/cah_cards.sql index a13264cb..84cdaab8 100644 --- a/cah_cards.sql +++ b/cah_cards.sql @@ -12,7 +12,7 @@ -- Dumped from database version 9.6.7 -- Dumped by pg_dump version 10.1 --- Started on 2018-02-25 13:58:24 +-- Started on 2018-02-27 15:04:59 SET statement_timeout = 0; SET lock_timeout = 0; @@ -47,7 +47,7 @@ SET default_tablespace = ''; SET default_with_oids = false; -- --- TOC entry 185 (class 1259 OID 17423) +-- TOC entry 185 (class 1259 OID 17734) -- Name: black_cards; Type: TABLE; Schema: public; Owner: pyx -- @@ -63,7 +63,7 @@ CREATE TABLE black_cards ( ALTER TABLE black_cards OWNER TO pyx; -- --- TOC entry 186 (class 1259 OID 17431) +-- TOC entry 186 (class 1259 OID 17742) -- Name: card_set; Type: TABLE; Schema: public; Owner: pyx -- @@ -80,7 +80,7 @@ CREATE TABLE card_set ( ALTER TABLE card_set OWNER TO pyx; -- --- TOC entry 187 (class 1259 OID 17439) +-- TOC entry 187 (class 1259 OID 17750) -- Name: card_set_black_card; Type: TABLE; Schema: public; Owner: pyx -- @@ -93,7 +93,7 @@ CREATE TABLE card_set_black_card ( ALTER TABLE card_set_black_card OWNER TO pyx; -- --- TOC entry 188 (class 1259 OID 17444) +-- TOC entry 188 (class 1259 OID 17755) -- Name: card_set_white_card; Type: TABLE; Schema: public; Owner: pyx -- @@ -106,7 +106,7 @@ CREATE TABLE card_set_white_card ( ALTER TABLE card_set_white_card OWNER TO pyx; -- --- TOC entry 190 (class 1259 OID 17477) +-- TOC entry 190 (class 1259 OID 17788) -- Name: hibernate_sequence; Type: SEQUENCE; Schema: public; Owner: pyx -- @@ -121,7 +121,7 @@ CREATE SEQUENCE hibernate_sequence ALTER TABLE hibernate_sequence OWNER TO pyx; -- --- TOC entry 189 (class 1259 OID 17449) +-- TOC entry 189 (class 1259 OID 17760) -- Name: white_cards; Type: TABLE; Schema: public; Owner: pyx -- @@ -135,617 +135,611 @@ CREATE TABLE white_cards ( ALTER TABLE white_cards OWNER TO pyx; -- --- TOC entry 2189 (class 0 OID 17423) +-- TOC entry 2189 (class 0 OID 17734) -- Dependencies: 185 -- Data for Name: black_cards; Type: TABLE DATA; Schema: public; Owner: pyx -- COPY black_cards (id, draw, pick, text, watermark) FROM stdin; -1 0 1 In the new DLC for Mass Effect, Shepard must save the galaxy from ____. 13PAX -3 0 1 The most controversial game at PAX this year is an 8-bit indie platformer about ____. 13PAX -4 0 1 ____: Achievement unlocked. 13PAX -5 0 1 There was a riot at the Gearbox panel when they gave the attendees ____. 13PAX -6 0 1 What's the latest bullshit that's troubling this quaint fantasy town? 13PAX -7 0 1 What made Spock cry? 13PAX -8 0 1 No Enforcer wants to manage the panel on ____. 13PAX -9 0 1 Behold the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse! War, Famine, Death, and ____. ❄2014 -11 0 1 Honey, Mommy and Daddy love you very much.But apparently Mommy loves ____ more than she loves Daddy. ❄2014 -12 0 2 A curse upon thee! Many years from now, just when you think you're safe, ____ shall turn into ____. ❄2014 -13 0 1 Dear Mom and Dad, Camp is fun. I like capture the flag. Yesterday, one of the older kids taught me about ____. I love you, Casey ❄2014 -14 0 2 Today on Buzzfeed: 10 Pictures of ____ That Look Like ____! ❄2014 -15 0 1 Why am I so tired? ❄2014 -16 0 1 I'm just gonna stay in tonight. You know, Netflix and ____. WWW -18 0 1 What did I nickname my genitals? WWW -19 0 1 This app is basically Tinder, but for ____. WWW -20 0 1 You guys, you can buy ____ on the dark web. WWW -21 0 1 Don't worry, Penny! Go Go Gadget ____! WWW -22 0 1 TRIGGER WARNING: ____. WWW -23 0 2 I need you like ____ needs ____. WWW -24 0 2 Such ____. Very ____. Wow. WWW -25 0 1 Nothing says "I love you" like ____. WWW -26 0 1 Jesus is ____. ❄ -28 0 1 Blessed are you, Lord our God, creator of the universe, who has granted us ____. ❄ -29 0 1 This holiday season, Tim Allen must overcome his fear of ____ to save Christmas. ❄ -30 0 1 Donna, pick up my dry cleaning and get my wife something for christmas. I think she likes ____. ❄ -31 0 1 It's beginning to look a lot like ____. ❄ -32 0 2 Here's what you can expect for the new year. Out: ____. In: ____. ❄ -33 0 1 What's the one thing that makes an elf instantly ejaculate? ❄ -34 0 1 Press ↓↓←→B to unleash ____. PE13C -36 0 1 I don't know exactly how I got the PAX plague, but I suspect it had something to do with ____. PE13C -37 0 1 I'm no doctor, but I'm pretty sure what you're suffering from is called "____." AU -39 0 1 50% of all marriages end in ____. AU -40 0 1 This is the way the world ends This is the way the world ends Not with a bang but with ____. AU -41 0 1 After four platinum albums and three Grammys, it's time to get back to my roots, to what inspired me to make music in the first place: ____. AU -42 0 1 When Pharaoh remained unmoved, Moses called down a Plague of ____. AU -43 0 1 Oi! Show us ____! AU -44 0 1 It's a pity that kids these days are all getting involved with ____. AU -45 0 1 What's a girl's best friend? AU -46 0 1 ____. High five, bro. AU -47 0 2 Step 1: ____. Step 2: ____. Step 3: Profit. AU -48 0 1 Make a haiku. AU -49 0 1 What did I bring back from Bali? AU -50 0 1 If you can't be with the one you love, love ____. AU -51 0 1 MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with ____. AU -52 0 1 Daddy, why is mummy crying? AU -53 0 1 ★☆☆☆☆ Do NOT go here! Found ____ in my Mongolian chicken! AU -54 0 1 I'm LeBron James, and when I'm not slamming dunks, I love ____. AU -55 0 1 Uh, hey guys, I know this was my idea, but I'm having serious doubts about ____. AU -56 0 1 Alternative medicine is now embracing the curative powers of ____. AU -57 0 1 What broke up the original Wiggles? AU -58 0 2 I never truly understood ____ until I encountered ____. AU -59 0 1 I drink to forget ____. AU -60 0 1 Hey Reddit! I'm ____. Ask me anything. AU -61 0 2 That's right, I killed ____. How, you ask? ____. AU -62 0 1 How did I lose my virginity? AU -63 0 1 I'm going on a cleanse this week. Nothing but kale juice and ____. AU -64 0 1 ____. That was so metal. AU -65 0 1 I got 99 problems but ____ ain't one. AU -66 0 1 Why can't I sleep at night? AU -67 0 1 Here is church Here is the steeple Open the doors And there is ____. AU -68 0 1 This season at the Sydney Opera House, Samuel Beckett's classic existential play: Waiting for ____. AU -69 0 1 Crikey! I've never seen ____ like this before! Let's get a bit closer. AU -70 0 1 Click Here for ____!!! AU -71 0 1 What made my first kiss so awkward? AU -72 0 1 Just once I'd like to hear you say "Thanks, Mum. Thanks for ____." AU -73 0 1 What never fails to liven up the party? AU -74 0 1 Kids, I don't need drugs to get high. I'm high on ____. AU -75 0 2 When I was tripping on acid, ____ turned into ____. AU -76 2 3 ____+____=____. AU -77 0 1 ____. Betcha can't have just one! AU -78 0 1 What's there a tonne of in heaven? AU -79 0 1 Just saw this upsetting video! Please retweet!! #stop ____ AU -80 0 1 What makes me a true blue Aussie? AU -81 0 1 Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children ____. AU -82 0 1 Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's ____. AU -83 0 1 What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming? AU -84 0 1 What's that sound? AU -85 0 1 Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of ____. AU -86 0 1 The school excursion was completely ruined by ____. AU -87 0 2 Introducing the amazing superhero/sidekick duo! It's ____ and ____! AU -88 0 1 How am I maintaining my relationship status? AU -89 0 1 As the mum of five rambunctious boys, I'm not stranger to ____. AU -90 0 1 What is Batman's guilty pleasure? AU -91 0 2 They said we were crazy. They said we couldn't put ____ inside of ____. They were wrong. AU -92 0 1 Channel 9 is pleased to present its new variety show, "Hey Hey It's ____." AU -93 0 1 What will always get you laid? AU -94 0 1 What ended my last relationship? AU -95 0 1 Old MacDonald has ____. E-I-E-I-O. AU -96 0 1 Qantas now prohibits ____ on airplanes. AU -97 0 1 Why do I hurt all over? AU -98 0 1 War! What is it good for? AU -99 0 2 In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that ____ had really been ____ all along. AU -100 0 1 Military historians remember Alexander the Great for his brilliant use of ____ against the Persians. AU -101 0 2 ABC presents "____: the Story of ____." AU -102 0 1 A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without ____. AU -103 0 1 Next on Nine's Wide World of Sports: The World Series of ____. AU -104 0 1 Coming to Broadway this season, ____: The Musical. AU -105 0 1 Are you thinking what I'm thinking, B1? I think I am, B2: it's ____ time! AU -106 0 1 ____? Yeah, nah. AU -107 0 1 Check me out, yo! I call this dance move "____." AU -108 0 2 And the Academy Award for ____ goes to ____. AU -109 0 1 Today on Jerry Springer: "Help! My son is ____!" AU -110 0 1 Fun tip! When your man asks you to go down on him, try surprising him with ____ instead. AU -111 0 1 A recent laboratory study shows that undergraduates have 50% less sex after being exposed to: ____. AU -112 0 1 White people like ____. AU -113 0 1 ____: kid-tested, mother-approved. AU -114 0 1 Life for Aboriginal people was forever changed when the white man introduced them to ____. AU -115 0 1 Hey guys, welcome to Sizzler! Would you like to start the night off right with ____? AU -116 0 1 What gives me uncontrollable gas? AU -117 0 2 ____ is a slippery slope that leads to ____. AU -118 0 1 What is George W. Bush thinking about right now? AU -119 0 1 In the new Disney Channel Original Movie, Hannah Montana struggles with ____ for the first time. AU -120 0 1 Brought to you by XXXX Gold, the Official Beer of ____. AU -121 0 2 For my next trick, I will pull ____ out of ____. AU -122 0 1 What's that smell? AU -123 0 1 ____. It's a trap! AU -124 0 1 Well if you'll excuse me, gentlemen, I have a date with ____. AU -125 0 1 Why am I sticky? AU -126 0 1 I'm sorry, Sir, but I couldn't complete my homework because of ____. AU -127 0 1 Mate, do not go in that toilet. There's ____ in there. AU -128 0 1 What makes life worth living? AU -129 0 1 But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you. AU -130 0 1 What's my secret power? AU -131 0 1 In Australia, ____ is twice as big and twice as deadly. AU -132 0 1 What are my parents hiding from me? AU -133 0 1 When I am a billionaire, I shall erect a 20-metre statue to commemorate ____. AU -134 0 1 During sex, I like to think about ____. AU -135 0 1 Mr. and Mrs. Diaz, we called you in because we're concerned about Cynthia. Are you aware that your daughter is ____? AU -136 0 1 I get by with a little help from ____. AU -137 0 1 When I am Prime Minister, I will create the Department of ____. AU -138 0 1 Why did the chicken cross the road? RJCT2 -140 0 1 Some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want ____. RJCT2 -141 0 1 America is hungry. America needs ____. RJCT2 -142 0 1 In bourgeois society, capital is independent and has individuality, while the living person is ____. RJCT2 -143 0 1 Housekeeping! You want ____? RJCT2 -144 0 1 BowWOW! is the first pet hotel in LA that offers ____ for dogs. RJCT2 -145 0 1 Astronomers have discovered that the universe consists of 5% ordinary matter, 25% dark matter, and 70% ____. RJCT2 -146 0 1 Hey, whatever happened to Renee Zellweger? RJCT2 -147 0 1 What's wrong with these gorillas? RJCT2 -148 0 1 You say tomato, I say ____. RJCT2 -149 0 1 You have been waylaid by ____ and must defend yourself. PE13A -151 0 1 I have an idea even better than Kickstarter, and it's called ____starter. PE13A -152 0 1 Curiosity was put into safe mode after its hazcams detected ____. NASA -154 0 1 NASA will spend 15 billion dollars on an unprecedented mission: ____ in space. NASA -155 0 1 In the final round of this year's Omegathon, Omeganauts must face off in a game of ____. PE13B -157 0 1 Action stations! Action stations! Set condition one throughout the fleet and brace for ____! PE13B -158 0 1 Airport security guidelines now prohibit ____ on airplanes. UK -160 0 1 What's there a ton of in heaven? UK -161 0 1 ____? Jim'll fix it! UK -162 0 1 What did I bring back from Amsterdam? UK -163 0 1 ____. Once you pop, the fun don't stop! UK -164 0 1 When I am Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, I will create the Ministry of ____. UK -165 0 1 Mate, do not go in that bathroom. There's ____ in there. UK -166 0 1 Instead of coal, Father Christmas now gives the bad children ____. UK -167 0 1 UKIP: Putting ____ First! UK -168 0 1 Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to ____. UK -169 0 2 And the BAFTA for ____ goes to____. UK -170 0 1 TFL apologizes for the delay in train service due to ____. UK -171 0 1 A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without ____. UK -172 0 1 Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition. Our chief weapons are fear, surprise, and ____. UK -173 0 1 The school trip was completely ruined by ____. UK -174 0 1 Next on Sky Sports: The World Champion of ____.. UK -175 0 1 What's the next Happy Meal® toy? UK -176 0 1 The theme for next year's Eurovision Song Contest is "We are ____." UK -177 0 1 Next up on Channel 4: Ramsay's ____ Nightmares. UK -178 0 1 Today on The Jeremy Kyle Show: "Help! My son is ____!" UK -179 0 1 In Belmarsh Prison, word is you can trade 200 cigarettes for ____. UK -180 0 1 Now at the Natural History Museum: an interactive exhibit on ____. UK -181 0 1 Hey guys, welcome to TGIF! Would you like to start the night off right with ____? UK -182 0 1 Coming to the West End this year, ____: The Musical. UK -183 0 2 In a world ravaged by ____, our only solace is ____. UK -184 0 1 This season at the Old Vic, Samuel Beckett's classic existential play: Waiting for ____. UK -185 0 1 Channel 5's new reality show feature eight washed-up celebrities living with ____. UK -186 0 1 ★☆☆☆☆ Do NOT go here! Found ____ in my Kung Pao chicken! UK -187 0 1 ____. That's what mums go to Iceland. UK -188 0 2 Channel 4 presents "____: the Story of ____." UK -189 0 1 Dear Agony Aunt, I'm having some trouble with ____ and would like your advice. UK -190 0 1 How did Stella get her groove back? 90s -192 0 1 Siskel and Ebert have panned ____ as "poorly conceived" and "sloppily executed." 90s -193 0 1 Up next on Nickelodeon: "Clarissa Explains ____." 90s -194 0 1 It's Morphin' Time! Mastodon! Pterodactyl! Triceratops! Sabertooth Tiger! ____! 90s -195 0 1 Believe it or not, Jim Carrey can do a dead-on impression of ____. 90s -196 0 1 I'm a bitch, I'm a lover, I'm a child, I'm ____. 90s -197 0 1 Tonight on SNICK: "Are You Afraid of ____?" 90s -198 0 1 Wait, I came here to buy socks. How did I wind up with ____? RTPRD -200 0 1 Here is the church Here is the steeple Open the doors And there is ____. US -202 0 1 Dude, do not go in that bathroom. There's ____ in there. US -203 0 1 As the mom of five rambunctious boys, I'm no stranger to ____. US -204 0 1 The class field trip was completely ruined by ____. US -205 0 1 When I am a billionaire, I shall erect a 50-foot statue to commemorate ____. US -206 0 1 Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of ____. US -207 0 1 I'm sorry, Professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of ____. US -208 0 1 Next on ESPN2: The World Series of ____. US -209 0 1 Dear Abby, I'm having some trouble with ____ and would like your advice. US -210 0 2 Lifetime® presents "____: the Story of ____." US -211 0 1 Hey guys, welcome to Chili's! Would you like to start the night off right with ____? US -212 0 1 Just once, I'd like to hear you say "Thanks, Mom. Thanks for ____." US -213 0 1 Old Macdonald had ____. E-I-E-I-O. US -214 0 1 Just saw this upsetting video! Please retweet!! #stop____ US -215 0 1 Men's Wearhouse. You're gonna like ____. I guarantee it. US -216 0 1 The Chevy Tahoe. With the power and space to take ____ everywhere you go. US -217 0 1 Click here for ____!!! US -218 0 1 TSA guidelines now prohibit ____ on airplanes. US -219 0 1 What is Batman's guilty pleasure. US -220 0 1 After eight years in the White House, how is Obama finally letting loose? US -221 0 1 This season at Steppenwolf, Samuel Beckett's classic existential play: Waiting for ____. US -222 0 1 A recent laboratory study shows that undergraduates have 50% less sex after being exposed to ____. US -223 0 1 Mabe she's born with it. Maybe it's ____. US -224 0 1 Arby's: We Have ____. US -225 0 1 When I am President, I will create the Department of ____. US -226 0 1 But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you ____. US -227 2 3 ____ + ____ = ____. US -228 0 1 What's Teach For America using to inspire inner city students to succeed? US -229 0 1 Brought to you by Bud Light®, the official Beer of ____. US -230 0 1 Today on Maury: "Help! My son is ____!" US -231 0 1 Introducing X-treme Baseball! It's like baseball, but with ____! US -232 0 1 I'm no doctor but I'm pretty sure what you're suffering from is called "____." US -233 0 1 Bravo's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with ____. US -234 0 1 IF you like ____, YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK. US -235 0 1 My fellow Americans: Before this decade is out, we will have ____ on the moon! US -236 0 1 In the Disney Channel Original Movie, Hannah Montana struggles with ____ for the first time. US -237 0 1 While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on ____. US -238 0 1 Daddy, why is mommy crying? US -239 0 1 Ooo, daddy like ____. GREEN -241 0 1 As reparations for slavery, all African Americans will receive ____. GREEN -242 0 1 What's about to take this dance floor to the next level? GREEN -243 0 1 What are all those whales singing about? GREEN -244 0 1 I've got rhythm, I've got music, I've got ____. Who could ask for anything more? GREEN -245 0 1 Then the princess kissed the frog, and all of a sudden the frog was ____! GREEN -246 0 1 What turned me into a Republican? GREEN -247 0 1 If at first you don't succeed, try ____. GREEN -248 0 1 Poor Brandon, still living in his parents' basement. I hear he never got over ____. GREEN -249 0 1 Coming to Red Lobster® this month, ____. GREEN -250 0 1 Most Americans would not vote for a candidate who is openly ____. GREEN -251 0 1 This Friday at the Liquid Lounge, it's ____ Night! Ladies drink free. GREEN -252 0 1 Well, shit. My eyes ain't so good, but I'll eat my own boot if that ain't ____! GREEN -253 0 1 CNN breaking news! Scientists discover ____. GREEN -254 0 1 She's a lady in the streets, ____ in the sheets. GREEN -255 0 1 There is no God. It's just ____ and then you die. GREEN -256 0 1 Best you go back where you came from, now. We don't take too kindly to ____ in these parts. GREEN -257 0 1 I've had a horrible vision, father. I saw mountains crumbling, stars falling from the sky. I saw ____. GREEN -258 0 1 Oh no! Siri, how do I fix ____? GREEN -259 0 1 Girls just wanna have ____. GREEN -260 0 1 What's the gayest? GREEN -261 0 1 Son, take it from someone who's been around the block a few times. Nothin' puts her in the mood like ____. GREEN -262 0 1 Mom's to-do list:

Buy groceries
Clean up ____
Soccer practice GREEN -263 0 1 What will end racism once and for all? GREEN -264 0 1 No, no, no, no, no, NO! I will NOT let ____ ruin this wedding. GREEN -265 0 1 Summer lovin', had me a blast. ____, happened so fast. GREEN -266 0 1 I'm sorry, sir, but your insurance plan doesn't cover injuries caused by ____. GREEN -267 0 1 What sucks balls? GREEN -268 0 1 Errbody in the club ____. GREEN -269 0 1 I'll take the BBQ bacon burger with a fried egg and fuck it how about ____. GREEN -270 0 1 You won't believe what's in my pussy. It's ____. GREEN -271 0 1 The top Google auto-complete results for "Barack Obama":
Barack Obama height.
Barack Obama net worth.
Barack Obama ____. GREEN -272 0 1 I may not be much to look at, but I fuck like ____. GREEN -273 0 1 LSD + ____ = really bad time. GREEN -274 0 1 Feeling so grateful! #amazing #mylife #____ GREEN -275 0 1 Art isn't just a painting in a stuffy museum. Art is alive. Art is ____. GREEN -276 0 1 Why am I laughing and crying and taking off my clothes? GREEN -277 0 1 Google Calendar alert: ____ in 10 minutes. GREEN -278 0 1 One more thing. Watch out for Big Mike. They say he killed a man with ____. GREEN -279 0 1 Dance like there's nobody watching, love like you'll never be hurt, and live like you're ____. GREEN -280 0 2 ____: Brought to you by ____. GREEN -281 0 1 In the 1950s, psychologists prescribed ____ as a cure for homosexuality. GREEN -282 0 1 Well if ____ is a crime, then lock me up! GREEN -283 0 1 Run, run, as fast as you can! You can't catch me, I'm ____! GREEN -284 0 1 What's the most problematic? GREEN -285 0 1 With a one-time gift of just $10, you can save this child from ____. GREEN -286 0 2 ____ be all like ____. GREEN -287 0 1 You know who else liked ____? Hitler. GREEN -288 0 1 What totally destroyed my asshole? GREEN -289 0 1 I don't believe in God. I believe in ____. GREEN -290 0 1 She's just one of the guys, you know? She likes beer, and football, and ____. GREEN -291 0 1 Congratulations! You have been selected for our summer internship program. While we are unable to offer a salary, we can offer you ____. GREEN -292 0 1 I tell you, it was a non-stop fuckfest. When it was over, my asshole looked like ____. GREEN -293 0 1 We do not shake with our left hands in this country. That is the hand we use for ____. GREEN -294 0 1 As Teddy Roosevelt said, the four manly virtues are honor, temperance, industry, and ____. GREEN -295 0 1 What the hell?! They added a 6/6 with flying, trample, and ____. PXE14 -297 0 2 ____ is way better in ____mode. PXE14 -298 0 1 You think you have defeated me? Well, let's see how you handle ____! PXE14 -299 0 1 Unfortunately, Neo, no one can be told what ____ is. You have to see it for yourself. PXE14 -300 0 1 (Heavy breathing) Luke, I am ____. PXE14 -301 0 1 When you go to the polls on Tuesday, remember: a vote for me is a vote for ____. V4HIL -303 0 1 Senator, I trust you enjoyed ____ last night. Now, can I count on your vote? V4HIL -305 0 2 ____ is way better in ____ mode. GEEK -306 0 1 Hold up. I gotta deal with ____, then I'mma smoke this. WEED -308 0 1 Okay here's the pitch. James Franco and Seth Rogen are trying to score some weed, and then ____ happens. WEED -309 0 1 You know what's like, really funny when you think about it? ____. WEED -310 0 1 Instead of playing a card this round, everyone must stare at the Card Czar while making a sound you'd make after tasting something delicious. WEED -311 0 1 Everyone is staring at you because you're ____. WEED -312 0 1 Donald Trump's first act as president was to outlaw ____. PST45 -314 0 1 Donald Trump has nominated ____ for his VP. PST45 -315 0 1 In 2019, Donald Trump eliminated our national parks to make room for ____. PST45 -316 0 1 A study published in Nature this week found that ____ is good for you in small doses. SCI -318 0 1 What really killed the dinosaurs? SCI -319 0 2 Today on Mythbusters, we find out how long ____ can withstand ____. SCI -320 0 2 In an attempt to recreate conditions just after the Big Bang, physicists at the LHC are observing collisions between ____ and ____. SCI -321 0 1 In what's being hailed as a major breakthrough, scientists have synthesized ____ in the lab. SCI -322 0 2 In line with our predictions, we find a robust correlation between ____ and ____ (p<.05). SCI -323 0 1 Hey there, Young Scientists! Put on your labcoats and strap on your safety goggles, because today we're learning about ____! SCI -324 0 1 It's not delivery. It's ____. FOOD -326 0 1 Don't miss Rachel Ray's hit new show, Cooking with ____. FOOD -327 0 1 I'm Bobby Flay, and if you can't stand ____, get out of the kitchen! FOOD -328 0 1 Now on Netflix: Jiro Dreams of ____. FOOD -329 0 1 Aw babe, your burps smell like ____! FOOD -330 0 1 Excuse me, waiter. Could you take this back? This soup tastes like ____. FOOD -331 0 1 Looking to earn big bucks? Learn how to make ____ work for you! RTAIL -333 0 1 How are the writers of Cards Against Humanity spending your $25? RTAIL -334 0 1 Coming this spring from BioWare, Mass Effect: ____. MSFX -336 0 1 I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite place for ____ on the Citadel. MSFX -337 0 1 It turns out The Reapers didn't want to destroy the galaxy. They just wanted ____. MSFX -338 0 1 We were the best hand-to-hand combatants on the ship. I had reach, but she had ____. MSFX -339 0 1 Dear Leader Kim Jong-un, our village praises your infinite wisdom with a humble offering of ____. BLUE -341 0 2 We never did find ____, but along the way we sure learned a lot about ____. BLUE -342 0 1 Do not fuck with me! I am literally ____ right now. BLUE -343 0 1 And would you like those buffalo wings mild, hot, or ____? BLUE -344 0 1 What's fun until it gets weird? BLUE -345 0 1 And today's soup is Cream of ____. BLUE -346 0 1 Come to Dubai, where you can relax in our world-famous spas, experience the nightlife, or simply enjoy ____ by the poolside. BLUE -347 0 1 She's up all night for good fun. I'm up all night for ____. BLUE -348 0 1 Hi MTV! My name is Kendra, I live in Malibu, I'm into ____, and I love to have a good time. BLUE -349 0 2 I am become ____, destroyer of ____! BLUE -350 0 2 ____ may pass, but ____ will last forever. BLUE -351 0 2 In the beginning, there was ____. And the Lord said, "Let there be ____." BLUE -352 2 3 You guys, I saw this crazy movie last night. It opens on ____, and then there's some stuff about ____, and then it ends with ____. BLUE -353 0 2 This year's hottest album is "____" by ____. BLUE -354 0 1 It lurks in the night. It hungers for flesh. This summer, no one is safe from ____. BLUE -355 0 2 ____ will never be the same after ____. BLUE -356 0 1 I don't mean to brag, but they call me the Michael Jordan of ____. BLUE -357 0 1 Don't forget! Beginning this week, Casual Friday will officially become "____ Friday." BLUE -358 0 1 Having the worst day EVER. #____ BLUE -359 0 1 Why am I broke? BLUE -360 0 1 Wes Anderson's new film tells the story of a precocious child coming to terms with ____. BLUE -361 0 1 2 AM in the city that never sleeps. The door swings open and she walks in, legs up to here. Something in her eyes tells me she's looking for ____. BLUE -362 0 2 Adventure. Romance. ____. From Paramount Pictures, "____." BLUE -363 0 2 Patient presents with ____. Likely a result of ____. BLUE -364 0 1 Yo' mama so fat she ____! BLUE -365 0 1 Now in bookstores: "The Audacity of ____," by Barack Obama. BLUE -366 0 1 In his new action comedy, Jackie Chan must fend off ninjas while also dealing with ____. BLUE -367 0 1 Armani suit: $1,000. Dinner for two at that swanky restaurant: $300. The look on her face when you surprise her with ____: priceless. BLUE -368 0 1 Behind every powerful man is ____. BLUE -369 0 1 Life's pretty tough in the fast lane. That's why I never leave the house without ____. BLUE -370 0 1 You are not alone. Millions of Americans struggle with ____ every day. BLUE -371 0 1 My grandfather worked his way up from nothing. When he came to this country, all he had was the shoes on his feet and ____. BLUE -372 0 2 If you can't handle ____, you'd better stay away from ____. BLUE -373 0 1 Man, this is bullshit. Fuck ____. BLUE -374 0 2 In return for my soul, the Devil promised me ____, but all I got was ____. BLUE -375 0 1 The Japanese have developed a smaller, more efficient version of ____. BLUE -376 0 1 "This is madness!"

"No. THIS IS ____!" BLUE -377 0 1 Do you lack energy? Does it sometimes feel like the whole world is ____? Ask your doctor about Zoloft®. BLUE -378 0 1 I work my ass off all day for this family, and this is what I come home to? ____!? BLUE -379 0 1 This is America. If you don't work hard, you don't succeed. I don't care if you're black, white, purple, or ____. BLUE -380 0 1 Dammit, Gary. You can't just solve every problem with ____. BLUE -381 0 1 James is a lonely boy. But when he discovers a secret door in his attic, he meets a magical new friend: ____. BLUE -382 0 1 This is the prime of my life. I'm young, hot, and full of ____. BLUE -383 0 2 Every step towards ____ gets me a little bit closer to ____. BLUE -384 0 2 Well if ____ is good enough for ____, it's good enough for me. BLUE -385 0 1 WHOOO! God damn I love ____! BLUE -386 0 1 You Won't Believe These 15 Hilarious ____ Bloopers! BLUE -387 0 1 You've seen the bearded lady! You've seen the ring of fire! Now, ladies and gentlemen, feast your eyes upon ____! BLUE -388 0 1 When I was a kid, we used to play Cowboys and ____. BLUE -389 0 1 Do the Dew® with our most extreme flavor yet! Get ready for Mountain Dew ____! BLUE -390 0 2 Honey, I have a new role-play I want to try tonight! You can be ____, and I'll be ____. BLUE -391 0 2 Forget everything you know about ____, because now we've supercharged it with ____! BLUE -392 0 1 What's making things awkward in the sauna? BLUE -393 0 1 Listen, Gary, I like you. But if you want that corner office, you're going to have to show me ____. BLUE -394 0 1 Help me doctor, I've got ____ in my butt. BLUE -395 0 2 Oprah's book of the month is "____ For ____: A Story of Hope." BLUE -396 0 2 You know, once you get past ____, ____ ain't so bad. BLUE -397 0 1 In his farewell address, George Washington famously warned Americans about the dangers of ____. BLUE -398 0 1 Well what do you have to say for yourself, Casey? This is the third time you've been sent to the principal's office for ____. BLUE -399 0 1 Here at the Academy for Gifted Children, we allow students to explore ____ at their own pace. BLUE -400 0 1 Get ready for the movie of the summer! One cop plays by the book. The other's only interested in one thing: ____. BLUE -401 0 2 Heed my voice, mortals! I am the god of ____, and I will not tolerate ____! BLUE -402 0 1 As king, how will I keep the peasants in line? BLUE -403 0 1 I'm sorry, sir, but we don't allow ____ at the country club. BLUE -404 0 1 I have a strict policy. First date, dinner. Second date, kiss. Third date, ____. BLUE -405 0 1 What killed my boner? BLUE -406 0 1 Hi, this is Jim from accounting. We noticed a $1,200 charge labeled "____." Can you explain? BLUE -407 0 1 I'm pretty sure I'm high right now, because I'm absolutely mesmerized by ____. BLUE -408 0 1 Don't worry, kid. It gets better. I've been living with ____ for 20 years. BLUE -409 0 1 How am I compensating for my tiny penis? BLUE -410 0 1 What brought the orgy to a grinding halt? INTL -412 0 1 Lovin' you is easy 'cause you're ____. INTL -413 0 1 Your persistence is admirable, my dear Prince. But you cannot win my heart with ____ alone. INTL -414 0 1 The blind date was going horrible until we discovered our shared interest in ____. INTL -415 0 1 Science will never explain ____. INTL -416 0 1 The Five Stages of Grief: denial, anger, bargaining, ____, acceptance. INTL -417 0 1 Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of ____. INTL -418 0 1 What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony? INTL -419 0 1 Charades was ruined for me forever when my mom had to act out ____. INTL -420 0 1 Money can't buy me love, but it can buy me ____. INTL -421 0 1 During his midlife crisis, my dad got really into ____. INTL -422 0 2 When you get right down to it, ____ is just ____. INTL -423 0 1 This is your captain speaking. Fasten your seatbelts and prepare for ____. INTL -424 0 1 Tonight's top story: What you don't know about ____ could kills you. INTL -425 0 1 Future historians will agree that ____ marked the beginning of America's decline. INTL -426 0 1 Coming this season, Samuel Beckett's classic existential play: Waiting for ____. INTL -427 0 1 When I pooped, what came out of my butt? INTL -428 0 1 A successful job interview begins with a firm handshake and ends with ____. INTL -429 0 1 Finally! A service that delivers ____ right to your door. INTL -430 0 1 And what did you bring for show and tell? INTL -431 0 1 When I am a billionaire, I shall erect a 20-meter statue to commemorate ____. INTL -432 0 1 When all else fails, I can always masturbate to ____. INTL -433 0 2 I spent my whole life working toward ____, only to have it ruined by ____. INTL -434 0 2 ____ would be woefully incomplete without ____. INTL -435 0 1 Next on Eurosport: The World Championship of ____. INTL -436 0 1 Dude, do not go in that bathroom. There's ____ in there. INTL -437 0 1 In his new self-produced album, Kanye West raps over the sounds of ____. INTL -438 0 1 In Rome, there are whisperings that the Vatican has a secret room devoted to ____. INTL -439 0 2 Having problems with ____? Try ____! INTL -440 0 1 The secret to a lasting marriage is communication, communication, and ____. INTL -441 0 2 My mom freaked out when she looked at my browser history and found ____.com/____. INTL -442 0 1 In the seventh circle of Hell, sinners must endure ____ for all eternity. INTL -443 0 1 ____. Awesome in theory, kind of a mess in practice. INTL -444 0 1 My plan for world domination begins with ____. INTL -445 0 1 I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with ____. INTL -446 0 1 A remarkable new study shows that chimps have evolved their own primitive version of ____. INTL -447 0 2 After months of practice with ____, I think I'm finally ready for ____. INTL -448 0 1 When I am Prime Minister, I will create the Ministry of ____. INTL -449 0 1 Turns out that ____-Man was neither the hero we needed nor wanted. INTL -450 0 2 With enough time and pressure, ____ will turn into ____. INTL -451 0 1 What left this stain on my couch? INTL -452 0 2 Dear Sir or Madam, We regret to inform you that the Office of ____ has denied your request for ____. INTL -453 0 1 I'm not like the rest of you. I'm too rich and busy for ____. INTL -454 0 1 The healing process began when I joined a support group for victims of ____. INTL -455 0 1 Doctor, you've gone too far! The human body wasn't meant to withstand that amount of ____! INTL -456 0 1 Only two things in life are certain: death and ____. INTL -457 0 1 Hey, you guys want to try this awesome new game? It's called ____. TBLTP -459 0 1 For my turn, I will spend four gold and allocate all three workers to ____. TBLTP -460 0 1 Backers who supported Tabletop at the $25,000 level were astonished to receive ____ from Wil Wheaton himself. TBLTP -462 0 1 This month's Cosmo: "Spice up your sex life by bringing ____ into the bedroom." RED -463 0 1 Next time on Dr. Phil: How to talk to your child about ____. RED -464 0 1 Tonight on 20/20: What you don't know about ____ could kill you. RED -465 0 1 My new favorite porn star is Joey "____" McGee. RED -466 0 2 Michael Bay's new three-hour action epic pits ____ against ____. RED -467 0 2 Before ____, all we had was ____. RED -468 2 3 I went from ____ to ____ all thanks to ____. RED -469 0 1 Aww, sick! I just saw this skater do a 720 kickflip into ____! RED -470 0 1 What's harshing my mellow, man? RED -471 0 1 I love being a mom. But it's tough when my kids come home filthy from ____. That's why there's Tide®. RED -472 0 1 As part of his daily regimen, Anderson Cooper sets aside 15 minutes for ____. RED -473 0 1 To prepare for his upcoming role, Daniel Day-Lewis immersed himself in the world of ____. RED -474 0 1 Welcome to Señor Frog's! Would you like to try our signature cocktail, "____ on the Beach"? RED -475 0 1 Hey baby, come back to my place and I'll show you ____. RED -476 0 2 You haven't truly lived until you've experienced ____ and ____ at the same time. RED -477 0 1 Your persistence is admirable, my dear Prince, But you cannot win my heart with ____ alone. RED -478 0 2 In a pinch, ____ can be a suitable substitute for ____. RED -479 0 1 During high school, I never really fit in until I found ____ club. RED -480 0 1 Little Miss Muffet
Sat on a tuffet,
Eating her curds
and ____. RED -481 0 1 And what did you bring for show and tell? RED -482 0 1 In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated ____. RED -483 0 1 My gym teacher got fired for adding ____ to the obstacle course. RED -484 0 1 The blind date was going horribly until we discovered our shared interest in ____. RED -485 0 1 My country, 'tis of thee, sweet land of ____. RED -486 0 1 Call the law offices of Goldstein & Goldstein, because no one should have to tolerate ____ in the workplace. RED -487 0 1 Members of New York's social elite are paying thousands of dollars just to experience ____. RED -488 0 1 In his newest and most difficult stunt, David Blaine must escape from ____. RED -489 0 2 Dear Sir or Madam,
We regret to inform you that the Office of ____ has denied your request for ____. RED -490 0 2 ____: Hours of fun. Easy to use. Perfect for ____! RED -491 0 2 Listen, son. If you want to get involved with ____, I won't stop you. Just steer clear of ____. RED -492 0 1 Next week on the Discovery Channel, one man must survive in the depths of the Amazon with only ____ and his wits. RED -493 0 2 If God didn't want us to enjoy ____, he wouldn't have given us ____. RED -494 0 2 My life is ruined by a vicious cycle of ____ and ____. RED -495 0 1 And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for ____! RED -496 0 1 Legend has it Prince wouldn't perform without ____ in his dressing room. RED -497 0 1 I can't believe Netflix is using ____ to promote House of Cards. HCARD -499 0 1 A wise man said, "Everything is about sex. Except sex. Sex is about ____." HCARD -500 0 1 I'm not going to lie. I despise ____. There, I said it. HCARD -501 0 2 Corruption. Betrayal. ____. Coming soon to Netflix, "House of ____." HCARD -502 0 1 We're not like other news organizations. Here at Slugline, we welcome ____ in the office. HCARD -503 0 2 Because you enjoyed ____, we thought you'd like ____. HCARD -504 0 1 Cancel all my meetings. We've got a situation with ____ that requires my immediate attention. HCARD -505 0 1 Our relationship is strictly professional. Let's not complicate things with ____. HCARD -506 0 1 What are two cards in your hand that you want to get rid of? RJECT -508 0 1 From WBEZ Chicago, it's This American Life. Today on our program, ____. Stay with us. RJECT -509 0 1 My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare for ____. RJECT -510 0 1 [rorschach test] What do you see? RJECT -511 0 1 Sir, we found you passed out naked on the side of the road. What's the last thing you remember? RJECT -512 0 1 You can't wait forever. It's time to talk to your doctor about ____. RJECT -513 0 1 The elders of the Ibo tribe of Nigeria recommend ____ as a cure for impotence. RJECT -514 0 1 The Westboro Baptist Church is now picketing soldiers' funerals with signs that read 'GOD HATES ____!' RJECT -515 0 1 Trump's great! Trump's got ____. I love that. V4 45 -517 0 1 It's 3 AM. The red phone rings. It's ____. Who do you want answering? V4 45 -518 0 1 According to Arizona's stand-your-ground law, you're allowed to shoot someone if they're ____. V4 45 -520 0 1 As the mom of five rambunctious boys, I'm not stranger to ____. CA -521 0 2 CBC presents "____: the Story of ____." CA -522 0 1 Just once I'd like to hear you say "Thanks, Mom. Thanks for ____." CA -523 0 1 Bravo's new reality show feature eight washed-up celebrities living with ____. CA -524 0 1 Air Canada guidelines now prohibit ____ on airplanes. CA -525 0 1 When I am Prime Minister of Canada, I will create the Ministry of ____. CA -526 0 1 Coming to Broadway this season, ____; The Musical. CA -527 0 1 This season at the Princess of Wales Theatre, Samuel Beckett's classic existential play: Waiting for ____. CA -528 0 1 Penalty! ____: that's 5 minutes in the box! CA -529 0 1 Hey guys, welcome to Boston Pizza! Would you like to start the night off right with ____? CA -530 0 1 I know when that hotline bling, that can only mean one thing: ____. CA -531 0 1 Today on Maury: "Help! My son is ____!" CA -532 0 1 Brought to you by Molson Canadian, the Official Beer of ____. CA -533 0 1 Next on TSN: The World Series of ____. CA -534 0 1 O Canada, we stand on guard for ____. CA -535 0 1 My fellow Americans: Before this decade is out, we will have ____ on the moon! CA -536 0 1 Dude, do not go in that washroom. There's ____ in there. CA -537 0 1 Dear Abby, I'm having some trouble ____ and would like your advice. CA -538 0 1 Skidamarink a dink a dink, skidamarink a doo, I love ____. CA -539 0 1 The new Chevy Tahoe. With the power and space to take ____ everywhere you go. CA -540 0 1 What's so important right now that you can't call your mother? JEW -542 0 1 According to Freud, all children progress through three stages of development: the oral stage, the anal stage, and the ____ stage. JEW -543 0 1 Oh, your daughter should meet my son! He gives to charity, he loves ____ and did I mention he's a doctor? JEW -544 0 1 Coming to Broadway next season: "____ on the Roof." JEW -545 0 1 Can't you see? The Jews are behind everything--the banks, the media, even ____! JEW -546 0 1 Because they are forbidden from masturbating, Mormons channel their repressed sexual energy into ____. ❄2013 -548 0 1 Revealed: Why He Really Resigned! Pope Benedict's Secret Struggle with ____! ❄2013 -549 0 1 Kids these days with their iPods and their internet. In my day, we all needed to pass the time was ____. ❄2013 -550 0 1 GREETINGS
HUMANS

I AM ____ BOT

EXECUTING PROGRAM ❄2013 -551 0 2 But wait, there's more! If you order ____ in the next 15 minutes, we'll throw in ____ absolutely free! ❄2013 -552 0 1 I really hope my grandma doesn't ask me to explain ____ again. ❄2013 -553 0 2 Critics are raving about HBO's new Game of Thrones spin-off, "____ of ____." FNTSY -555 0 1 Your father was a powerful wizard, Harry. Before he died, he left you something very precious: ____. FNTSY -556 0 1 Having tired of poetry and music, the immortal elves now fill their days with ____. FNTSY -557 0 1 And in the end, the dragon was not evil; he just wanted ____. FNTSY -558 0 1 Who blasphemes and bubbles at the center of all infinity, whose name no lips dare speak aloud, and who gnaws hungrily in inconceivable, unlighted chambers beyond time? FNTSY -559 0 1 Legend tells of a princess who has been asleep for a thousand years and can only be awoken by ____. FNTSY -560 0 1 Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to ____. SCIFI -562 0 1 Computer! Display ____ on screen. Enhance. SCIFI -563 0 1 You're not going to believe this, but I'm you from the future! You've got to stop ____. SCIFI -564 0 1 This won't be like negotiating with the Vogons. Humans only respond to one thing: ____. SCIFI -565 0 1 Madam President, the asteroid is headed directly for Earth and there's one one thing that can stop it: ____. SCIFI -566 0 1 You have violated the Prime Directive! You exposed an alien culture to ____ before they were ready. SCIFI -567 0 1 What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything? SCIFI -568 0 1 After blacking out during New Year's Eve, I was awoken by ____. ❄2012 -570 0 1 What keeps me warm during the cold, cold winter? ❄2012 -571 0 1 Wake up, America. Christmas is under attack by secular liberals and their ____. ❄2012 -572 0 1 Every Christmas, my uncle gets drunk and tells the story about ____. ❄2012 -573 0 1 On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: three French hens, two turtle doves, and ____. ❄2012 -574 0 1 My memory of last night is pretty hazy. I remember ____ and that's pretty much it. COLEG -576 0 1 Pledges! Time to prove you're Delta Phi material. Chug this beer, take off your shirts, and get ready for ____. COLEG -577 0 1 All classes today are canceled due to ____. COLEG -578 0 1 Did you know? Our college was recently named the #1 school for ____! COLEG -579 0 1 The Department of Psychology is looking for paid research volunteers. Are you 18-25 and suffering from ____? COLEG -580 0 1 In this paper, I will explore ____ from a feminist perspective. COLEG -581 0 1 What gets me wet? . -583 0 1 My body, my voice! ____, my choice! . -584 0 1 My vagina's angry. My vagina's furious and it needs to talk. It needs to talk about ____. . -585 0 1 Can a woman really have it all? A career and ____? . -586 0 1 Tampax®: Don't let your period ruin ____. . -587 0 1 New from Mattel, it's ____ Barbie! . +1 0 1 Here is the church Here is the steeple Open the doors And there is ____. US +3 0 1 50% of all marriages end in ____. US +4 0 1 As the mom of five rambunctious boys, I'm no stranger to ____. US +5 0 1 Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of ____. US +6 0 1 This is the way the world ends This is the way the world ends Not with a bang but with ____. US +7 0 1 After four platinum albums and three Grammys, it's time to get back to my roots, to what inspired me to make music in the first place: ____. US +8 0 1 When Pharaoh remained unmoved, Moses called down a Plague of ____. US +9 0 1 What's there a ton of in heaven? US +10 0 1 It's a pity that kids these days are all getting involved with ____. US +11 0 1 What's a girl's best friend? US +12 0 1 ____. High five, bro. US +13 0 2 Step 1: ____. Step 2: ____. Step 3: Profit. US +14 0 1 Make a haiku. US +15 0 1 The class field trip was completely ruined by ____. US +16 0 1 If you can't be with the one you love, love ____. US +17 0 1 When I am a billionaire, I shall erect a 50-foot statue to commemorate ____. US +18 0 1 I'm LeBron James, and when I'm not slamming dunks, I love ____. US +19 0 1 Uh, hey guys, I know this was my idea, but I'm having serious doubts about ____. US +20 0 1 Alternative medicine is now embracing the curative powers of ____. US +21 0 2 I never truly understood ____ until I encountered ____. US +22 0 1 I'm sorry, Professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of ____. US +23 0 1 I drink to forget ____. US +24 0 1 Next on ESPN2: The World Series of ____. US +25 0 1 Hey Reddit! I'm ____. Ask me anything. US +26 0 2 That's right, I killed ____. How, you ask? ____. US +27 0 1 How did I lose my virginity? US +28 0 1 I'm going on a cleanse this week. Nothing but kale juice and ____. US +29 0 1 Dear Abby, I'm having some trouble with ____ and would like your advice. US +30 0 1 ____. That was so metal. US +31 0 1 I got 99 problems but ____ ain't one. US +32 0 1 Why can't I sleep at night? US +33 0 1 Dude, do not go in that bathroom. There's ____ in there. US +34 0 2 Lifetime® presents "____: the Story of ____." US +35 0 1 Hey guys, welcome to Chili's! Would you like to start the night off right with ____? US +36 0 1 Just once, I'd like to hear you say "Thanks, Mom. Thanks for ____." US +37 0 1 Old Macdonald had ____. E-I-E-I-O. US +38 0 1 What made my first kiss so awkward? US +39 0 1 Just saw this upsetting video! Please retweet!! #stop____ US +40 0 1 What never fails to liven up the party? US +41 0 1 Kids, I don't need drugs to get high. I'm high on ____. US +42 0 2 When I was tripping on acid, ____ turned into ____. US +43 0 1 Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to ____. US +44 0 1 Men's Wearhouse. You're gonna like ____. I guarantee it. US +45 0 1 ____. Betcha can't have just one! US +46 0 1 Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children ____. US +47 0 1 The Chevy Tahoe. With the power and space to take ____ everywhere you go. US +48 0 1 Click here for ____!!! US +49 0 1 TSA guidelines now prohibit ____ on airplanes. US +50 0 1 What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming? US +51 0 1 What's that sound? US +52 0 1 What is Batman's guilty pleasure. US +53 0 1 After eight years in the White House, how is Obama finally letting loose? US +54 0 1 This season at Steppenwolf, Samuel Beckett's classic existential play: Waiting for ____. US +55 0 1 A recent laboratory study shows that undergraduates have 50% less sex after being exposed to ____. US +56 0 2 Introducing the amazing superhero/sidekick duo! It's ____ and ____! US +57 0 1 Mabe she's born with it. Maybe it's ____. US +58 0 2 They said we were crazy. They said we couldn't put ____ inside of ____. They were wrong. US +59 0 1 Arby's: We Have ____. US +60 0 1 What will always get you laid? US +61 0 1 My fellow Americans: Before this decade is out, we will have ____ on the moon! US +62 0 1 What ended my last relationship? US +63 0 1 Why do I hurt all over? US +64 0 1 When I am President, I will create the Department of ____. US +65 0 1 But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you ____. US +66 2 3 ____ + ____ = ____. US +67 0 1 What's Teach For America using to inspire inner city students to succeed? US +68 0 1 War! What is it good for? US +69 0 2 In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that ____ had really been ____ all along. US +70 0 1 Military historians remember Alexander the Great for his brilliant use of ____ against the Persians. US +71 0 1 A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without ____. US +72 0 1 Coming to Broadway this season, ____: The Musical. US +73 0 1 Brought to you by Bud Light®, the official Beer of ____. US +74 0 1 Check me out, yo! I call this dance move "____." US +75 0 2 And the Academy Award for ____ goes to ____. US +76 0 1 Introducing X-treme Baseball! It's like baseball, but with ____! US +77 0 1 Fun tip! When your man asks you to go down on him, try surprising him with ____ instead. US +78 0 1 I'm no doctor but I'm pretty sure what you're suffering from is called "____." US +79 0 1 Bravo's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with ____. US +80 0 1 White people like ____. US +81 0 1 ____: kid-tested, mother-approved. US +82 0 1 IF you like ____, YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK. US +83 0 1 What gives me uncontrollable gas? US +84 0 2 ____ is a slippery slope that leads to ____. US +85 0 1 Today on Maury : "Help! My son is ____!" US +86 0 1 What is George W. Bush thinking about right now? US +87 0 2 For my next trick, I will pull ____ out of ____. US +88 0 1 What's that smell? US +89 0 1 ____. It's a trap! US +90 0 1 Well if you'll excuse me, gentlemen, I have a date with ____. US +91 0 1 ★☆☆☆☆ Do NOT go here! Found ____ in my Kung Pao chicken! US +92 0 1 Why am I sticky? US +93 0 1 What makes life worth living? US +94 0 1 In the Disney Channel Original Movie, Hannah Montana struggles with ____ for the first time. US +95 0 1 While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on ____. US +96 0 1 What's my secret power? US +97 0 1 What are my parents hiding from me? US +98 0 1 Daddy, why is mommy crying? US +99 0 1 During sex, I like to think about ____. US +100 0 1 Mr. and Mrs. Diaz, we called you in because we're concerned about Cynthia. Are you aware that your daughter is ____? US +101 0 1 I get by with a little help from ____. US +102 0 1 I'm no doctor, but I'm pretty sure what you're suffering from is called "____." CA +104 0 1 As the mom of five rambunctious boys, I'm not stranger to ____. CA +105 0 2 CBC presents "____: the Story of ____." CA +106 0 1 Just once I'd like to hear you say "Thanks, Mom. Thanks for ____." CA +107 0 1 Bravo's new reality show feature eight washed-up celebrities living with ____. CA +108 0 1 Air Canada guidelines now prohibit ____ on airplanes. CA +109 0 1 When I am Prime Minister of Canada, I will create the Ministry of ____. CA +110 0 1 Coming to Broadway this season, ____; The Musical. CA +111 0 1 This season at the Princess of Wales Theatre, Samuel Beckett's classic existential play: Waiting for ____. CA +112 0 1 Here is church Here is the steeple Open the doors And there is ____. CA +113 0 1 Penalty! ____: that's 5 minutes in the box! CA +114 0 1 Click Here for ____!!! CA +115 0 1 Hey guys, welcome to Boston Pizza! Would you like to start the night off right with ____? CA +116 0 1 I know when that hotline bling, that can only mean one thing: ____. CA +117 2 3 ____+____=____. CA +118 0 1 Dude, do not go in that washroom. There's ____ in there. CA +119 0 1 Just saw this upsetting video! Please retweet!! #stop ____ CA +120 0 1 Brought to you by Molson Canadian, the Official Beer of ____. CA +121 0 1 Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's ____. CA +122 0 1 Next on TSN: The World Series of ____. CA +123 0 1 A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without ____. CA +124 0 1 O Canada, we stand on guard for ____. CA +125 0 1 What is Batman's guilty pleasure? CA +126 0 1 Old MacDonald has ____. E-I-E-I-O. CA +127 0 1 A recent laboratory study shows that undergraduates have 50% less sex after being exposed to: ____. CA +128 0 1 Dear Abby, I'm having some trouble ____ and would like your advice. CA +129 0 1 In the new Disney Channel Original Movie, Hannah Montana struggles with ____ for the first time. CA +130 0 1 Skidamarink a dink a dink, skidamarink a doo, I love ____. CA +131 0 1 But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you. CA +132 0 1 The new Chevy Tahoe. With the power and space to take ____ everywhere you go. CA +133 0 1 When I am a billionaire, I shall erect a 20-metre statue to commemorate ____. CA +134 0 1 Airport security guidelines now prohibit ____ on airplanes. UK +136 0 1 ____? Jim'll fix it! UK +137 0 1 Daddy, why is mummy crying? UK +138 0 1 Today on The Jeremy Kyle Show: "Help! My son is ____!" UK +139 0 1 What did I bring back from Amsterdam? UK +140 0 1 Mate, do not go in that bathroom. There's ____ in there. UK +141 0 1 ____. Once you pop, the fun don't stop! UK +142 0 1 When I am Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, I will create the Ministry of ____. UK +143 0 1 Instead of coal, Father Christmas now gives the bad children ____. UK +144 0 1 Just once I'd like to hear you say "Thanks, Mum. Thanks for ____." UK +145 0 1 UKIP: Putting ____ First! UK +146 0 2 And the BAFTA for ____ goes to____. UK +147 0 1 TFL apologizes for the delay in train service due to ____. UK +148 0 1 Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition. Our chief weapons are fear, surprise, and ____. UK +149 0 1 The school trip was completely ruined by ____. UK +150 0 1 How am I maintaining my relationship status? UK +151 0 1 As the mum of five rambunctious boys, I'm not stranger to ____. UK +152 0 1 Next on Sky Sports: The World Champion of ____.. UK +153 0 1 What's the next Happy Meal® toy? UK +154 0 1 The theme for next year's Eurovision Song Contest is "We are ____." UK +155 0 1 Next up on Channel 4: Ramsay's ____ Nightmares. UK +156 0 1 In Belmarsh Prison, word is you can trade 200 cigarettes for ____. UK +157 0 1 Now at the Natural History Museum: an interactive exhibit on ____. UK +158 0 1 Hey guys, welcome to TGIF! Would you like to start the night off right with ____? UK +159 0 1 Coming to the West End this year, ____: The Musical. UK +160 0 2 In a world ravaged by ____, our only solace is ____. UK +161 0 1 This season at the Old Vic, Samuel Beckett's classic existential play: Waiting for ____. UK +541 0 1 Why did the chicken cross the road? RJCT2 +162 0 1 Channel 5's new reality show feature eight washed-up celebrities living with ____. UK +163 0 1 I'm sorry, Sir, but I couldn't complete my homework because of ____. UK +164 0 1 ____. That's what mums go to Iceland. UK +165 0 2 Channel 4 presents "____: the Story of ____." UK +166 0 1 Dear Agony Aunt, I'm having some trouble with ____ and would like your advice. UK +168 0 1 Oi! Show us ____! AU +169 0 1 What did I bring back from Bali? AU +170 0 1 MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with ____. AU +171 0 1 ★☆☆☆☆ Do NOT go here! Found ____ in my Mongolian chicken! AU +172 0 1 What broke up the original Wiggles? AU +173 0 1 Today on Jerry Springer: "Help! My son is ____!" AU +174 0 1 This season at the Sydney Opera House, Samuel Beckett's classic existential play: Waiting for ____. AU +175 0 1 Crikey! I've never seen ____ like this before! Let's get a bit closer. AU +176 0 1 What's there a tonne of in heaven? AU +177 0 1 What makes me a true blue Aussie? AU +178 0 1 The school excursion was completely ruined by ____. AU +179 0 1 Channel 9 is pleased to present its new variety show, "Hey Hey It's ____." AU +180 0 1 Qantas now prohibits ____ on airplanes. AU +181 0 2 ABC presents "____: the Story of ____." AU +182 0 1 Next on Nine's Wide World of Sports: The World Series of ____. AU +183 0 1 Are you thinking what I'm thinking, B1? I think I am, B2: it's ____ time! AU +184 0 1 ____? Yeah, nah. AU +185 0 1 Life for Aboriginal people was forever changed when the white man introduced them to ____. AU +186 0 1 Hey guys, welcome to Sizzler! Would you like to start the night off right with ____? AU +187 0 1 Brought to you by XXXX Gold, the Official Beer of ____. AU +188 0 1 Mate, do not go in that toilet. There's ____ in there. AU +189 0 1 In Australia, ____ is twice as big and twice as deadly. AU +190 0 1 When I am Prime Minister, I will create the Department of ____. AU +191 0 1 What brought the orgy to a grinding halt? INTL +193 0 1 Lovin' you is easy 'cause you're ____. INTL +194 0 1 Your persistence is admirable, my dear Prince. But you cannot win my heart with ____ alone. INTL +195 0 1 The blind date was going horrible until we discovered our shared interest in ____. INTL +196 0 1 Science will never explain ____. INTL +197 0 1 The Five Stages of Grief: denial, anger, bargaining, ____, acceptance. INTL +198 0 1 What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony? INTL +199 0 1 Charades was ruined for me forever when my mom had to act out ____. INTL +200 0 1 Money can't buy me love, but it can buy me ____. INTL +201 0 1 During his midlife crisis, my dad got really into ____. INTL +202 0 2 When you get right down to it, ____ is just ____. INTL +203 0 1 This is your captain speaking. Fasten your seatbelts and prepare for ____. INTL +204 0 1 Tonight's top story: What you don't know about ____ could kills you. INTL +205 0 1 Future historians will agree that ____ marked the beginning of America's decline. INTL +206 0 1 Coming this season, Samuel Beckett's classic existential play: Waiting for ____. INTL +207 0 1 When I pooped, what came out of my butt? INTL +208 0 1 A successful job interview begins with a firm handshake and ends with ____. INTL +209 0 1 Finally! A service that delivers ____ right to your door. INTL +210 0 1 And what did you bring for show and tell? INTL +211 0 1 When I am a billionaire, I shall erect a 20-meter statue to commemorate ____. INTL +212 0 1 When all else fails, I can always masturbate to ____. INTL +213 0 2 I spent my whole life working toward ____, only to have it ruined by ____. INTL +214 0 2 ____ would be woefully incomplete without ____. INTL +215 0 1 Next on Eurosport: The World Championship of ____. INTL +216 0 1 In his new self-produced album, Kanye West raps over the sounds of ____. INTL +217 0 1 In Rome, there are whisperings that the Vatican has a secret room devoted to ____. INTL +218 0 2 Having problems with ____? Try ____! INTL +219 0 1 The secret to a lasting marriage is communication, communication, and ____. INTL +220 0 2 My mom freaked out when she looked at my browser history and found ____.com/____. INTL +221 0 1 In the seventh circle of Hell, sinners must endure ____ for all eternity. INTL +222 0 1 ____. Awesome in theory, kind of a mess in practice. INTL +223 0 1 My plan for world domination begins with ____. INTL +224 0 1 I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with ____. INTL +225 0 1 A remarkable new study shows that chimps have evolved their own primitive version of ____. INTL +226 0 2 After months of practice with ____, I think I'm finally ready for ____. INTL +227 0 1 When I am Prime Minister, I will create the Ministry of ____. INTL +228 0 1 Turns out that ____-Man was neither the hero we needed nor wanted. INTL +229 0 2 With enough time and pressure, ____ will turn into ____. INTL +230 0 1 What left this stain on my couch? INTL +231 0 2 Dear Sir or Madam, We regret to inform you that the Office of ____ has denied your request for ____. INTL +232 0 1 I'm not like the rest of you. I'm too rich and busy for ____. INTL +233 0 1 The healing process began when I joined a support group for victims of ____. INTL +234 0 1 Doctor, you've gone too far! The human body wasn't meant to withstand that amount of ____! INTL +235 0 1 Only two things in life are certain: death and ____. INTL +237 0 1 This month's Cosmo: "Spice up your sex life by bringing ____ into the bedroom." RED +238 0 1 Next time on Dr. Phil: How to talk to your child about ____. RED +239 0 1 Tonight on 20/20: What you don't know about ____ could kill you. RED +240 0 1 My new favorite porn star is Joey "____" McGee. RED +241 0 2 Michael Bay's new three-hour action epic pits ____ against ____. RED +242 0 2 Before ____, all we had was ____. RED +243 2 3 I went from ____ to ____ all thanks to ____. RED +244 0 1 Aww, sick! I just saw this skater do a 720 kickflip into ____! RED +245 0 1 What's harshing my mellow, man? RED +246 0 1 I love being a mom. But it's tough when my kids come home filthy from ____. That's why there's Tide®. RED +247 0 1 As part of his daily regimen, Anderson Cooper sets aside 15 minutes for ____. RED +248 0 1 To prepare for his upcoming role, Daniel Day-Lewis immersed himself in the world of ____. RED +249 0 1 Welcome to Señor Frog's! Would you like to try our signature cocktail, "____ on the Beach"? RED +250 0 1 Hey baby, come back to my place and I'll show you ____. RED +251 0 2 You haven't truly lived until you've experienced ____ and ____ at the same time. RED +252 0 1 Your persistence is admirable, my dear Prince, But you cannot win my heart with ____ alone. RED +253 0 2 In a pinch, ____ can be a suitable substitute for ____. RED +254 0 1 During high school, I never really fit in until I found ____ club. RED +255 0 1 Little Miss Muffet
Sat on a tuffet,
Eating her curds
and ____. RED +256 0 1 In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated ____. RED +257 0 1 My gym teacher got fired for adding ____ to the obstacle course. RED +258 0 1 The blind date was going horribly until we discovered our shared interest in ____. RED +259 0 1 My country, 'tis of thee, sweet land of ____. RED +260 0 1 Call the law offices of Goldstein & Goldstein, because no one should have to tolerate ____ in the workplace. RED +261 0 1 Members of New York's social elite are paying thousands of dollars just to experience ____. RED +262 0 1 In his newest and most difficult stunt, David Blaine must escape from ____. RED +263 0 2 Dear Sir or Madam,
We regret to inform you that the Office of ____ has denied your request for ____. RED +264 0 2 ____: Hours of fun. Easy to use. Perfect for ____! RED +265 0 2 Listen, son. If you want to get involved with ____, I won't stop you. Just steer clear of ____. RED +266 0 1 Next week on the Discovery Channel, one man must survive in the depths of the Amazon with only ____ and his wits. RED +267 0 2 If God didn't want us to enjoy ____, he wouldn't have given us ____. RED +268 0 2 My life is ruined by a vicious cycle of ____ and ____. RED +269 0 1 And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for ____! RED +270 0 1 Legend has it Prince wouldn't perform without ____ in his dressing room. RED +271 0 1 Dear Leader Kim Jong-un, our village praises your infinite wisdom with a humble offering of ____. BLUE +273 0 2 We never did find ____, but along the way we sure learned a lot about ____. BLUE +274 0 1 Do not fuck with me! I am literally ____ right now. BLUE +275 0 1 And would you like those buffalo wings mild, hot, or ____? BLUE +276 0 1 What's fun until it gets weird? BLUE +277 0 1 And today's soup is Cream of ____. BLUE +278 0 1 Come to Dubai, where you can relax in our world-famous spas, experience the nightlife, or simply enjoy ____ by the poolside. BLUE +279 0 1 She's up all night for good fun. I'm up all night for ____. BLUE +280 0 1 Hi MTV! My name is Kendra, I live in Malibu, I'm into ____, and I love to have a good time. BLUE +281 0 2 I am become ____, destroyer of ____! BLUE +282 0 2 ____ may pass, but ____ will last forever. BLUE +283 0 2 In the beginning, there was ____. And the Lord said, "Let there be ____." BLUE +284 2 3 You guys, I saw this crazy movie last night. It opens on ____, and then there's some stuff about ____, and then it ends with ____. BLUE +285 0 2 This year's hottest album is "____" by ____. BLUE +286 0 1 "This is madness!"

" No. THIS IS ____!" BLUE +287 0 1 It lurks in the night. It hungers for flesh. This summer, no one is safe from ____. BLUE +288 0 2 ____ will never be the same after ____. BLUE +289 0 1 I don't mean to brag, but they call me the Michael Jordan of ____. BLUE +290 0 1 Don't forget! Beginning this week, Casual Friday will officially become "____ Friday." BLUE +291 0 1 Having the worst day EVER. #____ BLUE +292 0 1 Why am I broke? BLUE +293 0 1 Wes Anderson's new film tells the story of a precocious child coming to terms with ____. BLUE +294 0 2 Adventure. Romance. ____. From Paramount Pictures, "____." BLUE +295 0 2 Patient presents with ____. Likely a result of ____. BLUE +296 0 1 Yo' mama so fat she ____! BLUE +297 0 1 Now in bookstores: "The Audacity of ____," by Barack Obama. BLUE +298 0 1 In his new action comedy, Jackie Chan must fend off ninjas while also dealing with ____. BLUE +299 0 1 Armani suit: $1,000. Dinner for two at that swanky restaurant: $300. The look on her face when you surprise her with ____: priceless. BLUE +300 0 1 Behind every powerful man is ____. BLUE +301 0 1 Life's pretty tough in the fast lane. That's why I never leave the house without ____. BLUE +302 0 1 You are not alone. Millions of Americans struggle with ____ every day. BLUE +303 0 1 My grandfather worked his way up from nothing. When he came to this country, all he had was the shoes on his feet and ____. BLUE +304 0 2 If you can't handle ____, you'd better stay away from ____. BLUE +305 0 1 Man, this is bullshit. Fuck ____. BLUE +306 0 2 In return for my soul, the Devil promised me ____, but all I got was ____. BLUE +307 0 1 The Japanese have developed a smaller, more efficient version of ____. BLUE +308 0 1 Do you lack energy? Does it sometimes feel like the whole world is ____? Ask your doctor about Zoloft®. BLUE +309 0 1 I work my ass off all day for this family, and this is what I come home to? ____!? BLUE +310 0 1 This is America. If you don't work hard, you don't succeed. I don't care if you're black, white, purple, or ____. BLUE +311 0 1 Dammit, Gary. You can't just solve every problem with ____. BLUE +312 0 1 James is a lonely boy. But when he discovers a secret door in his attic, he meets a magical new friend: ____. BLUE +313 0 1 This is the prime of my life. I'm young, hot, and full of ____. BLUE +314 0 2 Every step towards ____ gets me a little bit closer to ____. BLUE +315 0 2 Well if ____ is good enough for ____, it's good enough for me. BLUE +316 0 1 WHOOO! God damn I love ____! BLUE +317 0 1 You Won't Believe These 15 Hilarious ____ Bloopers! BLUE +318 0 1 You've seen the bearded lady! You've seen the ring of fire! Now, ladies and gentlemen, feast your eyes upon ____! BLUE +319 0 1 When I was a kid, we used to play Cowboys and ____. BLUE +320 0 1 Do the Dew® with our most extreme flavor yet! Get ready for Mountain Dew ____! BLUE +321 0 2 Honey, I have a new role-play I want to try tonight! You can be ____, and I'll be ____. BLUE +322 0 2 Forget everything you know about ____, because now we've supercharged it with ____! BLUE +323 0 1 What's making things awkward in the sauna? BLUE +324 0 1 Listen, Gary, I like you. But if you want that corner office, you're going to have to show me ____. BLUE +325 0 1 Help me doctor, I've got ____ in my butt. BLUE +326 0 2 Oprah's book of the month is "____ For ____: A Story of Hope." BLUE +327 0 2 You know, once you get past ____, ____ ain't so bad. BLUE +328 0 1 In his farewell address, George Washington famously warned Americans about the dangers of ____. BLUE +329 0 1 Well what do you have to say for yourself, Casey? This is the third time you've been sent to the principal's office for ____. BLUE +330 0 1 Here at the Academy for Gifted Children, we allow students to explore ____ at their own pace. BLUE +331 0 1 Get ready for the movie of the summer! One cop plays by the book. The other's only interested in one thing: ____. BLUE +332 0 2 Heed my voice, mortals! I am the god of ____, and I will not tolerate ____! BLUE +333 0 1 As king, how will I keep the peasants in line? BLUE +334 0 1 I'm sorry, sir, but we don't allow ____ at the country club. BLUE +335 0 1 2 AM in the city that never sleeps. The door swings open and she walks in, legs up to here. Something in her eyes tells me she's looking for ____. BLUE +336 0 1 I have a strict policy. First date, dinner. Second date, kiss. Third date, ____. BLUE +337 0 1 What killed my boner? BLUE +338 0 1 Hi, this is Jim from accounting. We noticed a $1,200 charge labeled "____." Can you explain? BLUE +339 0 1 I'm pretty sure I'm high right now, because I'm absolutely mesmerized by ____. BLUE +340 0 1 Don't worry, kid. It gets better. I've been living with ____ for 20 years. BLUE +341 0 1 How am I compensating for my tiny penis? BLUE +342 0 1 Ooo, daddy like ____. GREEN +344 0 1 As reparations for slavery, all African Americans will receive ____. GREEN +345 0 1 What's about to take this dance floor to the next level? GREEN +346 0 1 What are all those whales singing about? GREEN +347 0 1 I've got rhythm, I've got music, I've got ____. Who could ask for anything more? GREEN +348 0 1 Then the princess kissed the frog, and all of a sudden the frog was ____! GREEN +349 0 1 What turned me into a Republican? GREEN +350 0 1 If at first you don't succeed, try ____. GREEN +351 0 1 Poor Brandon, still living in his parents' basement. I hear he never got over ____. GREEN +352 0 1 Coming to Red Lobster® this month, ____. GREEN +353 0 1 Most Americans would not vote for a candidate who is openly ____. GREEN +354 0 1 This Friday at the Liquid Lounge, it's ____ Night! Ladies drink free. GREEN +355 0 1 Well, shit. My eyes ain't so good, but I'll eat my own boot if that ain't ____! GREEN +356 0 1 CNN breaking news! Scientists discover ____. GREEN +357 0 1 She's a lady in the streets, ____ in the sheets. GREEN +358 0 1 There is no God. It's just ____ and then you die. GREEN +359 0 1 Best you go back where you came from, now. We don't take too kindly to ____ in these parts. GREEN +360 0 1 I've had a horrible vision, father. I saw mountains crumbling, stars falling from the sky. I saw ____. GREEN +361 0 1 Oh no! Siri, how do I fix ____? GREEN +362 0 1 Girls just wanna have ____. GREEN +363 0 1 What's the gayest? GREEN +364 0 1 Son, take it from someone who's been around the block a few times. Nothin' puts her in the mood like ____. GREEN +365 0 1 Mom's to-do list:

Buy groceries
Clean up ____
Soccer practice GREEN +366 0 1 What will end racism once and for all? GREEN +367 0 1 No, no, no, no, no, NO! I will NOT let ____ ruin this wedding. GREEN +368 0 1 Summer lovin', had me a blast. ____, happened so fast. GREEN +369 0 1 I'm sorry, sir, but your insurance plan doesn't cover injuries caused by ____. GREEN +370 0 1 What sucks balls? GREEN +371 0 1 Errbody in the club ____. GREEN +372 0 1 I'll take the BBQ bacon burger with a fried egg and fuck it how about ____. GREEN +373 0 1 You won't believe what's in my pussy. It's ____. GREEN +374 0 1 The top Google auto-complete results for "Barack Obama":
Barack Obama height.
Barack Obama net worth.
Barack Obama ____. GREEN +375 0 1 I may not be much to look at, but I fuck like ____. GREEN +376 0 1 LSD + ____ = really bad time. GREEN +377 0 1 Feeling so grateful! #amazing #mylife #____ GREEN +378 0 1 Art isn't just a painting in a stuffy museum. Art is alive. Art is ____. GREEN +379 0 1 Why am I laughing and crying and taking off my clothes? GREEN +380 0 1 Google Calendar alert: ____ in 10 minutes. GREEN +381 0 1 One more thing. Watch out for Big Mike. They say he killed a man with ____. GREEN +382 0 1 Dance like there's nobody watching, love like you'll never be hurt, and live like you're ____. GREEN +383 0 2 ____: Brought to you by ____. GREEN +384 0 1 In the 1950s, psychologists prescribed ____ as a cure for homosexuality. GREEN +385 0 1 Well if ____ is a crime, then lock me up! GREEN +386 0 1 Run, run, as fast as you can! You can't catch me, I'm ____! GREEN +387 0 1 What's the most problematic? GREEN +388 0 1 With a one-time gift of just $10, you can save this child from ____. GREEN +389 0 2 ____ be all like ____. GREEN +390 0 1 You know who else liked ____? Hitler. GREEN +391 0 1 What totally destroyed my asshole? GREEN +392 0 1 I don't believe in God. I believe in ____. GREEN +393 0 1 She's just one of the guys, you know? She likes beer, and football, and ____. GREEN +394 0 1 Congratulations! You have been selected for our summer internship program. While we are unable to offer a salary, we can offer you ____. GREEN +395 0 1 I tell you, it was a non-stop fuckfest. When it was over, my asshole looked like ____. GREEN +396 0 1 We do not shake with our left hands in this country. That is the hand we use for ____. GREEN +397 0 1 As Teddy Roosevelt said, the four manly virtues are honor, temperance, industry, and ____. GREEN +398 0 1 How did Stella get her groove back? 90s +400 0 1 Siskel and Ebert have panned ____ as "poorly conceived" and "sloppily executed." 90s +401 0 1 Up next on Nickelodeon: "Clarissa Explains ____." 90s +402 0 1 It's Morphin' Time! Mastodon! Pterodactyl! Triceratops! Sabertooth Tiger! ____! 90s +403 0 1 Believe it or not, Jim Carrey can do a dead-on impression of ____. 90s +404 0 1 I'm a bitch, I'm a lover, I'm a child, I'm ____. 90s +405 0 1 Tonight on SNICK: "Are You Afraid of ____?" 90s +406 0 1 After blacking out during New Year's Eve, I was awoken by ____. ❄2012 +408 0 1 What keeps me warm during the cold, cold winter? ❄2012 +409 0 1 Wake up, America. Christmas is under attack by secular liberals and their ____. ❄2012 +410 0 1 Every Christmas, my uncle gets drunk and tells the story about ____. ❄2012 +411 0 1 Jesus is ____. ❄2012 +412 0 1 This holiday season, Tim Allen must overcome his fear of ____ to save Christmas. ❄2012 +413 0 1 On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: three French hens, two turtle doves, and ____. ❄2012 +414 0 1 When you go to the polls on Tuesday, remember: a vote for me is a vote for ____. V4HIL +416 0 1 Senator, I trust you enjoyed ____ last night. Now, can I count on your vote? V4HIL +417 0 1 Trump's great! Trump's got ____. I love that. V4 45 +419 0 1 It's 3 AM. The red phone rings. It's ____. Who do you want answering? V4 45 +420 0 1 According to Arizona's stand-your-ground law, you're allowed to shoot someone if they're ____. V4 45 +421 0 1 I can't believe Netflix is using ____ to promote House of Cards. HCARD +423 0 1 A wise man said, "Everything is about sex. Except sex. Sex is about ____." HCARD +424 0 1 I'm not going to lie. I despise ____. There, I said it. HCARD +425 0 2 Corruption. Betrayal. ____. Coming soon to Netflix, "House of ____." HCARD +426 0 1 We're not like other news organizations. Here at Slugline, we welcome ____ in the office. HCARD +427 0 2 Because you enjoyed ____, we thought you'd like ____. HCARD +428 0 1 Cancel all my meetings. We've got a situation with ____ that requires my immediate attention. HCARD +429 0 1 Our relationship is strictly professional. Let's not complicate things with ____. HCARD +430 0 1 My memory of last night is pretty hazy. I remember ____ and that's pretty much it. COLEG +432 0 1 Pledges! Time to prove you're Delta Phi material. Chug this beer, take off your shirts, and get ready for ____. COLEG +433 0 1 All classes today are canceled due to ____. COLEG +434 0 1 Did you know? Our college was recently named the #1 school for ____! COLEG +435 0 1 The Department of Psychology is looking for paid research volunteers. Are you 18-25 and suffering from ____? COLEG +436 0 1 In this paper, I will explore ____ from a feminist perspective. COLEG +437 0 1 Because they are forbidden from masturbating, Mormons channel their repressed sexual energy into ____. ❄2013 +439 0 1 Revealed: Why He Really Resigned! Pope Benedict's Secret Struggle with ____! ❄2013 +440 0 1 Blessed are you, Lord our God, creator of the universe, who has granted us ____. ❄2013 +441 0 1 Kids these days with their iPods and their internet. In my day, we all needed to pass the time was ____. ❄2013 +442 0 1 GREETINGS
HUMANS

I AM ____ BOT

EXECUTING PROGRAM ❄2013 +443 0 2 But wait, there's more! If you order ____ in the next 15 minutes, we'll throw in ____ absolutely free! ❄2013 +444 0 2 Here's what you can expect for the new year. Out: ____. In: ____. ❄2013 +445 0 1 What's the one thing that makes an elf instantly ejaculate? ❄2013 +446 0 1 I really hope my grandma doesn't ask me to explain ____ again. ❄2013 +447 0 2 Critics are raving about HBO's new Game of Thrones spin-off, "____ of ____." FNTSY +449 0 1 Your father was a powerful wizard, Harry. Before he died, he left you something very precious: ____. FNTSY +450 0 1 Having tired of poetry and music, the immortal elves now fill their days with ____. FNTSY +451 0 1 And in the end, the dragon was not evil; he just wanted ____. FNTSY +452 0 1 Who blasphemes and bubbles at the center of all infinity, whose name no lips dare speak aloud, and who gnaws hungrily in inconceivable, unlighted chambers beyond time? FNTSY +453 0 1 Legend tells of a princess who has been asleep for a thousand years and can only be awoken by ____. FNTSY +454 0 1 Coming this spring from BioWare, Mass Effect: ____. MSFX +456 0 1 I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite place for ____ on the Citadel. MSFX +457 0 1 It turns out The Reapers didn't want to destroy the galaxy. They just wanted ____. MSFX +458 0 1 We were the best hand-to-hand combatants on the ship. I had reach, but she had ____. MSFX +459 0 1 Behold the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse! War, Famine, Death, and ____. ❄2014 +461 0 1 Honey, Mommy and Daddy love you very much.But apparently Mommy loves ____ more than she loves Daddy. ❄2014 +462 0 2 A curse upon thee! Many years from now, just when you think you're safe, ____ shall turn into ____. ❄2014 +463 0 1 Dear Mom and Dad, Camp is fun. I like capture the flag. Yesterday, one of the older kids taught me about ____. I love you, Casey ❄2014 +464 0 2 Today on Buzzfeed: 10 Pictures of ____ That Look Like ____! ❄2014 +465 0 1 Why am I so tired? ❄2014 +466 0 1 Curiosity was put into safe mode after its hazcams detected ____. NASA +468 0 1 NASA will spend 15 billion dollars on an unprecedented mission: ____ in space. NASA +469 0 1 It's not delivery. It's ____. FOOD +471 0 1 Don't miss Rachel Ray's hit new show, Cooking with ____. FOOD +472 0 1 I'm Bobby Flay, and if you can't stand ____, get out of the kitchen! FOOD +473 0 1 Now on Netflix: Jiro Dreams of ____. FOOD +474 0 1 Aw babe, your burps smell like ____! FOOD +475 0 1 Excuse me, waiter. Could you take this back? This soup tastes like ____. FOOD +476 0 1 You have been waylaid by ____ and must defend yourself. PE13A +478 0 1 I have an idea even better than Kickstarter, and it's called ____starter. PE13A +480 0 1 Donna, pick up my dry cleaning and get my wife something for christmas. I think she likes ____. ❄ +481 0 1 It's beginning to look a lot like ____. ❄ +482 0 1 In the final round of this year's Omegathon, Omeganauts must face off in a game of ____. PE13B +484 0 1 Action stations! Action stations! Set condition one throughout the fleet and brace for ____! PE13B +485 0 1 Press ↓↓←→B to unleash ____. PE13C +487 0 1 I don't know exactly how I got the PAX plague, but I suspect it had something to do with ____. PE13C +489 0 2 ____ is way better in ____ mode. GEEK +490 0 1 ____: Achievement unlocked. GEEK +491 0 1 (Heavy breathing) Luke, I am ____. GEEK +492 0 1 What's the latest bullshit that's troubling this quaint fantasy town? GEEK +493 0 1 What made Spock cry? GEEK +494 0 1 What the hell?! They added a 6/6 with flying, trample, and ____. PXE14 +496 0 2 ____ is way better in ____mode. PXE14 +497 0 1 Unfortunately, Neo, no one can be told what ____ is. You have to see it for yourself. PXE14 +498 0 1 You think you have defeated me? 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AU -1026 The screams... the terrible screams. AU -1027 Gandhi. AU -1028 Only dating Asian women. AU -1029 A shark! AU -1030 Getting fingered. AU -1031 Yeast. AU -1032 Perfunctory foreplay. AU -1033 Emotions. AU -1034 Wet dreams. AU -1035 Dark and mysterious forces beyond our control. AU -1036 Americanization. AU -1037 Shaking a baby until it stops crying. AU -1038 Being on fire. AU -1039 Huge biceps. AU -1040 My vagina. AU -1041 Having a shag in the back of a ute. AU -1042 My inner demons. AU -1043 Pooping in a laptop and closing it. AU -1044 Battlefield amputations. AU -1045 Strong female characters. AU -1046 Dry heaving. AU -1047 Tentacle porn. AU -1048 The Jews. AU -1049 Teenage pregnancy. AU -1050 A pangender octopus who roams the cosmos in search of love. AU -1051 Saying "I love you." AU -1052 A fuck-tonne of almonds. AU -1053 Synergistic management solutions. AU -1054 50,000 volts straight to the nipples. AU -1055 Self-loathing. AU -1056 Australia. AU -1057 Erectile dysfunction. AU -1058 Friction. AU -1059 Liberals. AU -1060 Oompa-Loompas. AU -1061 Fragile masculinity. AU -1062 The true meaning of Christmas. AU -1063 A pyramid of severed heads. AU -1064 Getting really high. AU -1065 Hot cheese. AU -1066 Incest. AU -1067 Elderly Japanese men. AU -1068 Announcing that I am about to cum. AU -1069 Invading Poland. AU -1070 RoboCop. AU -1071 Flying sex snakes. AU -1072 Slaughtering innocent civilians. AU -1073 Establishing dominance. AU -1074 Massive, widespread drought. AU -1075 Some guy. AU -1076 Girls. AU -1077 Italians. AU -1325 Diversity. UK -1078 Shutting up so I can watch the game. AU -1079 Millions of cane toads. AU -1080 Alcohol poisoning. AU -1081 Jennifer Lawrence. AU -1082 Blowing my boyfriend so hard he shits. AU -1083 Penis envy. AU -1084 Repression. AU -1085 Cards Against Humanity. AU -1086 Xenophobia. AU -1087 Ice. AU -1088 Passive-aggressive Post-it notes. AU -1089 A decent fucking Internet connection. AU -1090 LYNX® Body Spray. AU -1091 Heartwarming orphans. AU -1092 The Great Depression. AU -1093 A falcon with a cap on its head. AU -1094 Solving problems with violence. AU -1095 Gloryholes. AU -1096 A homoerotic volleyball montage. AU -1097 This month's mass shooting. AU -1098 Radical Islamic terrorism. AU -1099 Flightless birds. AU -1100 A disappointing birthday party. AU -1101 Assless chaps. AU -1102 What's left of the Great Barrier Reef. AU -1103 Permanent Orgasm-Face Disorder. AU -1104 Boogers. AU -1105 The Blood of Christ. AU -1106 Cuddling. AU -1107 Looking in the mirror, applying lipstick, and whispering "tonight, you will have sex with Tom Cruise." AU -1108 Pooping back and forth. Forever. AU -1109 Crumbs all over the bloody carpet. AU -1110 The Force. AU -1111 Ethnic cleansing. AU -1112 Exactly what you'd expect. AU -1113 Getting crushed by a vending machine. AU -1114 A ball of earwax, semen, and toenail clippings. AU -1115 Brown people. AU -1116 The Hemsworth brothers. AU -1117 Pixelated bukkake. AU -1118 Tearing that ass up like wrapping paper on Christmas morning. AU -1119 Sideboob. AU -1120 A literal tornado of fire. AU -1121 Seeing Grandma naked. AU -1122 Arnold Schwarzenegger. AU -1123 The bombing of Nagasaki. AU -1124 Chainsaws for hands. AU -1125 Fear itself. AU -1126 Swooping. AU -1127 Ghosts. AU -1128 The Great Emu War. AU -1129 Sniffing glue. AU -1130 My neck, my back, my pussy, and my crack. AU -1131 God. AU -1132 Nazis. AU -1133 MechaHitler. AU -1134 My collection of Japanese sex toys. AU -1135 One titty hanging out. AU -1136 Chundering into a kangaroo's pouch. AU -1137 Crippling debt. AU -1138 Whipping it out. AU -1139 Academy Award winner Meryl Streep. AU -1140 Funky fresh rhymes. AU -1141 The big fucking hole in the ozone layer. AU -1142 How bad my daughter fucked up her dance recital. AU -1143 Fellowship in Christ. AU -1144 The violation of our most basic human rights. AU -1145 Coat hanger abortions. AU -1146 Morgan Freeman's voice. AU -1147 Stalin. AU -1148 My cheating prick of a husband. AU -1149 Denying climate change. AU -1150 Old-people smell. AU -1151 Fake tits. AU -1152 Sexual tension. AU -1153 Whiskas® Catmilk. AU -1154 Muhammad (Peace Be Upon Him). AU -1155 A really cool hat. AU -1156 An octopus giving seven handjobs and smoking a cigarette. AU -1157 Listening to her problems without trying to solve them. AU -1158 The Russians. AU -1159 Murder. AU -1160 A crucifixion. AU -1161 Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II. AU -1162 Not wearing pants. AU -1163 Man meat. AU -1164 Steve Irwin. AU -1165 A gossamer stream of jizz that catches the light as it arcs through the morning air. AU -1166 Many bats. AU -1167 Gay conversion therapy. AU -1168 Horse meat. AU -1169 The glass ceiling. AU -1170 Dick pics. AU -1171 The only gay person in a hundred kilometers. AU -1172 Completely unwarranted confidence. AU -1173 One trillion dollars. AU -1174 Sperm whales. AU -1175 My sex life. AU -1176 Chemical weapons. AU -1177 A Fleshlight.® AU -1178 Pictures of boobs. AU -1179 William Shatner. AU -1180 Chunks of dead backpacker. AU -1181 AIDS. AU -1182 The inevitable heath death of the universe. AU -1183 Autocannibalism. AU -1184 A horde of Vikings. AU -1185 Danny DeVito. AU -1186 A six-point plan to stop the boats. AU -1187 My abusive boyfriend who really isn't so bad once you get to know him. AU -1188 A three-way with my wife and Shaquille O'Neal. AU -1189 Soup that is too hot. AU -1190 Tap dancing like there's no tomorrow. AU -1191 Stephen Hawking talking dirty. AU -1192 Object permanence. AU -1193 The milkman. AU -1194 Kanye West. AU -1195 Poverty. AU -1196 Judging everyone. AU -1197 PTSD. AU -1198 Whoever the Prime Minister is these days. AU -1199 Bitches. AU -1200 Sandwich. RJCT2 -1201 At least three ducks. RJCT2 -1202 Mushy tushy. RJCT2 -1203 Saving the Rainforest Cafe. RJCT2 -1204 Becoming engorged with social justice jelly and secreting a thinkpiece. RJCT2 -1205 That one leftover screw. RJCT2 -1206 Greg Kinnear's terrible lightning breath. RJCT2 -1207 Sir Thomas More's Fruitopia.™ RJCT2 -1208 Mr. and Mrs. Tambourine Man's jingle-jangle morning sex. RJCT2 -1209 The spooky skeleton under my skin. RJCT2 -1210 A double murder suicide barbeque. RJCT2 -1211 Sweating it out on the streets of a runaway American Dream. RJCT2 -1212 Disco Mussolini. RJCT2 -1213 That thing politicians do with their thumbs when they talk. RJCT2 -1214 These dolphins. RJCT2 -1215 A dick so big and so black that not even light can escape its pull. RJCT2 -1216 Being the absolute worst. RJCT2 -1217 A primordial soup and salad bar. RJCT2 -1218 Three hairs from the silver-golden head of Galadriel. RJCT2 -1219 A stack of bunnies in a trenchcoat. RJCT2 -1220 Mitt Romney's eight sons Kip, Sam, Trot, Fergis, Toolshed, Grisham, Hawkeye, and Thorp. RJCT2 -1221 Ringo Starr & His All-Starr Band. RJCT2 -1222 The token lesbian. RJCT2 -1223 Water so cold it turned into a rock. RJCT2 -1224 An immediately regrettable $9 hot dog from the Boston Convention Center. PE13A -1225 Paying the iron price. PE13A -1226 Casting Magic Missile at a bully. PE13A -1227 Rotating shapes in mid-air so that they fit into other shapes when they fall. PE13A -1228 Firefly: Season 2. PE13A -1229 Jiggle physics. PE13A -1230 Getting bitch slapped by Dhalsim. PE13A -1231 Running out of stamina. PE13A -1232 Forgetting to convert pound-seconds into newton-seconds. NASA -1233 Uranus. NASA -1234 A zero-g cumshot. NASA -1235 Seven minutes of terror. NASA -1236 A slow, shitty car that drives around Mars for no reason. NASA -1237 Discovering some bullshit microscopic life instead of anything cool. NASA -1238 Achieving escape velocity. NASA -1239 Dreaming of going to space, but being hopelessly fat. NASA -1240 Sharpening a foam broadsword on a foam whetstone. PE13B -1241 The depression that ensues after catching 'em all. PE13B -1242 Loading from a previous save. PE13B -1243 The rocket launcher. PE13B -1244 Getting inside the Horadric Cube with a hot babe and pressing the transmute button. PE13B -1245 Spending the year's insulin budget on Warhammer 40k figurines. PE13B -1246 Punching a tree to gather wood. PE13B -1247 Violating the First Law of Robotics. PE13B -1248 Germans on holiday. UK -1249 The Hillsborough Disaster. UK -1250 Druids. UK -1251 The way James Bond treats women. UK -1252 Blowing up Parliament. UK -1253 A white van man. UK -1254 Benedict Cumberbatch. UK -1255 Shitting out a perfect Cumberland sausage. UK -1256 Shutting up so I can watch the match. UK -1257 Faffing about. UK -1258 Getting so angry that you pop a boner. UK -1259 Blood, toil, tears, and sweat. UK -1260 Your mum. UK -1261 Dogging. UK -1262 Concealing an erection. UK -1263 Polish people. UK -1264 My cheating son-of-a-bitch husband. UK -1265 The KKK. UK -1266 Waking up in Idris Elba's arms. UK -1267 Braiding three penises into a Curly Wurly. UK -1268 However much weed £20 can buy. UK -1269 Inserting a Mason jar into my anus. UK -1270 A Chelsea smile. UK -1271 Racism. UK -1272 The EDL. UK -1273 Ecstasy. UK -1274 England. UK -1275 The Black Death. UK -1276 Egging an MP. UK -1277 The Scouts. UK -1278 The Strictly Come Dancing season finale. UK -1279 The North. UK -1280 Maureen of Blackpool, Reader's Wife of the Year 1988. UK -1281 Spaniards. UK -1282 Pikies. UK -1283 An entrenched class system. UK -1284 Doing crimes. UK -1285 Just touching David Beckham's hair. UK -1286 Used knickers. UK -1287 A hen night in Slough. UK -1288 Waking up half-naked in a Little Chef car park. UK -1289 Illegal immigrants. UK -1290 Haggis. UK -1291 Selling crack to children. UK -1292 Anything that comes out of Prince Philip's mouth. UK -1293 The bloody Welsh. UK -1294 Mad cow disease. UK -1295 The sudden appearance of the Go Compare man. UK -1296 The smell of Primark. UK -1297 The cool, refreshing taste of Pepsi.® UK -1298 Theresa May. UK -1299 Chunks of dead hitchhiker. UK -1300 My mate Dave. UK -1301 Cottaging. UK -1302 Not wearing trousers. UK -1303 A nice cup of tea. UK -1304 Jimmy Savile. UK -1305 The unstoppable tide of Islam. UK -1306 A posh wank. UK -1307 A foul mouth. UK -1308 Trench foot. UK -1309 An AK-47 assault rifle. UK -1310 Cheeky bum sex. UK -1311 Bogies. UK -1312 The Daily Mail. UK -1313 A fanny fart. UK -1314 Tories. UK -1315 Slapping Nigel Farage over and over. UK -1316 Madeleine McCann. UK -1317 A sassy black woman. UK -1318 400 years of colonial atrocities. UK -1319 Queuing. UK -1320 9 oz. of sweet Mexican black-tar heroin. UK -1321 The American Dream. UK -1322 Chivalry. UK -1323 The only gay person in a hundred miles. UK -1324 Amputees. UK -1326 A bit of slap and tickle. UK -1327 Women in yogurt commercials. UK -1328 Seeing Granny naked. UK -1329 The petty troubles of the landed gentry. UK -1330 Lads. UK -1331 The French. UK -1332 Ed Balls. UK -1333 A vindaloo poo. UK -1334 Scousers. UK -1335 Getting naked and watching CBeebies. UK -1336 The inevitable heat death of the universe. UK -1337 Rubbing Boris Johnson's belly until he falls asleep. UK -1338 A sober Irishman who doesn't care for potatoes. UK -1339 Daddies® Brown Sauce. UK -1340 Brexit. UK -1341 Knife crime. UK -1342 Getting married, having a few kids, buying some stuff, retiring to the south of France, and dying. UK -1343 Black people. UK -1344 Africa children. UK -1345 Meth. UK -1346 Somali pirates. UK -1347 Pamela Anderson's boobs running in slow motion. 90s -1348 A bus that will explode if it goes under 50 miles per hour. 90s -1349 Jerking off to a 10-second RealMedia clip. 90s -1350 Pizza in the morning, pizza in the evening, pizza at supper time. 90s -1351 Stabbing the shit out of a Capri Sun. 90s -1352 Angels interfering in an otherwise fair baseball game. 90s -1353 Sucking the President's dick. 90s -1354 Sunny D! Alright! 90s -1355 The Great Cornholio. 90s -1356 Painting with all the colors of the wind. 90s -1357 Cool 90s up-in-the-front hair. 90s -1358 The Y2K bug. 90s -1359 A mulatto, an albino, a mosquito, and my libido. 90s -1360 Liking big butts and not being able to lie about it. 90s -1361 Deregulating the mortgage market. 90s -1362 Kurt Cobain's death. 90s -1363 A threesome with 1996 Denise Richards and 1999 Denise Richards. 90s -1364 Freeing Willy. 90s -1365 Several Michael Keatons. 90s -1366 Patti Mayonnaise. 90s -1367 Wearing Nicolas Cage's face. 90s -1368 Pure Moods, Vol. 1. 90s -1369 Log.™ 90s -1370 A Pringles® can full of screams. RTPRD -1371 A framed photocopy of an oil painting of Paris, France. RTPRD -1372 Buying the right toothbrush cup for my lifestyle. RTPRD -1373 Shiny gadgets for sadness distraction. RTPRD -1374 Saving 20% or more on khakis. RTPRD -1375 How fun it is to eat Pringles®. RTPRD -1376 Refusing to go up a size. RTPRD -1377 An exclusive partnership with Taylor Swift. RTPRD -1378 An 800-foot-long pool noodle. RTPRD -1379 Confusing possessions with accomplishments. RTPRD -1380 Blood Pringles®. RTPRD -1381 Crunchy snacks for my big flappy mouth. RTPRD -1382 A Pringle®. RTPRD -1383 Subsisting on tiny pizzas. RTPRD -1384 Extracting the maximum amount of money from naive consumers. RTPRD -1385 The obscene amount of money Cards Against Humanity is making by selling this game at Target.® RTPRD -1386 Gender-neutral toys that make children feel no emotions whatsoever. RTPRD -1387 Getting eaten out in the family fitting room. RTPRD -1388 Buying and returning clothes just to have someone to talk to. RTPRD -1389 The Hamburglar. US -1390 Forced sterilization. US -1391 Active listening. US -1392 Smallpox blankets. US -1393 J.D. Power and his associates. US -1394 Adderall.® US -1395 50 mg of Zoloft daily. US -1396 A bleached asshole. US -1397 The Three-Fifths Compromise. US -1398 Catapults. US -1399 Being marginalized. US -1400 Punching a congressman in the face. US -1401 Some god damn peace and quiet. US -1402 Ruth Bader Ginsburg brutally gaveling your penis. US -1403 Fox News. US -1404 The Red Hot Chili Peppers. US -1405 Used panties. US -1406 Huffing spray paint. US -1407 Half-assed foreplay. US -1408 Getting married, having a few kids, buying some stuff, retiring to Florida, and dying. US -1409 The Boy Scouts of America. US -1410 Hillary Clinton's emails. US -1411 The Kool-Aid Man. US -1412 Pedophiles. US -1413 Ronald Reagan. US -1414 Sitting on my face and telling me I'm garbage. US -1415 Aaron Burr. US -1416 Republicans. US -1417 All-you-can-eat shrimp for $8.99. US -1418 An endless stream of diarrhea. US -1419 Bingeing and purging. US -1420 Fancy Feast.® US -1421 The Bachelorette season finale. US -1422 Oprah. US -1423 Racially-biased SAT questions. US -1424 Women of color. US -1425 The Amish. US -1426 Mike Pence. US -1427 The entire Mormon Tabernacle Choir. US -1428 Count Chocula. US -1429 Eating the last known bison. US -1430 The Rapture. US -1431 Estrogen. US -1432 An AR-15 assault rifle. US -1433 Some punk kid who stole my turkey sandwich. US -1434 Mansplaining. US -1435 How amazing it is to be on mushrooms. US -1436 Switching to Geico.® US -1437 Crumbs all over the god damn carpet. US -1438 A brain tumor. US -1439 Bill Nye the Science Guy. US -1440 A fetus. US -1441 The South. US -1442 Doin' it in the butt. US -1443 Poopy diapers. US -1444 Drinking out of the toilet and eating garbage. US -1445 Kissing grandma on the forehead and turning off her life support. US -1446 Rap music. US -1447 GoGurt.® US -1448 A Mexican. US -1449 The Underground Railroad. US -1450 The Hustle. US -1451 Jerking off into a pool of children's tears. US -1452 Heteronormativity. US -1453 A Bop It.™ US -1454 AXE Body Spray. US -1455 Prescription pain killers. US -1456 Vehicular manslaughter. US -1457 Authentic Mexican cuisine. US -1458 Steve Bannon. US -1459 Getting naked and watching Nickelodeon. US -1460 The Trail of Tears. US -1461 Passive aggressive Post-it notes. US -1462 8 oz. of sweet Mexican black-tar heroin. US -1463 A fuck-ton of almonds. US -1464 These hoes. US -1465 Waking up half-naked in a Denny's parking lot. US -1466 Lena Dunham. US -1467 Some of the best rappers in the game. US -1468 Fiery poops. US -1469 Lunchables.™ US -1470 Braiding three penises into a Twizzler. US -1471 My black ass. US -1472 Wondering if it's possible to get some of that salsa to go. US -1473 Finding a nice elevator to poop in. GREEN -1474 An incurable homosexual. GREEN -1475 The body of a 46-year-old man. GREEN -1476 Mixing M&Ms and Skittles like some kind of psychopath. GREEN -1477 Grunting for ten minutes and then peeing sand. GREEN -1478 Gay thoughts. GREEN -1479 When the big truck goes "Toot! Toot!" GREEN -1480 Water. GREEN -1481 Becoming the President of the United States. GREEN -1482 Hot lettuce. GREEN -1483 Rock-hard tits and a huge vagina. GREEN -1484 Meatloaf, the man. GREEN -1485 Smashing my balls at the moment of climax. GREEN -1486 A creature made of penises that must constantly arouse itself to survive. GREEN -1487 My brother's hot friends. GREEN -1488 You. GREEN -1489 Getting high with mom. GREEN -1490 Twisting my cock and balls into a balloon poodle. GREEN -1491 Loud, scary thunder. GREEN -1492 Whomsoever let the dogs out. GREEN -1493 Having a vagina. GREEN -1494 A man with the head of a goat and the body of a goat. GREEN -1495 Taking the form of a falcon. GREEN -1496 A hug. GREEN -1497 Putting more black people in jail. GREEN -1498 Trevor, the world's greatest boyfriend. GREEN -1499 Anal. GREEN -1500 Just now finding out about the Armenian Genocide. GREEN -1501 Getting the Dorito crumbs out of my pubes. GREEN -1502 A man in a suit with perfect hair who tells you beautiful lies. GREEN -1503 Critical thinking. GREEN -1504 Quacking like a duck in lieu of a cogent argument. GREEN -1505 A long business meeting with no obvious purpose. GREEN -1506 Facilitating dialogue and deconstructing binaries. GREEN -1507 Getting killed and dragged up a tree by a leopard. GREEN -1508 Brunch. GREEN -1509 Child labor. GREEN -1510 Esmeralda, my most beautiful daughter. GREEN -1511 The feeling of going to McDonald's as a 6-year-old. GREEN -1512 Eating people. GREEN -1513 Art. GREEN -1514 Having sex with your mom. GREEN -1515 The hottest MILF in Dallas. GREEN -1516 Getting trapped in a conversation about Ayn Rand. GREEN -1517 Happy daddies with happy sandals. GREEN -1518 A dolphin that learns to talk and becomes the Dead of Harvard Law School. GREEN -1519 The graceful path of an autumn leaf as it falls to its earthen cradle. GREEN -1520 Meatloaf, the food. GREEN -1521 10,000 shrieking teenage girls. GREEN -1522 Chris Hemsworth. GREEN -1523 Straight blazin' 24/7. GREEN -1524 Objectifying women. GREEN -1525 The mysterious fog rolling into town. GREEN -1526 Math. GREEN -1527 Restoring Germany to its former glory. GREEN -1528 Exploring each other's buttholes. GREEN -1529 An old dog full of tumors. GREEN -1530 Antidepressants. GREEN -1531 Having an awesome time drinking and driving. GREEN -1532 Jazz. GREEN -1533 Dumpster juice. GREEN -1534 Raising three kids on minimum wage. GREEN -1535 Going to bed at a reasonable hour. GREEN -1536 10 football players with erections barreling towards you at full speed. GREEN -1537 Working so hard to have muscles and then having them. GREEN -1538 Turning 32. GREEN -1539 Albert Einstein but if he had a huge muscles and a rhinoceros cock. GREEN -1540 Assassinating the president. GREEN -1541 A woman's right to choose. GREEN -1542 Eternal screaming madness. GREEN -1543 Late-stage dementia. GREEN -1544 Consensual, nonreproductive incest. GREEN -1545 Swearing praise upon the Sultan's hideous daughters. GREEN -1546 A cheerfulness that belies a deep-seated self-loathing. GREEN -1547 An arrangement wherein I give a person money they have sex with me. GREEN -1548 A genetic predisposition for alcoholism. GREEN -1549 The wind. GREEN -1550 Getting pegged. GREEN -1551 Period poops. GREEN -1552 The chicken from Popeyes. ® GREEN -1553 A massive collection of child pornography. GREEN -1554 A big, beautiful mouth packed to the brim with sparkling teeth. GREEN -1555 Pooping in the potty. GREEN -1556 Getting eaten out by a dog. GREEN -1557 Munchin' puss. GREEN -1558 It being too late to stop having sex with a horse. GREEN -1559 One of those "blow jobs" I've been hearing so much about. GREEN -1560 The lived experience of African Americans. GREEN -1561 Prematurely ejaculating like a total loser. GREEN -1562 Big, smart money boys tap-tapping on their keyboards. GREEN -1563 Homework. GREEN -1564 A finger up the butt. GREEN -1565 Tiny, rancid girl farts. GREEN -1566 The sweet, forbidden meat of the money. GREEN -1567 Farting all over my face with your tight little asshole. GREEN -1568 Doing a somersault and barfing. GREEN -1569 The government. GREEN -1570 How good lead paint taste. GREEN -1571 Every man's ultimate fantasy: a perfectly cylindrical vagina. GREEN -1572 Rubbing my bush all over your bald head. GREEN -1573 Feeling the emotion of anger. GREEN -1574 Gregor, my largest son. GREEN -1575 A strong horse and enough rations for thirty days. GREEN -1576 Getting aborted. GREEN -1577 Systems and policies designed to preserve centuries-old power structures. GREEN -1578 Overthrowing the democratically-elected government of Chile. GREEN -1579 A weird guy who says weird stuff and weirds me out. GREEN -1580 How strange it is to be anything at all. GREEN -1581 Twenty cheerleaders laughing at your tiny penis. GREEN -1582 Everything. GREEN -1583 The flaming wreckage of the International Space Station. GREEN -1584 A duffel bag full of lizards. GREEN -1585 Beyoncé. GREEN -1586 The fear and hatred in men's hearts. GREEN -1587 One of them big-city Jew lawyers. GREEN -1588 An empowered woman. GREEN -1589 Tables. GREEN -1590 The amount of baby carrots I can fit up my ass. GREEN -1591 Farting a huge shit out of my pussy. GREEN -1592 Being sexually attracted to children. GREEN -1593 Participating. GREEN -1594 Blossoming into a beautiful young woman. GREEN -1595 Discovering that what I really want in life is to kill people and have sex with their corpses. GREEN -1596 Breastfeeding in public like a radiant earth goddess. GREEN -1597 ISIS. GREEN -1598 All these people I've killed. GREEN -1599 The full force of the American military. GREEN -1600 Eating ass. GREEN -1601 Who really did 9/11. GREEN -1602 Condoleezza Rice. GREEN -1603 Content. GREEN -1604 Creamy slices of real, California avocado. GREEN -1605 How sad it will be when Morgan Freeman dies. GREEN -1606 A black friend. GREEN -1607 Whooping your ass at Mario Kart. GREEN -1608 Sudden and unwanted slam poetry. GREEN -1609 A cold and indifferent universe. GREEN -1610 The best, deepest quotes from The Dark Night. GREEN -1611 Salsa Night at Dave's Cantina. GREEN -1612 Dominating a man by peeing on his eldest son. GREEN -1613 Two shitty kids and a garbage husband. GREEN -1614 The Rwandan Genocide. GREEN -1615 The LGBT community. GREEN -1616 Founding a major world religion. GREEN -1617 Rolling so hard. GREEN -1618 My huge penis and substantial fortune. GREEN -1619 Forty-five minutes of finger blasting. GREEN -1620 How great my ass looks in these jeans. GREEN -1621 Pooping in a leotard and hoping no one notices. GREEN -1622 Guns. GREEN -1623 Getting this party started! GREEN -1624 Twenty bucks. GREEN -1625 Getting laid like all the time. GREEN -1626 A big ol' plate of fettuccine alfredo. GREEN -1627 Showing all the boys my pussy. GREEN -1628 Fucking me good and taking me to Red Lobster.® GREEN -1629 A terrified fat child who won't come out of the bushes. GREEN -1630 Doritos and a Fruit Roll-Up. GREEN -1631 Mommy and daddy fighting all the time. GREEN -1632 Holding the proper political beliefs of my time to attract a mate. GREEN -1633 Onions. GREEN -1634 Self-identifying as a DJ. GREEN -1635 Watching you die. GREEN -1636 Some real spicy shrimps. GREEN -1637 A burrito that's just sour cream. GREEN -1638 The bond between a woman and her horse. GREEN -1639 The secret to truly resilient hair. GREEN -1640 Mental illness. GREEN -1641 Gayle from HR. GREEN -1642 Informing you that I am a registered sex offender. GREEN -1643 A negative body image that is totally justified. GREEN -1644 Political correctness. GREEN -1645 The clown that followed me home from the grocery store. GREEN -1646 That bitch, Stacy. GREEN -1647 Ejaculating at the apex of a cartwheel. GREEN -1648 Gazpacho. GREEN -1649 Having sex with a man and then eating his head. GREEN -1650 An older man. GREEN -1651 An X-Man whose power is that he has sex with dogs and children. GREEN -1652 Out-of-control teenage blowjob parties. GREEN -1653 Tender chunks of all-white-meat chicken. GREEN -1654 Crushing the patriarchy. GREEN -1655 The full blown marginalization of ugly people. GREEN -1656 Aborting the shit out of a fetus. GREEN -1657 Film roles for actresses over 40. GREEN -1658 Plowing that ass like a New England corn farmer. GREEN -1659 Huge big balls full of jizz. GREEN -1660 Some of that good dick. GREEN -1661 Being turned into sausages. GREEN -1662 Hating Jews. GREEN -1663 Crazy anal orgasms. GREEN -1664 Regurgitating a half-digested sparrow. GREEN -1665 The ol' penis-in-the-popcorn surprise. GREEN -1666 A tiny fireman who puts out tiny fires. GREEN -1667 Dis bitch. GREEN -1668 Trees. GREEN -1669 Three hours of nonstop penetration. GREEN -1670 Slamming a dunk. GREEN -1671 Starting a shitty podcast. GREEN -1672 Gary. GREEN -1673 Feminism. GREEN -1674 Our baby. GREEN -1675 Falling into a pit of waffles. GREEN -1676 A woman's perspective. GREEN -1677 Chipotle. GREEN -1678 Scissoring, if that's a thing. GREEN -1679 Watching a hot person eat. GREEN -1680 Defeating a gorilla in single combat. GREEN -1681 Bad emotions I don't want. GREEN -1682 A creepy child singing a nursery rhyme. GREEN -1683 Comprehensive immigration reform. GREEN -1684 Denying the Holocaust. GREEN -1685 Two beautiful pig sisters. GREEN -1686 Catching a live salmon in your mouth. GREEN -1687 Daddy going away forever. GREEN -1688 A medium horchata. GREEN -1689 Libertarians. GREEN -1690 Picking up a glass of water and taking a sip and being the president. GREEN -1691 Waking up inside of a tornado. GREEN -1692 Making out and stuff. GREEN -1693 A slowly encroaching circle of wolves. GREEN -1694 Opening your mouth to talk and a big penis fops out. GREEN -1695 Eating too many Cinnabons and then vomiting and then eating the vomit. GREEN -1696 Seizing control of the means of production. GREEN -1697 Misogyny. GREEN -1698 Thinking about what eating even is. GREEN -1699 Dropping dead in a Sbarro's bathroom and not being found for 72 hours. GREEN -1700 Sucking each other's penises for hours on end. GREEN -1701 Awesome pictures of planets and stuff. GREEN -1702 Microaggressions. GREEN -1703 Pretending to be one of the guys but actually being the spider god. GREEN -1704 Fucking my therapist. GREEN -1705 Having sex with a beautiful person. GREEN -1706 Moon people. GREEN -1707 Jason, the teen mayor. GREEN -1708 Quinoa. GREEN -1709 China. GREEN -1710 Menopause. GREEN -1711 My dog dying. GREEN -1712 A gun that shoots cobras. GREEN -1713 Reaching an age where barbecue chips are better than sex. GREEN -1714 Going around pulling people's tampons out. GREEN -1715 Playing my asshole like a trumpet. GREEN -1716 Getting blasted in the face by a t-shirt cannon. GREEN -1717 Getting naked too soon. GREEN -1718 Donald Trump holding his nose while he eats pussy. V4HIL -1719 Black lives mattering. V4HIL -1720 Kicking the middle class in the balls with a regressive tax code. V4HIL -1721 Slapping Ted Cruz over and over. V4HIL -1722 Eating the president's pussy. V4HIL -1723 Keeping the government out of my vagina. V4HIL -1724 The fact that Hillary Clinton is a woman. V4HIL -1725 Increasing economic inequality and political polarization. V4HIL -1726 The Bernie Sanders revolution. V4HIL -1727 A beautiful, ever-expanding circle of inclusivity that will never include Republicans. V4HIL -1728 Letting Bernie Sanders rest his world-weary head on your lap. V4HIL -1729 The systemic disenfranchisement of black voters. V4HIL -1730 Boxing up my feelings. BOX -1732 An alternate universe in which boxes store things inside of people. BOX -1733 Being a motherfucking box. BOX -1734 The Boxcar Children. BOX -1735 A box that is conscious and wishes it weren't a box. BOX -1736 A box within a box. BOX -1737 A man-shaped box. BOX -1738 A world without boxes. BOX -1739 A box of biscuits, a box of mixed biscuits, and a biscuit mixer. BOX -1740 Former President George W. Box. BOX -1741 A box without hinges, key, or lid, yet golden treasure inside is hid. BOX -1742 A box-shaped man. BOX -1743 The J15 Patriot Assault Box. BOX -1744 A falcon with a box on its head. BOX -1745 Two midgets shitting into a box. BOX -1746 An outbreak of smallbox. BOX -1747 Something that looks like a box but turns out to be a crate. BOX -1748 Pandora's vagina. BOX -1749 A boxing match with a giant box. BOX -1750 A box. BOX -1751 Getting bitten by a radioactive spider and then battling leukemia for 30 years. GEEK -1752 Separate drinking fountains for dark elves. GEEK -1753 Stuffing my balls into a Sega Genesis and pressing the power button. GEEK -1754 The collective wail of every Magic player suddenly realizing that they've spent hundreds of dollars on pieces of cardboard. GEEK -1755 A homemade, cum-stained Star Trek uniform. GEEK -1756 Ser Jorah Mormont's cerulean-blue balls. GEEK -1757 A grumpy old Harrison Ford who'd rather be doing anything else. GEEK -1758 Taking 2d6 emotional damage. GEEK -1759 KHAAAAAAAAAN! GEEK -1760 Endless ninjas. GEEK -1761 Eight beautiful men jerking each other off in front of a fountain. HIDDN -1763 Ruth Bader Ginsberg brutally gaveling your penis. HIDDN -1764 A blind, quadriplegic AIDS survivor with face cancer and diarrhea. HIDDN -1765 Free ice cream forever, or getting fingered by Chris Hemsworth for five minutes. HIDDN -1766 Digging up Heath Ledger's corpse to reenact the prom scene from Ten Things I Hate About You. HIDDN -1767 Throwing your hands in the air and waving them despite caring deeply. HIDDN -1768 Chugging a gallon of milk and then vomiting a gallon of milk. HIDDN -1769 How wonderful it is when my master throws the ball and I go and get it for him. HIDDN -1770 Giving ISIS whatever they want so they leave us alone. HIDDN -1771 Throwing a baby dolphin back into the ocean with a perfect spiral. HIDDN -1772 Sitting in a jar of vinegar all night because I am pickle. HIDDN -1773 Hickory-fucked pork ribs smothered in hot garbage. HIDDN -1774 How bright the sun is. WEED -1775 Grinning like an idiot. WEED -1776 Smoking a blunt butt-ass naked. WEED -1777 Forgetting to breathe and then dying. WEED -1778 Dank ass cancer weed. WEED -1779 Snoop Dogg. WEED -1780 A whole cheese pizza just for me. WEED -1781 Dicking around on the guitar for an hour. WEED -1782 Cheesy crunchies. WEED -1783 Whatever the fuck I was just talking about. WEED -1784 Ancient aliens. WEED -1785 Huge popcorn nugs of hairy alien weed. WEED -1786 Too much edibles. WEED -1787 An eight-foot man smoking a six-foot bong. WEED -1788 Unbelievably soft carpet. WEED -1789 Dropping stuff and knocking everything over. WEED -1790 My own fingers. WEED -1791 The banks, the media, the entire system, man. WEED -1792 A sandwich with Cheetos in it! WEED -1793 A bong rip so massive it restores justice to the kingdom. WEED -1794 Being too high for airplane. WEED -1795 Hot tub. WEED -1796 Getting high and watching Planet Earth. WEED -1797 Eating all the skin off a rotisserie chicken. WEED -1798 Smoking a joint with former President Barack Obama. WEED -1799 Whipping lower-class white men into a xenophobic frenzy. PST45 -1800 Extra rations for my little girl. PST45 -1801 Roaming through a wasteland of windblown trash and deserted highways. PST45 -1802 Drinking urine to survive. PST45 -1803 A legitimate reason to commit suicide. PST45 -1804 Burying my only son. PST45 -1805 Desperately hurling insults at Donald Trump as he absorbs them into his rapidly expanding body. PST45 -1806 Trying to remember what music was. PST45 -1807 Casual dismissiveness. PST45 -1808 Finding out that democracy might not be such a great idea. PST45 -1809 A father and son fighting each other over the last scrap of bread. PST45 -1810 Mild amusement. PST45 -1811 A back-alley abortion from a Mexican cyborg doctor. PST45 -1812 Rage. PST45 -1813 World Wards 3 through 5. PST45 -1814 President Donald Trump. PST45 -1815 Making Islam illegal. PST45 -1816 Trying to wake up from this nightmare. PST45 -1817 The purging of the disloyal. PST45 -1818 Nuclear winter. PST45 -1819 Bringing millions of dangerous, low-paying manufacturing jobs back to America. PST45 -1820 A gnawing sense of dread. PST45 -1821 Being knowledgeable in a narrow domain that nobody understands or cares about. SCI -1822 A supermassive black hole. SCI -1823 A 0.7 waist-to-hip ratio. SCI -1824 The quiet majesty of the sea turtle. SCI -1825 Photosynthesis. SCI -1826 Getting really worried about global warming for a few seconds. SCI -1827 Infinity. SCI -1828 Reconciling quantum theory with general relativity. SCI -1829 Driving into a tornado to learn about tornadoes. SCI -1830 Explosive decompression. SCI -1831 Oxytocin release via manual stimulation of the nipples. SCI -1832 Developing secondary sex characteristics. SCI -1833 David Attenborough watching us mate. SCI -1834 Achieving reproductive success. SCI -1835 Electroejaculating a capuchin monkey. SCI -1836 Insufficient serotonin. SCI -1837 Slowly evaporating. SCI -1838 Failing the Turing test. SCI -1839 Evolving a labyrinthe vagina. SCI -1840 Fun and interesting facts about rocks. SCI -1841 The Sun engulfing the Earth. SCI -1842 3.7 billion years of evolution. SCI -1843 Kevin Bacon Bits. FOOD -1844 Being emotionally and physically dominated by Gordon Ramsay. FOOD -1845 A belly full of hard-boiled eggs. FOOD -1846 Kale farts. FOOD -1847 Clamping down on a gazelle's jugular and tasting its warm life waters. FOOD -1848 A table for one at The Cheesecake Factory. FOOD -1849 The hot dog I put in my vagina ten days ago. FOOD -1850 The Dial-A-Slice Apple Divider from Williams-Sonoma. FOOD -1851 Oreos for dinner. FOOD -1852 A joyless vegan patty. FOOD -1853 Soup that's better than pussy. FOOD -1854 The Hellman's Mayonnaise Corporation. FOOD -1855 Going vegetarian and feeling so great all the time. FOOD -1856 Not knowing what to believe anymore about butter. FOOD -1857 A sobering quantity of chili cheese fries. FOOD -1858 Licking the cake batter off of grandma's fingers. FOOD -1859 Real cheese flavor. FOOD -1860 Swishing the wine around and sniffing it like a big fancy man. FOOD -1861 Sucking down thousands of pounds of krill every day. FOOD -1862 The inaudible screams of carrots. FOOD -1863 Committing suicide at the Old Country Buffet. FOOD -1864 What to do with all of this chocolate on my penis. FOOD -1865 Father's forbidden chocolates. FOOD -1866 Jizz Twinkies. FOOD -1867 Falling in actual love with a video game character. MSFX -1868 My complicated backstory that you will soon learn about. MSFX -1869 The Genophage. MSFX -1870 Totally fuckable aliens. MSFX -2221 Being fabulous. INTL -1871 Running a few errands before saving the galaxy. MSFX -1872 Bone-shattering sex with a metal woman. MSFX -1873 Space racism. MSFX -1874 An emergency induction port. MSFX -1875 An armored Krogan war-clitoris. MSFX -1876 An extremely long elevator ride. MSFX -1877 Feeding a man a pie made of his own children. RTAIL -1878 Ironically buying a trucker hat and then ironically being a trucker for 38 years. RTAIL -1879 A teenage boy gunning for a handjob. RTAIL -1880 Khakis. BLUE -1881 Bathing in moonsblood and dancing around the ancient oak. BLUE -1882 The passage of time. BLUE -1883 A one-way ticket to Gary, Indiana. BLUE -1884 The power of the Dark Side. BLUE -1885 A team of lawyers. BLUE -1886 Getting eaten alive by Guy Fieri. BLUE -1887 Figuring out how to have sex with a dolphin. BLUE -1888 Some sort of Asian. BLUE -1889 Vegetarian options. BLUE -1890 An inability to form meaningful relationships. BLUE -1891 One unforgettable night of passion. BLUE -1892 Important news about Taylor Swift. BLUE -1893 The all-new Nissan Pathfinder with 0.9% APR financing! BLUE -1894 Free ice cream, yo. BLUE -1895 My boyfriend's stupid penis. BLUE -1896 A mouthful of potato salad. BLUE -1897 Our new Buffalo Chicken Dippers®! BLUE -1898 Crying and shitting and eat spaghetti. BLUE -1899 A fart. BLUE -1900 Actual mutants with medical conditions and no superpowers. BLUE -1901 Deez nuts. BLUE -1902 Africa. BLUE -1903 Finally finishing off the Indians. BLUE -1904 Owls, the perfect predator. BLUE -1905 A dance move that's just sex. BLUE -1906 Ass to mouth. BLUE -1907 Bouncing up and down. BLUE -1908 Walking into a glass door. BLUE -1909 Eating together like a god damn family for once. BLUE -1910 No longer finding any Cards Against Humanity card funny. BLUE -1911 Treasures beyond your wildest dreams. BLUE -1912 Ejaculating live bees and the bees are angry. BLUE -1913 Sucking all the milk out of a yak. BLUE -1914 Falling into the toilet. BLUE -1915 The color "puce." BLUE -1916 An oppressed people with a vibrant culture. BLUE -1917 Out-of-this-world bazongas. BLUE -1918 Getting caught by the police and going to jail. BLUE -1919 The sweet song of sword against sword and the braying of mighty war beasts. BLUE -1920 A sex goblin with a carnival penis. BLUE -1921 Genghis Khan's DNA. BLUE -1922 A gender identity that can only be conveyed through slam poetry. BLUE -1923 The ghost of Marlon Brando. BLUE -1924 Immortality cream. BLUE -1925 Butt stuff. BLUE -1926 Getting offended. BLUE -1927 My dad's dumb fucking face. BLUE -1928 A bunch of idiots playing a card game instead of interacting like normal humans. BLUE -1929 Neil Diamond's Greatest Hits. BLUE -1930 Whatever a McRib® is made of. BLUE -1931 Total fucking chaos. BLUE -1932 Whispering all sexy. BLUE -1933 Calculating every mannerism so as not to suggest homosexuality. BLUE -1934 Some shit-hot guitar licks. BLUE -1935 No clothes on, penis in vagina. BLUE -1936 Sports. BLUE -1937 How awesome I am. BLUE -1938 The white half of Barack Obama. BLUE -1939 An overwhelming variety of cheeses. BLUE -1940 Ejaculating inside another man's wife. BLUE -1941 Getting shot by the police. BLUE -1942 Beloved television star Bill Cosby. BLUE -1943 The tiger that killed my father. BLUE -1944 Changing a person's mind with logic and facts. BLUE -1945 Child Protective Services. BLUE -1946 A peyote-fueled vision quest. BLUE -1947 Cute boys. BLUE -1948 A hopeless amount of spiders. BLUE -1949 The swim team, all at once. BLUE -1950 Whatever you wish, mother. BLUE -1951 A possible Muslim. BLUE -1952 All the single ladies. BLUE -1953 Letting out 20 years' worth of farts. BLUE -1954 Being paralyzed from the neck down. BLUE -1955 The eight gay warlocks who dictate the rules of fashion. BLUE -1956 Shapes and colors. BLUE -1957 Seeing my village burned and my family slaughtered before my eyes. BLUE -1958 Filling a man's anus with concrete. BLUE -1959 Peeing into a girl's butt to make a baby. BLUE -1960 Meaningless sex. BLUE -1961 Wearing glasses and sounding smart. BLUE -1962 Setting my balls on fire and cartwheeling to Ohio. BLUE -1963 Child support payments. BLUE -1964 Being John Malkovich. BLUE -1965 Throwing stones at a man until he dies. BLUE -1966 A shiny rock that proves I love you. BLUE -1967 Kale. BLUE -1968 Stuffing a child's face with Fun Dip® until he starts having fun. BLUE -1969 A turd. BLUE -1970 Party Mexicans. BLUE -1971 Too much cocaine. BLUE -1972 Like a million alligators. BLUE -1973 Grammar nazis who are also regular Nazis. BLUE -1974 A face full of horse cum. BLUE -1975 Fresh dill from the patio. BLUE -1976 Boring vaginal sex. BLUE -1977 Crazy opium eyes. BLUE -1978 AIDS monkeys. BLUE -1979 Crippling social anxiety. BLUE -1980 Not believing in giraffes. BLUE -1981 An interracial handshake. BLUE -2222 Homeless people. INTL -1982 Irrefutable evidence that God is real. BLUE -1983 A zero-risk way to make $2,000 from home. BLUE -1984 My sex dungeon. BLUE -1985 Being nine years old. BLUE -1986 Daddy. BLUE -1987 Unquestioning obedience. BLUE -1988 A bass drop so huge it tears the starry vault asunder to reveal the face of God. BLUE -1989 Sharks with legs. BLUE -1990 Generally having no idea what's going on. BLUE -1991 Bullets. BLUE -1992 An unforgettable quinceañera. BLUE -1993 Two whales fucking the shit out of each other. BLUE -1994 A whole lotta woman. BLUE -1995 A self-microwaving burrito. BLUE -1996 Snorting coke off a clown's boner. BLUE -1997 A buttload of candy. BLUE -1998 A thrilling chase over the rooftops of Rio de Janeiro. BLUE -1999 Dem titties. BLUE -2000 The amount of gay I am. BLUE -2001 My first period. BLUE -2002 Common-sense gun control legislation. BLUE -2003 Being a terrible mother. BLUE -2004 Being popular and good at sports. BLUE -2005 Never having sex again. BLUE -2006 A giant powdery manbaby. BLUE -2007 A crazy little thing called love. BLUE -2008 Stupid. BLUE -2009 The best taquito in the galaxy. BLUE -2010 Fucking a corpse back to life. BLUE -2011 A pizza guy who fucked up. BLUE -2012 Ennui. BLUE -2013 Injecting speed into one arm and horse tranquilizer into the other. BLUE -2014 Lots and lots of abortions. BLUE -2015 Eggs. BLUE -2016 My worthless son. BLUE -2017 Blowjobs for everyone. BLUE -2018 Shitting all over the floor like a bad, bad girl. BLUE -2019 An uninterrupted history of imperialism and exploitation. BLUE -2020 The unbelievable world of mushrooms. BLUE -2021 A horse with no legs. BLUE -2022 Having been dead for a while. BLUE -2023 Drinking responsibly. BLUE -2024 Breastfeeding a ten-year-old. BLUE -2025 Going to a high school reunion on ketamine. BLUE -2026 Backwards knees. BLUE -2027 Gwyneth Paltrow's opinions. BLUE -2028 The basic suffering that pervades all of existence. BLUE -2029 Cutting off a flamingo's legs with garden shears. BLUE -2030 The secret formula for ultimate female satisfaction. BLUE -2031 Seeing things from Hitler's perspective. BLUE -2032 A constant need for validation. BLUE -2033 Jizz. BLUE -2034 What Jesus would do. BLUE -2035 A Ugandan warlord. BLUE -2036 Slowly easing down onto a cucumber. BLUE -2037 Smoking crack, for instance. BLUE -2038 A kiss on the lips. BLUE -2039 The haunting stare of an Iraqi child. BLUE -2040 A sex comet from Neptune that plunges the Earth into eternal sexiness. BLUE -2041 Giant sperm from outer space. BLUE -2042 The euphoric rush of strangling a drifter. BLUE -2043 Morpheus. BLUE -2044 Mom's new boyfriend. BLUE -2045 Blackface. BLUE -2046 Every ounce of charisma left in Mick Jagger's tired body. BLUE -2047 Sudden penis loss. BLUE -2048 Daddy's credit card. BLUE -2049 Ripping a dog in half. BLUE -2050 Angelheaded hipsters burning for the ancient heavenly connection to the starry dynamo in the machinery of the night. BLUE -2051 Interspecies marriage. BLUE -2052 Cancer. BLUE -2053 The male gaze. BLUE -2054 Being worshipped as the one true God. BLUE -2055 All these decorative pillows. BLUE -2056 Unrelenting genital punishment. BLUE -2057 Exploding pigeons. BLUE -2058 A disappointing salad. BLUE -2059 The dentist. BLUE -2060 Moderate-to-severe joint pain. BLUE -2061 Getting drive-by shot. BLUE -2062 The black half of Barack Obama. BLUE -2063 Western standards of beauty. BLUE -2064 A reason not to commit suicide. BLUE -2065 40 acres and a mule. BLUE -2066 Such a big boy. BLUE -2067 10 Incredible Facts About the Anus. BLUE -2068 A manhole. BLUE -2069 The size of my penis. BLUE -2070 The complex geopolitical quagmire that is the Middle East. BLUE -2071 My dead son's baseball glove. BLUE -2072 Robots who just want to party. BLUE -2073 A whole new kind of porn. BLUE -2074 Ambiguous sarcasm. BLUE -2075 Russian super-tuberculosis. BLUE -2076 Prince Ali, fabulous he, Ali Ababwa. BLUE -2077 Doing the right stuff to her nipples. BLUE -2078 Ancient Athenian boy-fucking. BLUE -2079 The eighth graders. BLUE -2080 September 11th, 2001. BLUE -2081 The safe word. BLUE -2082 Doo-doo. BLUE -2083 Blackula. BLUE -2084 Anal fissures like you wouldn't believe. BLUE -2085 Texas. BLUE -2086 Going down on a woman, discovering that her vaginas is filled with eyeballs, and being totally into that. BLUE -2087 P.F. Chang himself. BLUE -2088 Almost giving money to a homeless person. BLUE -2089 Depression. BLUE -2090 Growing up chained to a radiator in perpetual darkness. BLUE -2091 Three consecutive seconds of happiness. BLUE -2092 Going inside at some point because of the mosquitoes. BLUE -2093 Pussy. BLUE -2094 Unsheathing my massive horse cock. BLUE -2095 A woman. BLUE -2096 Turning the rivers red with the blood of infidels. BLUE -2097 A woman who is so cool that he rides on a motorcycle. BLUE -2098 The peaceful and nonthreatening rise of China. BLUE -2099 A chimpanzee in sunglasses fucking your wife. BLUE -2100 An ass disaster. INTL -2101 Disco fever. INTL -2102 Words. INTL -2103 Spending lots of money. INTL -2104 Mooing. INTL -2105 A cat video so cute that your eyes roll back and your spine slides out of your anus. INTL -2106 Michael Jackson. INTL -2107 Horrifying laser hair removal accidents. INTL -2108 Dying alone and in pain. INTL -2109 Shitting out a screaming face. INTL -2110 Literally eating shit. INTL -2111 A monkey smoking a cigar. INTL -2112 Rich people. INTL -2113 An evil man in evil clothes. INTL -2114 A low standard of living. INTL -2115 Wearing an octopus for a hat. INTL -2116 Whining like a little bitch. INTL -2117 Not having sex, INTL -2118 A fat bald man from the Internet. INTL -2119 Basic human decency. INTL -2120 How awesome it is to be white. INTL -2121 Nothing. INTL -2122 Doing it in the butt. INTL -2123 Moral ambiguity. INTL -2124 Dining with cardboard cutouts of the cast of Friends. INTL -2125 A big black dick. INTL -2126 The arrival of pizza. INTL -2127 An unstoppable wave of fire ants. INTL -2128 Extremely tight jeans. INTL -2129 A web of lies. INTL -2130 Ominous background music. INTL -2131 My machete. INTL -2132 Multiple orgasms. INTL -2133 Daddy's belt. INTL -2134 Eating a hard boiled out of my husband's asshole. INTL -2135 Friendly fire. INTL -2136 The boners of the elderly. INTL -2137 The hiccups. INTL -2138 The crazy, ball-slapping sex your parents are having right now. INTL -2139 Going around punching people. INTL -2140 Letting everyone down. INTL -2141 Nunchuck moves. INTL -2142 The prunes I've been saving for you in my armpits. INTL -2143 A PowerPoint presentation. INTL -2144 The entire Internet. INTL -2145 An AK-47. INTL -2146 Walking in on Dad peeing into Mom's mouth. INTL -2147 Dad's funny balls. INTL -2148 Flying robots that kill people. INTL -2149 Weapons-grade plutonium. INTL -2150 Sexy pillow fights. INTL -2151 Being white. INTL -2152 A slightly shittier parallel universe. INTL -2153 Having sex on top of a pizza. INTL -2154 Power. INTL -2155 Scrotum tickling. INTL -2156 An army of skeletons. INTL -2157 Actually getting shot, for real. INTL -2158 A cop who is also a dog. INTL -2159 A vagina that leads to another dimension. INTL -2160 A man in yoga pants with a ponytail and feather earrings. INTL -2161 Converting to Islam. INTL -2162 Me. INTL -2163 Tom Cruise. INTL -2164 Intimacy problems. INTL -2165 Leveling up. INTL -2166 That ass. INTL -2167 Kim Jong-un. INTL -2168 The Dalai Lama. INTL -2169 Ripping open a man's chest and pulling out his still-beating heart. INTL -2170 A sad fat dragon with no friends. INTL -2171 A surprising amount of hair. INTL -2172 Some really fucked-up shit. INTL -2173 Robert Downey Jr. INTL -2174 Ryan Gosling riding in on a white horse. INTL -2175 Sexual humiliation. INTL -2176 Fisting. INTL -2177 The human body. INTL -2178 A defective condom. INTL -2179 My father, who died when I was seven. INTL -2180 The economy. INTL -2181 Deflowering the princess. INTL -2182 A Chinese tourist who wants something very badly but cannot communicate it. INTL -2183 Graphic violence, adult language, and some sexual content. INTL -2184 Self-flagellation. INTL -2185 Shutting the fuck up. INTL -2186 FIlling my son with spaghetti. INTL -2187 The baby that ruined my pussy. INTL -2188 Buying the right clothes to be cool. INTL -2189 Being black. INTL -2190 All of this blood. INTL -2191 Edible underwear. INTL -2192 An oversized lollipop, INTL -2193 Stockholm Syndrome. INTL -2194 The World of Warcraft. INTL -2195 Grave robbing. INTL -2196 Gandalf. INTL -2197 Sneezing, farting, and cumming at the same time. INTL -2198 Running naked through a mall, pissing and shitting everywhere. INTL -2199 Blood farts. INTL -2200 Panda sex. INTL -2201 A thermonuclear detonation. INTL -2202 Destroying the evidence. INTL -2203 Vomiting mid-blowjob. INTL -2204 A piñata full of scorpions. INTL -2205 Miley Cyrus. INTL -2206 A Japanese toaster you can fuck. INTL -2207 Suicidal thoughts. INTL -2208 Grandpa's ashes. INTL -2209 Reverse cowgirl. INTL -2210 Keanu Reeves. INTL -2211 LIving in a trashcan. INTL -2212 My first kill. INTL -2213 Mom. INTL -2214 Children on leashes. INTL -2215 Double penetration. INTL -2216 Slave. INTL -2217 White power. INTL -2218 Indescribable loneliness. INTL -2219 Tongue. INTL -2220 Tiny nipples. INTL -2223 My cheating-son-of-a-bitch-husband. INTL -2224 Screaming like a maniac. INTL -2225 Heroin. INTL -2226 Existing. INTL -2227 The pirate's life. INTL -2228 One Ring to rule them all. INTL -2229 The flute. INTL -2230 Being a busy adult with many important things to do. INTL -2231 Slapping a racist old lady. INTL -2232 Genetically engineered super-soldiers. INTL -2233 Pumping out a baby every nine months. INTL -2234 A mime having a stroke. INTL -2235 Women voting. INTL -2236 Gladiatorial combat. INTL -2237 Some kind of bird man. INTL -2238 Taking a man's eyes and balls out and putting his eyes where his balls go and then his balls in the eye holes. INTL -2239 Mild autism. INTL -2240 Rising from the grave. INTL -2241 Not contributing to society in any meaningful way. INTL -2242 Cock. INTL -2243 Some douche with an acoustic guitar. INTL -2244 Terrorists. INTL -2245 Overpowering your father. INTL -2246 Being a hideous beast that no one could love. INTL -2247 Samuel L. Jackson. INTL -2248 Making the penises kiss. INTL -2249 Being a dinosaur. INTL -2250 Staring at a painting and going "hmmmmmmm..." INTL -2251 A sweet spaceships. INTL -2252 Lady Gaga. INTL -2253 Tripping balls. INTL -2254 Eating an albino. INTL -2255 Our first chimpanzee Prime Minister. INTL -2256 Sudden Poop Explosion Disease. INTL -2257 The total collapse of the global financial system. INTL -2258 Loki, the trickster god. INTL -2259 Making a friend. INTL -2260 The Gulags. INTL -2261 Hipsters. INTL -2262 Wiping her butt. INTL -2263 All my friends dying. INTL -2264 The land of chocolate. INTL -2265 Jesus. INTL -2266 Another shot of morphine. INTL -2267 Bosnian chicken farmers. INTL -2268 How wet my pussy is. INTL -2269 Having shotguns for legs. INTL -2270 Bullshit. INTL -2271 Blowing my boyfriend so hard so he shits. INTL -2272 Cumming deep inside my best bro. INTL -2273 Being awesome at sex. INTL -2274 Santa Claus. INTL -2275 Having a penis. INTL -2276 Gay aliens. INTL -2277 SIX GOD DAMN HOURS OF FUCKING DIPLOMACY. TBLTP -2278 Condensing centuries of economic exploitation into 90 minutes of gaming fun. TBLTP -2279 A marriage-destroying game of The Resistance. TBLTP -2280 Spending 8 years in the Himalayas becoming a master of dice-rolling and resource allocation. TBLTP -2281 A disappointing season of Tabletop that's just about tables. TBLTP -2282 A zombie with a tragic backstory. TBLTP -2283 A Wesley Crusher blow-up doll. TBLTP -2284 The porn set that Tabletop is filmed on. TBLTP -2285 An owlbear. TBLTP -2286 The pooping position. TBLTP -2287 A German-style board game where you invade Poland. TBLTP -2288 Victory points. TBLTP -2289 Jafar. RED -2290 Jumping out at people. RED -2291 The mixing of the races. RED -2292 The Harlem Globetrotters. RED -2293 Scrotal frostbite. RED -2294 Statistically validated stereotypes. RED -2295 Pretty Pretty Princess Dress-Up Board Game.® RED -2296 Making shit up. RED -2297 Mufasa's death scene. RED -2298 Having $57 in the bank. RED -2299 A sales team of clowns and pedophiles. RED -2300 Survivor's guilt. RED -2301 The mere concept of Applebees.® RED -2302 Boris the Soviet Love Hammer. RED -2303 Not having sex. RED -2304 Indescribably loneliness. RED -2305 One thousand Slim Jims. RED -2306 A nuanced critique. RED -2307 A nautical theme. RED -2308 The black Power Ranger. RED -2309 Neil Patrick Harris. RED -2310 Bill Clinton, naked on a bearskin rug with a saxophone. RED -2311 The hose. RED -2312 Finding Waldo. RED -2313 Fuck Mountain. RED -2314 Unlimited soup, salad, and breadsticks. RED -2315 Syphilitic insanity. RED -2316 Oncoming traffic. RED -2317 Suicide bombers. RED -2318 Some kind of bird-man. RED -2319 Ryan Goslin riding in on a white horse. RED -2320 Living in a trash can. RED -2321 Historical revisionism. RED -2322 A passionate Latino lover. RED -2323 Roland the Farter, flatulist to the king. RED -2324 Consent. RED -2325 An unhinged Ferris wheel rolling toward the sea. RED -2326 A plunger to the face. RED -2327 Shaft. RED -2328 Big Bird's crown, crusty asshole. RED -2329 Filling every orifice with butterscotch pudding. RED -2330 A fortuitous turnip harvest. RED -2331 Buying the right pants to be cool. RED -2332 Getting hilariously gang-banged by the Blue Man Group. RED -2333 A phantasmagoria of anal delights. RED -2334 The new Radiohead album. RED -2335 24-hour media coverage. RED -2336 Gargling jizz. RED -2337 A dollop of sour cream. RED -2338 Demonic possession. RED -2339 Chugging a lava lamp. RED -2340 Jeff Goldblum. RED -2341 The day the birds attacked. RED -2342 Subduing a grizzly bear and making her your wife. RED -2343 A sofa that says "I have style, but I like to be comfortable." RED -2344 Dorito breath. RED -2345 The way white people is. RED -2346 Fetal alcohol syndrome. RED -2347 The Quesadilla Explosion Salad™ from Chili's.® RED -2348 Racial profiling. RED -2349 Special musical guest, Cher. RED -2350 A crappy little hand. RED -2351 The systemic destruction of an entire people and their way of life. RED -2352 Clenched butt cheeks. RED -2353 Filing my son with spaghetti. RED -2354 Blowing some dudes in an alley. RED -2355 Words, words, words. RED -2356 Clams. RED -2357 Hot doooooooogs! RED -2358 André the Giant's enormous, leathery scrotum. RED -2359 A greased-up Matthew McConaughey. RED -2360 A pile of squirming bodies. RED -2361 A bloody pacifier. RED -2362 Medieval Times® Dinner & Tournament. RED -2363 Just the tip. RED -2364 One ring to rule them all. RED -2365 The milk that comes out of a person. RED -2366 A sweet spaceship. RED -2367 Big ol' floppy titties. RED -2368 A 55-gallon drum of lube. RED -2369 Sorcery. RED -2370 Getting your dick stuck in a Chinese finger trap with another dick. RED -2371 Weapons grade plutonium. RED -2372 Mad hacky-sack skills. RED -2373 Emotional baggage. RED -2374 Insatiable bloodlust. RED -2375 Hillary Clinton. RED -2376 Catastrophic urethral trauma. RED -2377 Putting an entire peanut butter and jelly sandwich into the VCR. RED -2378 Crying into the pages of Sylvia Plath. RED -2379 A spontaneous conga line. RED -2380 A Japanese tourist who wants something very badly but cannot communicate it. RED -2381 A boo-boo. RED -2382 A black-owned and operated business. RED -2383 The moist, demanding chasm of his mouth. RED -2384 Velcro.™ RED -2385 The shambling corpse of Larry King. RED -2386 Drinking my bro's pee-pee right out of his peen. RED -2387 Quiche. RED -2388 Some really fucked up shit. RED -2389 Warm, velvety muppet sex. RED -2390 The primal, ball-slapping sex your parents are having right now. RED -2391 A bigger, blacker dick. RED -2392 Crabapples all over the fucking sidewalk. RED -2393 Bosnian chick farmers. RED -2394 Sanding off a man's nose. RED -2395 The harsh light of day. RED -2396 Vietnam flashbacks. RED -2397 Savagely beating a mascot. RED -2398 Staring at a painting and going "hmmmmmm..." RED -2399 Nubile slave boys. RED -2400 Drinking ten 5-hour ENERGYs® to get fifty continuous hours of energy. RED -2401 A sweaty, panting leather daddy. RED -2402 My manservant, Claude. RED -2403 Demons and shit. 14PAX -2405 Collecting all seven power crystals. 14PAX -2406 Xena, Warrior Princess. 14PAX -2407 The old gods. 14PAX -2408 The Star Wars Universe. 14PAX -2409 The imagination of Peter Jackson. 14PAX -2410 Lagging out. 14PAX -2411 All of the good times and premium gaming entertainment available to you in the Kickstarter room. 14PAX -2412 Attacking from Kamchatka. 14PAX -2413 The pure, Zen-like state that exists between micro and macro. 14PAX -2414 Mistakenly hitting on a League of Legends statue. 14PAX -2415 A giant mechanical bird with a tragic backstory. 14PAX -2416 Whatever Final Fantasy bullshit happened this year. 14PAX -2417 Futuristic death sports. 14PAX -2418 A homoerotic subplot. HCARD -2419 The sensitive European photographer who's fucking my wife. HCARD -2420 An origami swan that's some kind of symbol? HCARD -2421 Carbon monoxide poisoning. HCARD -2422 A childless marriage. HCARD -2423 Ribs so good they transcend race and class. HCARD -2424 25 shitty jokes about House of Cards. HCARD -2425 Making it look like a suicide. HCARD -2426 Forcing a handjob on a dying man. HCARD -2427 Getting eaten out while on the phone with Dad. HCARD -2428 My constituents. HCARD -2429 Strangling a dog to make a point to the audience. HCARD -2430 Discharging a firearm in a residential area. HCARD -2431 Caribbean Jesus. RJECT -2432 Corn. RJECT -2433 Super yoga. RJECT -2434 A sexy naked interactive theater thing. RJECT -2435 Actually believing that the Bible happened. RJECT -2436 A giant squid in a wedding gown. RJECT -2437 A heart that is two sizes too small and that therefore cannot pump an adequate amount of blood. RJECT -2438 Ejaculating a pound of tinsel. RJECT -2439 Crawling into a vagina. RJECT -2440 Faking a jellyfish sting so someone will pee on you. RJECT -2441 My dick in your mouth. RJECT -2442 Asshole pomegranates that are hard to eat. RJECT -2443 The John D. and Catherine T. MacArthur Foundation. RJECT -2444 Dividing by zero. RJECT -2445 Becoming so rich that you shed your body and turn into vapor. RJECT -2446 Playing an ocarina to summon Ultra-Congress from the sea. RJECT -2447 Actually voting for Donald Trump to be President of the actual United States. V4 45 -2448 Growing up and becoming a Republican. V4 45 -2449 A liberal bias. V4 45 -2450 Full-on socialism. V4 45 -2451 Hating Hillary Clinton. V4 45 -2452 Jeb! V4 45 -2453 Conservative talking points. V4 45 -2454 Courageously going ahead with that racist comment. V4 45 -2455 The good, hardworking people of Dubuque, Iowa. V4 45 -2456 Dispelling with this fiction that Barack Obama doesn't know what he's doing. V4 45 -2457 Shouting the loudest. V4 45 -2458 Sound fiscal policy. V4 45 -2459 An icy handjob from an Edmonton hooker. CA -2460 An Evening with Michael Bublé. CA -2461 Getting a DUI on a Zamboni. CA -2462 The Royal Canadian Mounted Police. CA -2463 Heritage minutes. CA -2464 A hairless little shitstain named Caillou. CA -2465 A despondent Maple Leafs fan sitting all alone. CA -2466 Apologizing. CA -2467 Syrupy sex with a maple tree. CA -2468 Canadian Netflix. CA -2469 Burning down the White House. CA -2470 Newfies. CA -2471 A vastly superior healthcare system. CA -2472 Women of colour. CA -2473 Living in Yellowknife. CA -2474 Clubbing baby seals. CA -2475 The Official Languages Act. La Loi sur les langues officielles. CA -2476 Terry Fox's prosthetic leg. CA -2477 Mr. Dressup. CA -2478 Justin Trudeau. CA -2479 Resurrecting an army of six million Jews and conquering Germany. JEW -2480 The part of Anne Frank's diary where she talks about her vagina. JEW -2481 Sacrificing Isaac to the Lord. JEW -2482 The ethical implications of enjoying a Woody Allen film in light of the allegations against him. JEW -2483 Chopping off a bit of the penis. JEW -2484 Some kind of concentrated encampment for people. JEW -2485 Pork products. JEW -2486 Wandering the desert for 40 years. JEW -2487 What it means to be a Jewish woman in contemporary society. JEW -2488 Suddenly remembering that the Holocaust happened. JEW -2489 Thy neighbor's wife. JEW -2490 Holding up the line at Walgreens by trying to use an expired coupon. JEW -2491 Demolishing that ass like a Palestinian village. JEW -2492 Being chosen by God to win a free iPod Nano. JEW -2493 A little bit of schmutz right there. JEW -2494 Torturing Jews until they say they're not Jews anymore. JEW -2495 A lifetime of internalized guilt. JEW -2496 A three-foot-tall corned beef sandwich. JEW -2497 Usury. JEW -2498 Hiding from the Nazis. JEW -2499 Bags of money. JEW -2500 The blood of Christian babies. JEW -2501 A headache that's definitely cancer. JEW -2502 A big brain full of facts and sadness. JEW -2503 Whoopi Goldberg. JEW -2504 Eating an entire snowman. ❄2013 -2505 A Christmas stocking full of coleslaw. ❄2013 -2506 Giving money and personal information to strangers on the Internet. ❄2013 -2507 The royal afterbirth. ❄2013 -2508 A magical tablet containing a world of unlimited pornography. ❄2013 -2509 Breeding elves for their priceless semen. ❄2013 -2510 Clearing a bloody path through Walmart with a scimitar. ❄2013 -2511 Slicing a ham in icy silence. ❄2013 -2512 A simultaneous nightmare and wet dream starring Sigourney Weaver. ❄2013 -2513 A visually arresting turtleneck. ❄2013 -2514 Moses gargling Jesus's balls while Shiva and the Buddha penetrate his divine hand holes. ❄2013 -2515 The tiny, calloused hands of the Chinese children that made this card. ❄2013 -2516 The Star Wars Holiday Special. ❄2013 -2517 Rudolph's bright red balls. ❄2013 -2518 Jizzing into Santa's beard. ❄2013 -2519 Being blind and deaf and having no limbs. ❄2013 -2520 Mall Santa. ❄2013 -2521 The Hawaiian goddess Kapo and her flying detachable vagina. ❄2013 -2522 Taking down Santa with a surface-to-air missile. ❄2013 -2523 Fucking up "Silent Night" in front of 300 parents. ❄2013 -2524 Krampus, the Austrian Christmas monster. ❄2013 -2525 Several intertwining love stories featuring Hugh Grant. ❄2013 -2526 Space Jam on VHS. ❄2013 -2527 Swapping bodies with mom for a day. ❄2013 -2528 Immaculate conception. ❄2013 -2529 People with cake in their mouths talking about how good cake is. ❄2013 -2530 Congress's flaccid penises withering away beneath their suit pants. ❄2013 -2531 Having a strong opinion about Obamacare. ❄2013 -2532 Whatever Kwanzaa is supposed to be about. ❄2013 -2533 A Hungry-Man™ Frozen Christmas Dinner for One. ❄2013 -2534 Making up for 10 years of shitty parenting with a PlayStation. ❄2013 -2535 The Grinch's musty, cum-stained pelt. ❄2013 -2536 Dinosaurs who wear armor and you ride them and they kick ass. FNTSY -2537 Accidentally conjuring a legless horse that can't stop ejaculating. FNTSY -2538 Shitting in a wizard's spell book and jizzing in his hat. FNTSY -2539 A Hitachi Magic Wand. FNTSY -2540 Reading The Hobbit under the covers while mom and dad scream at each other downstairs. FNTSY -2541 How hot Orlando Bloom was in Lord of the Rings. FNTSY -2542 A mysterious, floating orb. FNTSY -2543 Shooting a wizard with a gun. FNTSY -2544 Hodor. FNTSY -2545 Make-believe stories for autistic white men. FNTSY -2546 A magical kingdom with dragons and elves and no black people. FNTSY -2547 The card Neil Gaiman wrote: "Three elves at a time." FNTSY -2548 Gender equality. FNTSY -2549 Going on an epic adventure and learning a valuable lesson about friendship. FNTSY -2550 True love's kiss. FNTSY -2551 Eternal darkness. FNTSY -2552 The all-seeing Eye of Sauron. FNTSY -2553 Bathing naked in a moonlit grove. FNTSY -2554 Handcuffing a wizard to a radiator and dousing him with kerosene. FNTSY -2555 Kneeing a wizard in the balls. FNTSY -2556 A ghoul. FNTSY -2557 A weed elemental who gets everyone high. FNTSY -2558 A gay sorcerer who turns everyone gay. FNTSY -2559 A CGI dragon. FNTSY -2560 Freaky, pan-dimensional sex with a demigod. FNTSY -2561 A dwarf who won't leave you alone until you compare penis sizes. FNTSY -2562 Going too far with science and bad things happening. SCIFI -2563 Frantically writing equations on a chalkboard. SCIFI -2564 An alternate history where Hitler was gay but he still killed all those people. SCIFI -2565 A hazmat suit full of farts. SCIFI -2566 That girl from the Hungry Games. SCIFI -2567 Funkified aliens from the planet Groovius. SCIFI -2568 The ending of Lost. SCIFI -2569 Vulcan sex-madness. SCIFI -2570 Three boobs. SCIFI -2571 A misty room full of glistening egg sacs. SCIFI -2572 Cheerful blowjob robots. SCIFI -2573 How great of a movie Men in Black was. SCIFI -2574 A planet-devouring space worm named Rachel. SCIFI -2575 Beep beep boop beep boop. SCIFI -2576 Nine seasons of sexual tension with David Duchovny. SCIFI -2577 Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra. SCIFI -2578 A protagonist with no qualities. SCIFI -2579 The dystopia we're living in right now. SCIFI -2580 Cosmic bowling. SCIFI -2581 Masturbating Yoda's leathery turtle-penis. SCIFI -2582 Laying thousands of eggs in a man's colon. SCIFI -2583 Trimming poop out of Chewbacca's butt hair. SCIFI -2584 Santa's heavy sack. ❄2012 -2585 Performative wokeness. COLEG -2586 The sound of my roommate masturbating. COLEG -2587 Rocking a 1.5 GPA. COLEG -2588 Pretending to have done the reading. COLEG -2589 Throw up. COLEG -2590 Uggs, leggings, and a North Face. COLEG -2591 Valuable leadership experience. COLEG -2592 Whichever one of you took a shit in the shower. COLEG -2593 Fucking the beat boxer from the a cappella group. COLEG -2594 Five morons signing a lease together. COLEG -2595 Googling how to eat pussy. COLEG -2596 Sucking a flaccid penis for 20 minutes. COLEG -2597 My high school boyfriend. COLEG -2598 A bachelor's degree in communications. COLEG -2599 Calling mom because it's just really hard and I miss her and I don't know anyone here. COLEG -2600 Wandering the streets in search of a party. COLEG -2601 Underage drinking. COLEG -2602 Young Republicans. COLEG -2603 A Yale man. COLEG -2604 An emergency all-floor meeting of inclusion. COLEG -2605 Going to college and becoming a new person, who has sex. COLEG -2606 How many Asians there are. COLEG -2607 A girl who is so interesting that she has blue hair. COLEG -2608 Falling in love with poetry. COLEG -2609 Period globs. . -2610 Always® Infinity Extra Heavy Overnight Pads with Wings. . -2611 Wringing out a sopping wet maxi pad in Donald Trump's mouth. . -2612 Playing with my pussy while I watch TV. . -2613 An emotionally draining friendship. . -2614 Post-partum depression. . -2615 Full bush. . -2616 Drinking Beyonce's DivaCup and becoming immortal. . -2617 Feeling lots of feelings. . -2618 Carrying a fetus to term. . -2619 Eating three sleeves of Chips Ahoy! . -2620 Destroying a pair of underwear. . -2621 Masturbating with a Sonicare. . -2622 How bloody that dick's about to be. . -2623 The vagina hole. . -2624 Dancing carefree in white linen pants. . -2625 Pussy lips of all shapes and sizes. . -2626 Using a Smucker's Uncrustable™ as a maxi pad. . -2627 Pulling out a never-ending tampon. . -2628 Catching a whiff of my vag. . -2629 A diverse group of female friends casually discussing the side effects of birth control. . -2630 A woman president. . -2631 Driving my daughter to her abortion. . -2632 Feeling bloaty and crampy. . +582 Throwing grapes at a man until he loses touch with reality. US +583 My Uber driver, Pavel. US +584 The Hamburglar. US +585 A stray pube. US +586 White privilege. US +587 Facebook. US +588 Pac-Man uncontrollably guzzling cum. US +589 Forced sterilization. US +590 An Oedipus complex. US +591 Scientology. US +592 My fat daughter. US +593 Active listening. US +594 Vigorous jazz hands. US +595 An M. Night Shyamalan plot twist. US +596 The rhythms of Africa. US +597 The homosexual agenda. US +598 Having big dreams but no realistic way to achieve them. US +599 A time travel paradox. US +600 Lactation. US +601 Dick fingers. US +602 Dying. US +603 My good bra. US +604 Me time. US +605 Smallpox blankets. US +606 J.D. Power and his associates. US +607 Seeing my father cry. US +608 Seppuku. US +609 Adderall.® US +610 Hot people. US +611 Dead babies. US +612 Not reciprocating oral sex. US +613 50 mg of Zoloft daily. US +614 A bleached asshole. US +615 Flesh-eating bacteria. US +616 Itchy pussy. US +617 Foreskin. US +618 Worshipping that pussy. US +619 How far I can get my own penis up my butt. US +620 World peace. US +621 Expecting a burp and vomiting on the floor. US +622 Kamikaze pilots. US +623 Anal beads. US +624 Being rich. US +625 The Three-Fifths Compromise. US +626 Shapeshifters. US +627 Lockjaw. US +628 Getting so angry that you pop a boner. US +629 Child beauty pageants. US +630 Breaking out into song and dance. US +631 Pretending to care. US +632 Waiting till marriage. US +633 The wifi password. US +634 Being a woman. US +635 The past. US +636 Catapults. US +637 A lifetime of sadness. US +638 Going an entire day without masturbating. US +639 Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. US +640 A saxophone solo. US +641 Being marginalized. US +642 The penny whistle solo from "My Heart Will Go On." US +643 A fart so powerful that it wakes the giants from their thousand-year slumber. US +644 My genitals. US +645 Little boy penises. US +646 Punching a congressman in the face. US +647 Some god damn peace and quiet. US +648 BATMAN! US +649 Ruth Bader Ginsburg brutally gaveling your penis. US +650 Preteens. US +651 More elephant cock than I bargained for. US +652 Smegma. US +653 A micropenis. US +654 My ugly face and bad personality. US +655 A good sniff. US +656 Explaining how vaginas work. US +657 Genuine human connection. US +658 An old guy who's almost dead. US +659 My cheating son-of-a-bitch husband. US +660 Fox News. US +661 Being a motherfucking sorcerer. US +662 The Red Hot Chili Peppers. US +663 Holding down a child and farting all over him. US +664 The KKK. US +665 Land mines. US +666 Centaurs. US +667 Seven dead and three in critical condition. US +668 My relationship status. US +669 A mating display. US +670 Auschwitz. US +671 Used panties. US +672 Alcoholism. US +673 Sexual peeing. US +674 A windmill full of corpses. US +675 Darth Vader. US +676 Daniel Radcliffe's delicious asshole. US +677 A good, strong gorilla. US +678 Huffing spray paint. US +679 Half-assed foreplay. US +680 Nipple blades. US +681 Being able to talk to elephants. US +682 Making a pouty face. US +683 Drowning the kids in the bathtub. US +684 Emerging from the sea and rampaging through Tokyo. US +685 Hospice care. US +686 Magnets. US +687 Touching a pug right on his penis. US +688 Vladimir Putin. US +689 Spontaneous human combustion. US +690 Leprosy. US +691 Seething with quiet resentment. US +692 Explosions. US +693 Licking things to claim them as your own. US +694 Consensual sex. US +695 Getting married, having a few kids, buying some stuff, retiring to Florida, and dying. US +696 Nickelback. US +697 The Boy Scouts of America. US +698 Bananas. US +699 Masturbating. US +700 All the dues I've fucked. US +701 Famine. US +702 Hillary Clinton's emails. US +703 Executing a hostage every hour. US +704 Running out of semen. US +705 Jews, gypsies, and homosexuals. US +706 The arrival of the pizza. US +707 Goblins. US +708 Laying an egg. US +709 A bowl of mayonnaise and human teeth. US +710 A micropig wearing a tiny raincoat and booties. US +711 A bitch slap. US +712 Giving 110%. US +713 Inserting a Mason jar into my anus. US +714 A man on the brink of orgasm. US +715 A much younger woman. US +716 10,000 Syrian refugees. US +717 A sad handjob. US +718 Police brutality. US +719 Throwing a virgin into a volcano. US +720 A sea of troubles. US +721 Multiple stab wounds. US +722 Filling my briefcase with business stuff. US +723 A tiny horse. US +724 The Kool-Aid Man. US +725 Grandma. US +726 A bag of magic beans. US +727 Doing the right thing. US +728 Emma Watson. US +729 Racism. US +730 Powerful thighs. US +731 Men. US +732 Farting and walking away. US +733 Pedophiles. US +734 German Chancellor Angela Merkel. US +735 Peeing a little bit. US +736 Viagra.® US +737 Ronald Reagan. US +738 Bisexuality. US +739 The clitoris. US +740 Soft, kissy missionary sex. US +741 Sitting on my face and telling me I'm garbage. US +742 A balanced breakfast. US +743 Puberty. US +744 Poor people. US +745 Harry Potter erotica. US +746 Penis breath. US +747 Agriculture. US +748 Committing suicide. US +749 The heart of a child. US +750 Aaron Burr. US +751 Republicans. US +752 Justin Bieber. US +753 Concealing a boner. US +754 Not vaccinating my children because I am stupid. US +755 Judge Judy. US +756 Sex with animals. US +757 Men discussing their feelings in an emotionally healthy way. US +758 Dead birds everywhere. US +759 All-you-can-eat shrimp for $8.99. US +760 My bright pink fuckhole. US +761 Having sex for the first time. US +762 An endless stream of diarrhea. US +763 Getting drugs off the street and into my body. US +764 German dungeon porn. US +765 Bingeing and purging. US +766 Kourtney, Kim, Khloe, Kendall, and Kylie. US +767 Mouth herpes. US +768 Seeing what happens when you lock people in a room with hungry seagulls. US +769 72 virgins. US +770 Not giving a shit about the Third World. US +771 Getting cummed on. US +772 Poor life choices. US +773 Firing a rifle into the air while balls deep in a squealing hog. US +774 Opposable thumbs. US +775 Geese. US +776 Being fat and stupid. US +777 Fancy Feast.® US +778 Serfdom. US +779 Teaching a robot to love. US +780 A Super Soaker™ full of cat pee. US +781 NBA superstar LeBron James. US +782 Child abuse. US +783 Fucking my sister. US +784 Natural male enhancement. US +785 Science. US +786 The Bachelorette season finale. US +787 The gays. US +788 Becoming a blueberry. US +789 Oprah. US +790 Three dicks at the same time. US +791 The wonders of the Orient. US +792 Puppies! US +793 An unwanted pregnancy. US +794 Racially-biased SAT questions. US +795 The Holy Bible. US +796 Women of color. US +797 However much weed $20 can buy. US +798 Doing crimes. US +799 A whole thing of butter. US +800 Having anuses for eyes. US +801 Silence. US +802 Lumberjack fantasies. US +803 My balls on your face. US +804 Dead parents. US +805 Barack Obama. US +806 A snapping turtle biting the tip of your penis. US +807 A salad for men that's made of metal. US +808 African children. US +809 Fading away into nothingness. US +810 Illegal immigrants. US +811 Spaghetti? Again? US +812 The Amish. US +813 Wizard music. US +814 The miracle of childbirth. US +815 Eating a hard boiled egg out of my husband's asshole. US +816 Selling crack to children. US +817 Menstrual rage. US +818 Still being a virgin. US +819 Mike Pence. US +820 Shiny objects. US +821 Giving birth to the Antichrist. US +822 The entire Mormon Tabernacle Choir. US +823 The placenta. US +824 Count Chocula. US +825 Bees? US +826 Drinking alone. US +827 Telling a shitty story that goes nowhere. US +828 Sunshine and rainbows. US +829 A little boy who won't shut the fuck up about dinosaurs. US +830 Finger painting. US +831 Hobos. US +832 Natural selection. US +833 An erection that lasts longer than four hours. US +834 Bubble butt bottom boys. US +835 My soul. US +836 A middle-aged man on roller skates. US +837 Being a dick to children. US +838 Mutually assured destruction. US +839 Eating the last known bison. US +840 A mopey zoo lion. US +841 The cool, refreshing taste of Pepsi.® US +842 Extremely tight pants. US +843 Queefing. US +844 A live studio audience. US +845 An oversized lollipop. US +846 Nicolas Cage. US +847 The Rapture. US +848 Daddy issues. US +849 Chunks of dead hitchhiker. US +850 Accepting the way things are. US +851 The Big Bang. US +852 Women's suffrage. US +853 Inappropriate yodeling. US +854 An older woman who knows her way around the penis. US +855 Raptor attacks. US +856 Sex with Patrick Stewart. US +857 The Patriarchy. US +858 Free samples. US +859 My ex-wife. US +860 The Pope. US +861 Covering myself with Parmesan cheese and chili flakes because I am pizza. US +862 White people. US +863 The unstoppable tide of Islam. US +864 Unfathomable stupidity. US +865 A bird that shits human turds. US +866 Your weird brother. US +867 Jobs. US +868 Former President George W. Bush. US +869 Estrogen. US +870 Donald J. Trump. US +871 An AR-15 assault rifle. US +872 Casually suggesting a threesome. US +873 David Bowie flying in on a tiger made of lightning. US +874 Memes. US +875 A salty surprise. US +876 Balls. US +877 The Devil himself. US +878 Fucking the weatherman on live television. US +879 The female orgasm. US +880 Necrophilia. US +881 The magic of live theatre. US +882 Some punk kid who stole my turkey sandwich. US +883 Vomiting seafood and bleeding anally. US +884 Pulling out. US +885 Spectacular abs. US +886 Full frontal nudity. US +887 A tiny, gay guitar called a ukulele. US +888 Mansplaining. US +889 Poorly-timed Holocaust jokes. US +890 Sweet, sweet vengeance. US +891 How amazing it is to be on mushrooms. US +892 Lance Armstrong's missing testicle. US +893 Hope. US +894 The screams... the terrible screams. US +895 Gandhi. US +896 Only dating Asian women. US +897 Switching to Geico.® US +898 Getting fingered. US +899 Yeast. US +900 Emotions. US +901 Crumbs all over the god damn carpet. US +902 A brain tumor. US +903 Wet dreams. US +904 Dark and mysterious forces beyond our control. US +905 Shaking a baby until it stops crying. US +906 Being on fire. US +907 Huge biceps. US +908 My vagina. US +909 Bill Nye the Science Guy. US +910 My inner demons. US +911 Pooping in a laptop and closing it. US +912 Battlefield amputations. US +913 A fetus. US +914 Strong female characters. US +915 Dry heaving. US +916 Tentacle porn. US +917 The Jews. US +918 The South. US +919 Teenage pregnancy. US +920 A pangender octopus who roams the cosmos in search of love. US +921 Saying "I love you." US +922 Doin' it in the butt. US +923 Synergistic management solutions. US +924 50,000 volts straight to the nipples. US +925 Self-loathing. US +926 Erectile dysfunction. US +927 Poopy diapers. US +928 Friction. US +929 A sassy black woman. US +930 Liberals. US +931 Oompa-Loompas. US +932 Drinking out of the toilet and eating garbage. US +933 Fragile masculinity. US +934 Kissing grandma on the forehead and turning off her life support. US +935 Rap music. US +936 GoGurt.® US +937 The true meaning of Christmas. US +938 A pyramid of severed heads. US +939 Getting really high. US +940 Hot cheese. US +941 Incest. US +942 Elderly Japanese men. US +943 Announcing that I am about to cum. US +944 Invading Poland. US +945 RoboCop. US +946 Flying sex snakes. US +947 Slaughtering innocent civilians. US +948 Establishing dominance. US +949 Some guy. US +950 Girls. US +951 Italians. US +952 Shutting up so I can watch the game. US +953 Jennifer Lawrence. US +954 Blowing my boyfriend so hard he shits. US +955 A Mexican. US +956 The Underground Railroad. US +957 Penis envy. US +958 Repression. US +959 Cards Against Humanity. US +960 The Hustle. US +961 Jerking off into a pool of children's tears. US +962 Heteronormativity. US +963 A Bop It.™ US +964 Heartwarming orphans. US +965 The Great Depression. US +966 A falcon with a cap on its head. US +967 AXE Body Spray. US +968 Prescription pain killers. US +969 Solving problems with violence. US +970 Gloryholes. US +971 A homoerotic volleyball montage. US +972 This month's mass shooting. US +973 Radical Islamic terrorism. US +974 Flightless birds. US +975 A disappointing birthday party. US +976 Assless chaps. US +977 Vehicular manslaughter. US +978 Permanent Orgasm-Face Disorder. US +979 Boogers. US +980 The Blood of Christ. US +981 Cuddling. US +982 Looking in the mirror, applying lipstick, and whispering "tonight, you will have sex with Tom Cruise." US +983 Authentic Mexican cuisine. US +984 The American Dream. US +985 Pooping back and forth. Forever. US +986 The Force. US +987 The only gay person in a hundred miles. US +988 Ethnic cleansing. US +989 Exactly what you'd expect. US +990 Getting crushed by a vending machine. US +991 A ball of earwax, semen, and toenail clippings. US +992 Brown people. US +993 Steve Bannon. US +994 Diversity. US +995 Pixelated bukkake. US +996 Tearing that ass up like wrapping paper on Christmas morning. US +997 Sideboob. US +998 Seeing Grandma naked. US +999 Women in yogurt commercials. US +1000 Arnold Schwarzenegger. US +1001 The bombing of Nagasaki. US +1002 Chainsaws for hands. US +1003 Getting naked and watching Nickelodeon. US +1004 Fear itself. US +1005 The Trail of Tears. US +1006 Swooping. US +1007 Ghosts. US +1008 My neck, my back, my pussy, and my crack. US +1009 God. US +1010 Nazis. US +1011 MechaHitler. US +1012 My collection of Japanese sex toys. US +1013 One titty hanging out. US +1014 Crippling debt. US +1015 Passive aggressive Post-it notes. US +1016 Whipping it out. US +1017 Academy Award winner Meryl Streep. US +1018 Funky fresh rhymes. US +1019 How bad my daughter fucked up her dance recital. US +1020 Fellowship in Christ. US +1021 The violation of our most basic human rights. US +1022 Coat hanger abortions. US +1023 Morgan Freeman's voice. US +1024 Stalin. US +1025 8 oz. of sweet Mexican black-tar heroin. US +1026 Old-people smell. US +1027 Fake tits. US +1028 Sexual tension. US +1029 The inevitable heat death of the universe. US +1030 A fuck-ton of almonds. US +1031 Muhammad (Peace Be Upon Him). US +1032 A really cool hat. US +1033 An octopus giving seven handjobs and smoking a cigarette. US +1034 These hoes. US +1035 Listening to her problems without trying to solve them. US +1036 The Russians. US +1037 Waking up half-naked in a Denny's parking lot. US +1038 Murder. US +1039 A crucifixion. US +1040 Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II. US +1041 Not wearing pants. US +1042 Man meat. US +1043 A gossamer stream of jizz that catches the light as it arcs through the morning air. US +1044 Lena Dunham. US +1045 Many bats. US +1046 Gay conversion therapy. US +1047 Horse meat. US +1048 The glass ceiling. US +1049 Dick pics. US +1050 Completely unwarranted confidence. US +1051 One trillion dollars. US +1052 Some of the best rappers in the game. US +1053 Black people. US +1054 Sperm whales. US +1055 My sex life. US +1056 Chemical weapons. US +1057 A Fleshlight.® US +1058 Pictures of boobs. US +1059 William Shatner. US +1060 AIDS. US +1061 Autocannibalism. US +1062 A horde of Vikings. US +1063 Danny DeVito. US +1064 My abusive boyfriend who really isn't so bad once you get to know him. US +1065 A three-way with my wife and Shaquille O'Neal. US +1066 Fiery poops. US +1067 Lunchables.™ US +1068 Meth. US +1069 Soup that is too hot. US +1070 Tap dancing like there's no tomorrow. US +1071 Stephen Hawking talking dirty. US +1072 Object permanence. US +1073 The milkman. US +1074 Braiding three penises into a Twizzler. US +1075 My black ass. US +1076 Kanye West. US +1077 Poverty. US +1078 Judging everyone. US +1079 PTSD. US +1080 Wondering if it's possible to get some of that salsa to go. US +1081 Bitches. US +1082 An icy handjob from an Edmonton hooker. CA +1083 An Evening with Michael Bublé. CA +1084 Getting a DUI on a Zamboni. CA +1085 The Royal Canadian Mounted Police. CA +1086 Oestrogen. CA +1087 Heritage minutes. CA +1088 An endless stream of diarrhoea. CA +1089 A hairless little shitstain named Caillou. CA +1090 A despondent Maple Leafs fan sitting all alone. CA +1091 Apologizing. CA +1092 Syrupy sex with a maple tree. CA +1093 An M16 assault rifle. CA +1094 Canadian Netflix. CA +1095 Punching an MP in the face. CA +1096 Burning down the White House. CA +1097 Newfies. CA +1098 A vastly superior healthcare system. CA +1099 Women of colour. CA +1100 Living in Yellowknife. CA +1101 A fuck-tonne of almonds. CA +1102 Clubbing baby seals. CA +1103 The only gay person in a hundred kilometers. CA +1104 The Official Languages Act. La Loi sur les langues officielles. CA +1105 Terry Fox's prosthetic leg. CA +1106 Mr. Dressup. CA +1107 Justin Trudeau. CA +1108 Germans on holiday. UK +1109 Sitting on my face. UK +1110 The Hillsborough Disaster. UK +1111 Queen Elizabeth's immaculate anus. UK +1112 Druids. UK +1113 The way James Bond treats women. UK +1114 Blowing up Parliament. UK +1115 A white van man. UK +1116 Wanking into a pool of children's tears. UK +1117 Benedict Cumberbatch. UK +1118 Shitting out a perfect Cumberland sausage. UK +1119 Shutting up so I can watch the match. UK +1120 Faffing about. UK +1121 Blood, toil, tears, and sweat. UK +1122 Dirty nappies. UK +1123 Catapult. UK +1124 Your mum. UK +1125 Dogging. UK +1126 Concealing an erection. UK +1127 Polish people. UK +1128 Waking up in Idris Elba's arms. UK +1129 A bleached arsehole. UK +1130 Braiding three penises into a Curly Wurly. UK +1131 Kissing nan on the forehead and turning off her life support. UK +1132 However much weed £20 can buy. UK +1133 A Chelsea smile. UK +1134 The EDL. UK +1135 Being marginalised. UK +1136 Ecstasy. UK +1137 England. UK +1138 The Black Death. UK +1139 Jehovah's Witnesses. UK +1140 Egging an MP. UK +1141 The Scouts. UK +1142 The end of days. UK +1143 The North. UK +1144 Maureen of Blackpool, Reader's Wife of the Year 1988. UK +1145 Spaniards. UK +1146 Forced sterilisation. UK +1147 Some bloody peace and quiet. UK +1148 A brain tumour. UK +1149 Pikies. UK +1150 An entrenched class system. UK +1151 Just touching David Beckham's hair. UK +1152 Used knickers. UK +1153 A hen night in Slough. UK +1154 Waking up half-naked in a Little Chef car park. UK +1155 Paedophiles. UK +1156 Haggis. UK +1157 Anything that comes out of Prince Philip's mouth. UK +1158 The bloody Welsh. UK +1159 Mad cow disease. UK +1160 The sudden appearance of the Go Compare man. UK +1161 The smell of Primark. UK +1162 Theresa May. UK +1163 My mate Dave. UK +1164 Cottaging. UK +1165 Not wearing trousers. UK +1166 A nice cup of tea. UK +1167 Jimmy Savile. UK +1168 Drinking out of the toilet and eating rubbish. UK +1169 A posh wank. UK +1170 A foul mouth. UK +1171 Trench foot. UK +1172 An AK-47 assault rifle. UK +1173 A foetus. UK +1174 Cheeky bum sex. UK +1175 The Strictly Come Dancing season finale. UK +1176 Bogies. UK +1177 The Daily Mail. UK +1178 A fanny fart. UK +1179 Tories. UK +1180 Perfunctory foreplay. UK +1181 Slapping Nigel Farage over and over. UK +1182 Madeleine McCann. UK +1183 400 years of colonial atrocities. UK +1184 Queuing. UK +1185 Passive-aggressive Post-it notes. UK +1186 LYNX® Body Spray. UK +1187 9 oz. of sweet Mexican black-tar heroin. UK +1188 Crumbs all over the bloody carpet. UK +1189 Chivalry. UK +1190 Amputees. UK +1191 A bit of slap and tickle. UK +1192 Seeing Granny naked. UK +1193 Sniffing glue. UK +1194 The petty troubles of the landed gentry. UK +1195 Lads. UK +1196 The French. UK +1197 Ed Balls. UK +1198 A vindaloo poo. UK +1199 Scousers. UK +1200 Getting naked and watching CBeebies. UK +1201 Rubbing Boris Johnson's belly until he falls asleep. UK +1202 A sober Irishman who doesn't care for potatoes. UK +1203 Daddies® Brown Sauce. UK +1204 Brexit. UK +1205 Knife crime. UK +1206 Getting married, having a few kids, buying some stuff, retiring to the south of France, and dying. UK +1207 Africa children. UK +1208 Somali pirates. UK +1209 Hooning. AU +1210 Waking up half-naked in a Macca's car park. AU +1211 Half a kilo of pure China White heroin. AU +1212 100% Pure New Zealand. AU +1213 Pauline Hanson. AU +1214 Skippy the Bush Kangaroo. AU +1215 A slab of VB and a pack of durries. AU +1216 Winking at old people. AU +1217 Getting married, having a few kids, buying some stuff, retiring to Queensland, and dying. AU +1218 Fiery poos. AU +1219 Having a Golden Gaytime. AU +1220 Total control of the media. AU +1221 All four prongs of an echidna's penis. AU +1222 The White Australia Policy. AU +1223 Making up for centuries of oppression with one day of apologising. AU +1224 Glassing a wanker. AU +1225 Dropping a baby down the dunny. AU +1226 A sick burnout. AU +1227 Rupert Murdoch. AU +1228 Women in yoghurt commercials. AU +1229 Tony Abbott in budgie smugglers. AU +1230 Contagious face cancer. AU +1231 Mr. Squiggle, the Man from the Moon. AU +1232 Taking a sheep-wife. AU +1233 Crazy hot cousin sex. AU +1234 Getting so angry that you pop a stiffy. AU +1235 Nothing but sand. AU +1236 A cute, fuzzy koala with chlamydia. AU +1237 Profound respect and appreciation for indigenous culture. AU +1238 John Howard's eyebrows. AU +1239 Selling ice to children. AU +1240 A sick wombat. AU +1241 A Halal Snack Pack. AU +1242 Braiding three penises into a licorice twist. AU +1243 The cool, refreshing taste of Coca-Cola.® AU +1244 Getting naked and watching Play School. AU +1245 Women's undies. AU +1246 Nippers. AU +1247 Summoning Harold Holt from the sea in a time of great need. AU +1248 A didgeridildo. AU +1249 A five-litre goon bag. AU +1250 Vegemite.™ AU +1251 Good-natured, fun-loving Aussie racism. AU +1252 A fair go. AU +1253 Cashed-up bogans. AU +1254 Inserting a jam jar into my anus. AU +1255 Doin' it up the bum. AU +1256 A stingray barb through the chest. AU +1257 Pingers. AU +1258 The bush. AU +1259 Sorry, this content cannot be viewed in your region. AU +1260 A shark! AU +1261 Americanization. AU +1262 Having a shag in the back of a ute. AU +1263 Australia. AU +1264 Massive, widespread drought. AU +1265 Millions of cane toads. AU +1266 Alcohol poisoning. AU +1267 Xenophobia. AU +1268 Ice. AU +1269 A decent fucking Internet connection. AU +1270 What's left of the Great Barrier Reef. AU +1271 The Hemsworth brothers. AU +1272 A literal tornado of fire. AU +1273 The Great Emu War. AU +1274 Chundering into a kangaroo's pouch. AU +1275 The big fucking hole in the ozone layer. AU +1276 My cheating prick of a husband. AU +1277 Denying climate change. AU +1278 Whiskas® Catmilk. AU +1279 Steve Irwin. AU +1280 Chunks of dead backpacker. AU +1281 The inevitable heath death of the universe. AU +1282 A six-point plan to stop the boats. AU +1283 Whoever the Prime Minister is these days. AU +1284 An ass disaster. INTL +1285 Disco fever. INTL +1286 Words. INTL +1287 Spending lots of money. INTL +1288 Mooing. INTL +1289 A cat video so cute that your eyes roll back and your spine slides out of your anus. INTL +1290 Michael Jackson. INTL +1291 Horrifying laser hair removal accidents. INTL +1292 Dying alone and in pain. INTL +1293 Shitting out a screaming face. INTL +1294 Literally eating shit. INTL +1295 A monkey smoking a cigar. INTL +1296 Rich people. INTL +1297 An evil man in evil clothes. INTL +1298 A low standard of living. INTL +1299 Wearing an octopus for a hat. INTL +1300 Whining like a little bitch. INTL +1301 Not having sex, INTL +1302 A fat bald man from the Internet. INTL +1303 Basic human decency. INTL +1304 How awesome it is to be white. INTL +1305 Nothing. INTL +1306 Doing it in the butt. INTL +1307 Moral ambiguity. INTL +1308 Dining with cardboard cutouts of the cast of Friends. INTL +1309 A big black dick. INTL +1310 The arrival of pizza. INTL +1311 An unstoppable wave of fire ants. INTL +1312 Extremely tight jeans. INTL +1313 A web of lies. INTL +1314 Ominous background music. INTL +1315 My machete. INTL +1316 Multiple orgasms. INTL +1317 Daddy's belt. INTL +1318 Eating a hard boiled out of my husband's asshole. INTL +1319 Friendly fire. INTL +1320 The boners of the elderly. INTL +1321 The hiccups. INTL +1322 The crazy, ball-slapping sex your parents are having right now. INTL +1323 Going around punching people. INTL +1324 Letting everyone down. INTL +1325 Nunchuck moves. INTL +1326 The prunes I've been saving for you in my armpits. INTL +1327 A PowerPoint presentation. INTL +1328 The entire Internet. INTL +1329 An AK-47. INTL +1330 Walking in on Dad peeing into Mom's mouth. INTL +1331 Dad's funny balls. INTL +1332 Flying robots that kill people. INTL +1333 Weapons-grade plutonium. INTL +1334 Sexy pillow fights. INTL +1335 Being white. INTL +1336 A slightly shittier parallel universe. INTL +1337 Having sex on top of a pizza. INTL +1338 Power. INTL +1339 Scrotum tickling. INTL +1340 An army of skeletons. INTL +1341 Actually getting shot, for real. INTL +1342 A cop who is also a dog. INTL +1343 A vagina that leads to another dimension. INTL +1344 A man in yoga pants with a ponytail and feather earrings. INTL +1345 Converting to Islam. INTL +1346 Me. INTL +1347 Tom Cruise. INTL +1348 Intimacy problems. INTL +1349 Leveling up. INTL +1350 That ass. INTL +1351 Kim Jong-un. INTL +1352 The Dalai Lama. INTL +1353 Ripping open a man's chest and pulling out his still-beating heart. INTL +1354 A sad fat dragon with no friends. INTL +1355 A surprising amount of hair. INTL +1356 Some really fucked-up shit. INTL +1357 Robert Downey Jr. INTL +1358 Ryan Gosling riding in on a white horse. INTL +1359 Sexual humiliation. INTL +1360 Fisting. INTL +1361 The human body. INTL +1362 A defective condom. INTL +1363 My father, who died when I was seven. INTL +1364 The economy. INTL +1365 Deflowering the princess. INTL +1366 A Chinese tourist who wants something very badly but cannot communicate it. INTL +1367 Graphic violence, adult language, and some sexual content. INTL +1368 Self-flagellation. INTL +1369 Shutting the fuck up. INTL +1370 FIlling my son with spaghetti. INTL +1371 The baby that ruined my pussy. INTL +1372 Buying the right clothes to be cool. INTL +1373 Being black. INTL +1374 All of this blood. INTL +1375 Edible underwear. INTL +1376 An oversized lollipop, INTL +1377 Stockholm Syndrome. INTL +1378 The World of Warcraft. INTL +1379 Grave robbing. INTL +1380 Gandalf. INTL +1381 Sneezing, farting, and cumming at the same time. INTL +1382 Running naked through a mall, pissing and shitting everywhere. INTL +1383 Blood farts. INTL +1384 Panda sex. INTL +1385 A thermonuclear detonation. INTL +1386 Destroying the evidence. INTL +1387 Vomiting mid-blowjob. INTL +1388 A piñata full of scorpions. INTL +1389 Miley Cyrus. INTL +1390 A Japanese toaster you can fuck. INTL +1391 Suicidal thoughts. INTL +1392 Grandpa's ashes. INTL +1393 Reverse cowgirl. INTL +1394 Keanu Reeves. INTL +1395 LIving in a trashcan. INTL +1396 My first kill. INTL +1397 Mom. INTL +1398 Children on leashes. INTL +1399 Double penetration. INTL +1400 Slave. INTL +1401 White power. INTL +1402 Indescribable loneliness. INTL +1403 Tongue. INTL +1404 Tiny nipples. INTL +1405 Being fabulous. INTL +1406 Homeless people. INTL +1407 My cheating-son-of-a-bitch-husband. INTL +1408 Screaming like a maniac. INTL +1409 Heroin. INTL +1410 Existing. INTL +1411 The pirate's life. INTL +1412 One Ring to rule them all. INTL +1413 The flute. INTL +1414 Being a busy adult with many important things to do. INTL +1415 Slapping a racist old lady. INTL +1416 Genetically engineered super-soldiers. INTL +1417 Pumping out a baby every nine months. INTL +1418 A mime having a stroke. INTL +1419 Women voting. INTL +1420 Gladiatorial combat. INTL +1421 Some kind of bird man. INTL +1422 Taking a man's eyes and balls out and putting his eyes where his balls go and then his balls in the eye holes. INTL +1423 Mild autism. INTL +1424 Rising from the grave. INTL +1425 Not contributing to society in any meaningful way. INTL +1426 Cock. INTL +1427 Some douche with an acoustic guitar. INTL +1428 Terrorists. INTL +1429 Overpowering your father. INTL +1430 Being a hideous beast that no one could love. INTL +1431 Samuel L. Jackson. INTL +1432 Making the penises kiss. INTL +1433 Being a dinosaur. INTL +1434 Staring at a painting and going "hmmmmmmm..." INTL +1435 A sweet spaceships. INTL +1436 Lady Gaga. INTL +1437 Tripping balls. INTL +1438 Eating an albino. INTL +1439 Our first chimpanzee Prime Minister. INTL +1440 Sudden Poop Explosion Disease. INTL +1441 The total collapse of the global financial system. INTL +1442 Loki, the trickster god. INTL +1443 Making a friend. INTL +1444 The Gulags. INTL +1445 Hipsters. INTL +1446 Wiping her butt. INTL +1447 All my friends dying. INTL +1448 The land of chocolate. INTL +1449 Jesus. INTL +1450 Another shot of morphine. INTL +1451 Bosnian chicken farmers. INTL +1452 How wet my pussy is. INTL +1453 Having shotguns for legs. INTL +1454 Bullshit. INTL +1455 Blowing my boyfriend so hard so he shits. INTL +1456 Cumming deep inside my best bro. INTL +1457 Being awesome at sex. INTL +1458 Santa Claus. INTL +1459 Having a penis. INTL +1460 Gay aliens. INTL +1461 Jafar. RED +1462 Jumping out at people. RED +1463 The mixing of the races. RED +1464 The Harlem Globetrotters. RED +1465 Scrotal frostbite. RED +1466 Statistically validated stereotypes. RED +1467 Pretty Pretty Princess Dress-Up Board Game.® RED +1468 Making shit up. RED +1469 Mufasa's death scene. RED +1470 Having $57 in the bank. RED +1471 A sales team of clowns and pedophiles. RED +1472 Survivor's guilt. RED +1473 The mere concept of Applebees.® RED +1474 Boris the Soviet Love Hammer. RED +1475 Not having sex. RED +1476 Indescribably loneliness. RED +1477 One thousand Slim Jims. RED +1478 A nuanced critique. RED +1479 A nautical theme. RED +1480 The black Power Ranger. RED +1481 Neil Patrick Harris. RED +1482 Bill Clinton, naked on a bearskin rug with a saxophone. RED +1483 The hose. RED +1484 Finding Waldo. RED +1485 Fuck Mountain. RED +1486 Unlimited soup, salad, and breadsticks. RED +1487 Syphilitic insanity. RED +1488 Oncoming traffic. RED +1489 Suicide bombers. RED +1490 Some kind of bird-man. RED +1491 Ryan Goslin riding in on a white horse. RED +1492 Living in a trash can. RED +1493 Historical revisionism. RED +1494 A passionate Latino lover. RED +1495 Roland the Farter, flatulist to the king. RED +1496 Consent. RED +1497 An unhinged Ferris wheel rolling toward the sea. RED +1498 A plunger to the face. RED +1499 Shaft. RED +1500 Big Bird's crown, crusty asshole. RED +1501 Filling every orifice with butterscotch pudding. RED +1502 A fortuitous turnip harvest. RED +1503 Buying the right pants to be cool. RED +1504 Getting hilariously gang-banged by the Blue Man Group. RED +1505 A phantasmagoria of anal delights. RED +1506 The new Radiohead album. RED +1507 24-hour media coverage. RED +1508 Gargling jizz. RED +1509 A dollop of sour cream. RED +1510 Demonic possession. RED +1511 Chugging a lava lamp. RED +1512 Jeff Goldblum. RED +1513 The day the birds attacked. RED +1514 Subduing a grizzly bear and making her your wife. RED +1515 A sofa that says "I have style, but I like to be comfortable." RED +1516 Dorito breath. RED +1517 The way white people is. RED +1518 Fetal alcohol syndrome. RED +1519 The Quesadilla Explosion Salad™ from Chili's.® RED +1520 Racial profiling. RED +1521 Special musical guest, Cher. RED +1522 A crappy little hand. RED +1523 The systemic destruction of an entire people and their way of life. RED +1524 Clenched butt cheeks. RED +1525 Filing my son with spaghetti. RED +1526 Blowing some dudes in an alley. RED +1527 Words, words, words. RED +1528 Clams. RED +1529 Hot doooooooogs! RED +1530 André the Giant's enormous, leathery scrotum. RED +1531 A greased-up Matthew McConaughey. RED +1532 A pile of squirming bodies. RED +1533 A bloody pacifier. RED +1534 Medieval Times® Dinner & Tournament. RED +1535 Just the tip. RED +1536 One ring to rule them all. RED +1537 The milk that comes out of a person. RED +1538 A sweet spaceship. RED +1539 Big ol' floppy titties. RED +1540 A 55-gallon drum of lube. RED +1541 Sorcery. RED +1542 Getting your dick stuck in a Chinese finger trap with another dick. RED +1543 Weapons grade plutonium. RED +1544 Mad hacky-sack skills. RED +1545 Emotional baggage. RED +1546 Insatiable bloodlust. RED +1547 Hillary Clinton. RED +1548 Catastrophic urethral trauma. RED +1549 Putting an entire peanut butter and jelly sandwich into the VCR. RED +1550 Crying into the pages of Sylvia Plath. RED +1551 A spontaneous conga line. RED +1552 A Japanese tourist who wants something very badly but cannot communicate it. RED +1553 A boo-boo. RED +1554 A black-owned and operated business. RED +1555 The moist, demanding chasm of his mouth. RED +1556 Velcro.™ RED +1557 The shambling corpse of Larry King. RED +1558 Drinking my bro's pee-pee right out of his peen. RED +1559 Quiche. RED +1560 Some really fucked up shit. RED +1561 Warm, velvety muppet sex. RED +1562 The primal, ball-slapping sex your parents are having right now. RED +1563 A bigger, blacker dick. RED +1564 Crabapples all over the fucking sidewalk. RED +1565 Bosnian chick farmers. RED +1566 Sanding off a man's nose. RED +1567 The harsh light of day. RED +1568 Vietnam flashbacks. RED +1569 Savagely beating a mascot. RED +1570 Staring at a painting and going "hmmmmmm..." RED +1571 Nubile slave boys. RED +1572 Drinking ten 5-hour ENERGYs® to get fifty continuous hours of energy. RED +1573 A sweaty, panting leather daddy. RED +1574 My manservant, Claude. RED +1575 Khakis. BLUE +1576 Bathing in moonsblood and dancing around the ancient oak. BLUE +1577 The passage of time. BLUE +1578 A one-way ticket to Gary, Indiana. BLUE +1579 The power of the Dark Side. BLUE +1580 A team of lawyers. BLUE +1581 Getting eaten alive by Guy Fieri. BLUE +1582 Figuring out how to have sex with a dolphin. BLUE +1583 Some sort of Asian. BLUE +1584 Vegetarian options. BLUE +1585 An inability to form meaningful relationships. BLUE +1586 One unforgettable night of passion. BLUE +1587 Important news about Taylor Swift. BLUE +1588 The all-new Nissan Pathfinder with 0.9% APR financing! BLUE +1589 Free ice cream, yo. BLUE +1590 My boyfriend's stupid penis. BLUE +1591 A mouthful of potato salad. BLUE +1592 Our new Buffalo Chicken Dippers®! BLUE +1593 Crying and shitting and eat spaghetti. BLUE +1594 A fart. BLUE +1595 Actual mutants with medical conditions and no superpowers. BLUE +1596 Deez nuts. BLUE +1597 Africa. BLUE +1598 Finally finishing off the Indians. BLUE +1599 Owls, the perfect predator. BLUE +1600 A dance move that's just sex. BLUE +1601 Ass to mouth. BLUE +1602 Bouncing up and down. BLUE +1603 Walking into a glass door. BLUE +1604 Eating together like a god damn family for once. BLUE +1605 No longer finding any Cards Against Humanity card funny. BLUE +1606 Treasures beyond your wildest dreams. BLUE +1607 Ejaculating live bees and the bees are angry. BLUE +1608 Sucking all the milk out of a yak. BLUE +1609 Falling into the toilet. BLUE +1610 The color "puce." BLUE +1611 An oppressed people with a vibrant culture. BLUE +1612 Out-of-this-world bazongas. BLUE +1613 Getting caught by the police and going to jail. BLUE +1614 The sweet song of sword against sword and the braying of mighty war beasts. BLUE +1615 A sex goblin with a carnival penis. BLUE +1616 Genghis Khan's DNA. BLUE +1617 A gender identity that can only be conveyed through slam poetry. BLUE +1618 The ghost of Marlon Brando. BLUE +1619 Immortality cream. BLUE +1620 Butt stuff. BLUE +1621 Getting offended. BLUE +1622 My dad's dumb fucking face. BLUE +1623 A bunch of idiots playing a card game instead of interacting like normal humans. BLUE +1624 Neil Diamond's Greatest Hits. BLUE +1625 Whatever a McRib® is made of. BLUE +1626 Total fucking chaos. BLUE +1627 Whispering all sexy. BLUE +1628 Calculating every mannerism so as not to suggest homosexuality. BLUE +1629 Some shit-hot guitar licks. BLUE +1630 No clothes on, penis in vagina. BLUE +1631 Sports. BLUE +1632 How awesome I am. BLUE +1633 The white half of Barack Obama. BLUE +1634 An overwhelming variety of cheeses. BLUE +1635 Ejaculating inside another man's wife. BLUE +1636 Getting shot by the police. BLUE +1637 Beloved television star Bill Cosby. BLUE +1638 The tiger that killed my father. BLUE +1639 Changing a person's mind with logic and facts. BLUE +1640 Child Protective Services. BLUE +1641 A peyote-fueled vision quest. BLUE +1642 Cute boys. BLUE +1643 A hopeless amount of spiders. BLUE +1644 The swim team, all at once. BLUE +1645 Whatever you wish, mother. BLUE +1646 A possible Muslim. BLUE +1647 All the single ladies. BLUE +1648 Letting out 20 years' worth of farts. BLUE +1649 Being paralyzed from the neck down. BLUE +1650 The eight gay warlocks who dictate the rules of fashion. BLUE +1651 Shapes and colors. BLUE +1652 Seeing my village burned and my family slaughtered before my eyes. BLUE +1653 Filling a man's anus with concrete. BLUE +1654 Peeing into a girl's butt to make a baby. BLUE +1655 Meaningless sex. BLUE +1656 Wearing glasses and sounding smart. BLUE +1657 Setting my balls on fire and cartwheeling to Ohio. BLUE +1658 Child support payments. BLUE +1659 Being John Malkovich. BLUE +1660 Throwing stones at a man until he dies. BLUE +1661 A shiny rock that proves I love you. BLUE +1662 Kale. BLUE +1663 Stuffing a child's face with Fun Dip® until he starts having fun. BLUE +1664 A turd. BLUE +1665 Party Mexicans. BLUE +1666 Too much cocaine. BLUE +1667 Like a million alligators. BLUE +1668 Grammar nazis who are also regular Nazis. BLUE +1669 A face full of horse cum. BLUE +1670 Fresh dill from the patio. BLUE +1671 Boring vaginal sex. BLUE +1672 Crazy opium eyes. BLUE +1673 AIDS monkeys. BLUE +1674 Crippling social anxiety. BLUE +1675 Not believing in giraffes. BLUE +1676 An interracial handshake. BLUE +1677 Irrefutable evidence that God is real. BLUE +1678 A zero-risk way to make $2,000 from home. BLUE +1679 My sex dungeon. BLUE +1680 Being nine years old. BLUE +1681 Daddy. BLUE +1682 Unquestioning obedience. BLUE +1683 A bass drop so huge it tears the starry vault asunder to reveal the face of God. BLUE +1684 Sharks with legs. BLUE +1685 Generally having no idea what's going on. BLUE +1686 Bullets. BLUE +1687 An unforgettable quinceañera. BLUE +1688 Two whales fucking the shit out of each other. BLUE +1689 A whole lotta woman. BLUE +1690 A self-microwaving burrito. BLUE +1691 Snorting coke off a clown's boner. BLUE +1692 A buttload of candy. BLUE +1693 A thrilling chase over the rooftops of Rio de Janeiro. BLUE +1694 Dem titties. BLUE +1695 The amount of gay I am. BLUE +1696 My first period. BLUE +1697 Common-sense gun control legislation. BLUE +1698 Being a terrible mother. BLUE +1699 Being popular and good at sports. BLUE +1700 Never having sex again. BLUE +1701 A giant powdery manbaby. BLUE +1702 A crazy little thing called love. BLUE +1703 Stupid. BLUE +1704 The best taquito in the galaxy. BLUE +1705 Fucking a corpse back to life. BLUE +1706 A pizza guy who fucked up. BLUE +1707 Ennui. BLUE +1708 Injecting speed into one arm and horse tranquilizer into the other. BLUE +1709 Lots and lots of abortions. BLUE +1710 Eggs. BLUE +1711 My worthless son. BLUE +1712 Blowjobs for everyone. BLUE +1825 Critical thinking. GREEN +1713 Shitting all over the floor like a bad, bad girl. BLUE +1714 An uninterrupted history of imperialism and exploitation. BLUE +1715 The unbelievable world of mushrooms. BLUE +1716 A horse with no legs. BLUE +1717 Having been dead for a while. BLUE +1718 Drinking responsibly. BLUE +1719 Breastfeeding a ten-year-old. BLUE +1720 Going to a high school reunion on ketamine. BLUE +1721 Backwards knees. BLUE +1722 Gwyneth Paltrow's opinions. BLUE +1723 The basic suffering that pervades all of existence. BLUE +1724 Cutting off a flamingo's legs with garden shears. BLUE +1725 The secret formula for ultimate female satisfaction. BLUE +1726 Seeing things from Hitler's perspective. BLUE +1727 A constant need for validation. BLUE +1728 Jizz. BLUE +1729 What Jesus would do. BLUE +1730 A Ugandan warlord. BLUE +1731 Slowly easing down onto a cucumber. BLUE +1732 Smoking crack, for instance. BLUE +1733 A kiss on the lips. BLUE +1734 The haunting stare of an Iraqi child. BLUE +1735 A sex comet from Neptune that plunges the Earth into eternal sexiness. BLUE +1736 Giant sperm from outer space. BLUE +1737 The euphoric rush of strangling a drifter. BLUE +1738 Morpheus. BLUE +1739 Mom's new boyfriend. BLUE +1740 Blackface. BLUE +1741 Every ounce of charisma left in Mick Jagger's tired body. BLUE +1742 Sudden penis loss. BLUE +1743 Daddy's credit card. BLUE +1744 Ripping a dog in half. BLUE +1745 Angelheaded hipsters burning for the ancient heavenly connection to the starry dynamo in the machinery of the night. BLUE +1746 Interspecies marriage. BLUE +1747 Cancer. BLUE +1748 The male gaze. BLUE +1749 Being worshipped as the one true God. BLUE +1750 All these decorative pillows. BLUE +1751 Unrelenting genital punishment. BLUE +1752 Exploding pigeons. BLUE +1753 A disappointing salad. BLUE +1754 The dentist. BLUE +1755 Moderate-to-severe joint pain. BLUE +1756 Getting drive-by shot. BLUE +1757 The black half of Barack Obama. BLUE +1758 Western standards of beauty. BLUE +1759 A reason not to commit suicide. BLUE +1760 40 acres and a mule. BLUE +1761 Such a big boy. BLUE +1762 10 Incredible Facts About the Anus. BLUE +1763 A manhole. BLUE +1764 The size of my penis. BLUE +1765 The complex geopolitical quagmire that is the Middle East. BLUE +1766 My dead son's baseball glove. BLUE +1767 Robots who just want to party. BLUE +1768 A whole new kind of porn. BLUE +1769 Ambiguous sarcasm. BLUE +1770 Russian super-tuberculosis. BLUE +1771 Prince Ali, fabulous he, Ali Ababwa. BLUE +1772 Doing the right stuff to her nipples. BLUE +1773 Ancient Athenian boy-fucking. BLUE +1774 The eighth graders. BLUE +1775 September 11th, 2001. BLUE +1776 The safe word. BLUE +1777 Doo-doo. BLUE +1778 Blackula. BLUE +1779 Anal fissures like you wouldn't believe. BLUE +1780 Texas. BLUE +1781 Going down on a woman, discovering that her vaginas is filled with eyeballs, and being totally into that. BLUE +1782 P.F. Chang himself. BLUE +1783 Almost giving money to a homeless person. BLUE +1784 Depression. BLUE +1785 Growing up chained to a radiator in perpetual darkness. BLUE +1786 Three consecutive seconds of happiness. BLUE +1787 Going inside at some point because of the mosquitoes. BLUE +1788 Pussy. BLUE +1789 Unsheathing my massive horse cock. BLUE +1790 A woman. BLUE +1791 Turning the rivers red with the blood of infidels. BLUE +1792 A woman who is so cool that he rides on a motorcycle. BLUE +1793 The peaceful and nonthreatening rise of China. BLUE +1794 A chimpanzee in sunglasses fucking your wife. BLUE +1795 Finding a nice elevator to poop in. GREEN +1796 An incurable homosexual. GREEN +1797 The body of a 46-year-old man. GREEN +1798 Mixing M&Ms and Skittles like some kind of psychopath. GREEN +1799 Grunting for ten minutes and then peeing sand. GREEN +1800 Gay thoughts. GREEN +1801 When the big truck goes "Toot! Toot!" GREEN +1802 Water. GREEN +1803 Becoming the President of the United States. GREEN +1804 Hot lettuce. GREEN +1805 Rock-hard tits and a huge vagina. GREEN +1806 Meatloaf, the man. GREEN +1807 Smashing my balls at the moment of climax. GREEN +1808 A creature made of penises that must constantly arouse itself to survive. GREEN +1809 My brother's hot friends. GREEN +1810 You. GREEN +1811 Getting high with mom. GREEN +1812 Twisting my cock and balls into a balloon poodle. GREEN +1813 Loud, scary thunder. GREEN +1814 Whomsoever let the dogs out. GREEN +1815 Having a vagina. GREEN +1816 A man with the head of a goat and the body of a goat. GREEN +1817 Taking the form of a falcon. GREEN +1818 A hug. GREEN +1819 Putting more black people in jail. GREEN +1820 Trevor, the world's greatest boyfriend. GREEN +1821 Anal. GREEN +1822 Just now finding out about the Armenian Genocide. GREEN +1823 Getting the Dorito crumbs out of my pubes. GREEN +1824 A man in a suit with perfect hair who tells you beautiful lies. GREEN +1826 Quacking like a duck in lieu of a cogent argument. GREEN +1827 A long business meeting with no obvious purpose. GREEN +1828 Facilitating dialogue and deconstructing binaries. GREEN +1829 Getting killed and dragged up a tree by a leopard. GREEN +1830 Brunch. GREEN +1831 Child labor. GREEN +1832 Esmeralda, my most beautiful daughter. GREEN +1833 The feeling of going to McDonald's as a 6-year-old. GREEN +1834 Eating people. GREEN +1835 Art. GREEN +1836 Having sex with your mom. GREEN +1837 The hottest MILF in Dallas. GREEN +1838 Getting trapped in a conversation about Ayn Rand. GREEN +1839 Happy daddies with happy sandals. GREEN +1840 A dolphin that learns to talk and becomes the Dead of Harvard Law School. GREEN +1841 The graceful path of an autumn leaf as it falls to its earthen cradle. GREEN +1842 Meatloaf, the food. GREEN +1843 10,000 shrieking teenage girls. GREEN +1844 Chris Hemsworth. GREEN +1845 Straight blazin' 24/7. GREEN +1846 Objectifying women. GREEN +1847 The mysterious fog rolling into town. GREEN +1848 Math. GREEN +1849 Restoring Germany to its former glory. GREEN +1850 Exploring each other's buttholes. GREEN +1851 An old dog full of tumors. GREEN +1852 Antidepressants. GREEN +1853 Having an awesome time drinking and driving. GREEN +1854 Jazz. GREEN +1855 Dumpster juice. GREEN +1856 Raising three kids on minimum wage. GREEN +1857 Going to bed at a reasonable hour. GREEN +1858 10 football players with erections barreling towards you at full speed. GREEN +1859 Working so hard to have muscles and then having them. GREEN +1860 Turning 32. GREEN +1861 Albert Einstein but if he had a huge muscles and a rhinoceros cock. GREEN +1862 Assassinating the president. GREEN +1863 A woman's right to choose. GREEN +1864 Eternal screaming madness. GREEN +1865 Late-stage dementia. GREEN +1866 Consensual, nonreproductive incest. GREEN +1867 Swearing praise upon the Sultan's hideous daughters. GREEN +1868 A cheerfulness that belies a deep-seated self-loathing. GREEN +1869 An arrangement wherein I give a person money they have sex with me. GREEN +1870 A genetic predisposition for alcoholism. GREEN +1871 The wind. GREEN +1872 Getting pegged. GREEN +1873 Period poops. GREEN +1874 The chicken from Popeyes. ® GREEN +1875 A massive collection of child pornography. GREEN +1876 A big, beautiful mouth packed to the brim with sparkling teeth. GREEN +1877 Pooping in the potty. GREEN +1878 Getting eaten out by a dog. GREEN +1879 Munchin' puss. GREEN +1880 It being too late to stop having sex with a horse. GREEN +1881 One of those "blow jobs" I've been hearing so much about. GREEN +1882 The lived experience of African Americans. GREEN +1883 Prematurely ejaculating like a total loser. GREEN +1884 Big, smart money boys tap-tapping on their keyboards. GREEN +1885 Homework. GREEN +1886 A finger up the butt. GREEN +1887 Tiny, rancid girl farts. GREEN +1888 The sweet, forbidden meat of the money. GREEN +1889 Farting all over my face with your tight little asshole. GREEN +1890 Doing a somersault and barfing. GREEN +1891 The government. GREEN +1892 How good lead paint taste. GREEN +1893 Every man's ultimate fantasy: a perfectly cylindrical vagina. GREEN +1894 Rubbing my bush all over your bald head. GREEN +1895 Feeling the emotion of anger. GREEN +1896 Gregor, my largest son. GREEN +1897 A strong horse and enough rations for thirty days. GREEN +1898 Getting aborted. GREEN +1899 Systems and policies designed to preserve centuries-old power structures. GREEN +1900 Overthrowing the democratically-elected government of Chile. GREEN +1901 A weird guy who says weird stuff and weirds me out. GREEN +1902 How strange it is to be anything at all. GREEN +1903 Twenty cheerleaders laughing at your tiny penis. GREEN +1904 Everything. GREEN +1905 The flaming wreckage of the International Space Station. GREEN +1906 A duffel bag full of lizards. GREEN +1907 Beyoncé. GREEN +1908 The fear and hatred in men's hearts. GREEN +1909 One of them big-city Jew lawyers. GREEN +1910 An empowered woman. GREEN +1911 Tables. GREEN +1912 The amount of baby carrots I can fit up my ass. GREEN +1913 Farting a huge shit out of my pussy. GREEN +1914 Being sexually attracted to children. GREEN +1915 Participating. GREEN +1916 Blossoming into a beautiful young woman. GREEN +1917 Discovering that what I really want in life is to kill people and have sex with their corpses. GREEN +1918 Breastfeeding in public like a radiant earth goddess. GREEN +1919 ISIS. GREEN +1920 All these people I've killed. GREEN +1921 The full force of the American military. GREEN +1922 Eating ass. GREEN +1923 Who really did 9/11. GREEN +1924 Condoleezza Rice. GREEN +1925 Content. GREEN +1926 Creamy slices of real, California avocado. GREEN +1927 How sad it will be when Morgan Freeman dies. GREEN +1928 A black friend. GREEN +1929 Whooping your ass at Mario Kart. GREEN +1930 Sudden and unwanted slam poetry. GREEN +1931 A cold and indifferent universe. GREEN +2042 Pure Moods , Vol. 1. 90s +1932 The best, deepest quotes from The Dark Night. GREEN +1933 Salsa Night at Dave's Cantina. GREEN +1934 Dominating a man by peeing on his eldest son. GREEN +1935 Two shitty kids and a garbage husband. GREEN +1936 The Rwandan Genocide. GREEN +1937 The LGBT community. GREEN +1938 Founding a major world religion. GREEN +1939 Rolling so hard. GREEN +1940 My huge penis and substantial fortune. GREEN +1941 Forty-five minutes of finger blasting. GREEN +1942 How great my ass looks in these jeans. GREEN +1943 Pooping in a leotard and hoping no one notices. GREEN +1944 Guns. GREEN +1945 Getting this party started! GREEN +1946 Twenty bucks. GREEN +1947 Getting laid like all the time. GREEN +1948 A big ol' plate of fettuccine alfredo. GREEN +1949 Showing all the boys my pussy. GREEN +1950 Fucking me good and taking me to Red Lobster.® GREEN +1951 A terrified fat child who won't come out of the bushes. GREEN +1952 Doritos and a Fruit Roll-Up. GREEN +1953 Mommy and daddy fighting all the time. GREEN +1954 Holding the proper political beliefs of my time to attract a mate. GREEN +1955 Onions. GREEN +1956 Self-identifying as a DJ. GREEN +1957 Watching you die. GREEN +1958 Some real spicy shrimps. GREEN +1959 A burrito that's just sour cream. GREEN +1960 The bond between a woman and her horse. GREEN +1961 The secret to truly resilient hair. GREEN +1962 Mental illness. GREEN +1963 Gayle from HR. GREEN +1964 Informing you that I am a registered sex offender. GREEN +1965 A negative body image that is totally justified. GREEN +1966 Political correctness. GREEN +1967 The clown that followed me home from the grocery store. GREEN +1968 That bitch, Stacy. GREEN +1969 Ejaculating at the apex of a cartwheel. GREEN +1970 Gazpacho. GREEN +1971 Having sex with a man and then eating his head. GREEN +1972 An older man. GREEN +1973 An X-Man whose power is that he has sex with dogs and children. GREEN +1974 Out-of-control teenage blowjob parties. GREEN +1975 Tender chunks of all-white-meat chicken. GREEN +1976 Crushing the patriarchy. GREEN +1977 The full blown marginalization of ugly people. GREEN +1978 Aborting the shit out of a fetus. GREEN +1979 Film roles for actresses over 40. GREEN +1980 Plowing that ass like a New England corn farmer. GREEN +1981 Huge big balls full of jizz. GREEN +1982 Some of that good dick. GREEN +1983 Being turned into sausages. GREEN +1984 Hating Jews. GREEN +1985 Crazy anal orgasms. GREEN +1986 Regurgitating a half-digested sparrow. GREEN +1987 The ol' penis-in-the-popcorn surprise. GREEN +1988 A tiny fireman who puts out tiny fires. GREEN +1989 Dis bitch. GREEN +1990 Trees. GREEN +1991 Three hours of nonstop penetration. GREEN +1992 Slamming a dunk. GREEN +1993 Starting a shitty podcast. GREEN +1994 Gary. GREEN +1995 Feminism. GREEN +1996 Our baby. GREEN +1997 Falling into a pit of waffles. GREEN +1998 A woman's perspective. GREEN +1999 Chipotle. GREEN +2000 Scissoring, if that's a thing. GREEN +2001 Watching a hot person eat. GREEN +2002 Defeating a gorilla in single combat. GREEN +2003 Bad emotions I don't want. GREEN +2004 A creepy child singing a nursery rhyme. GREEN +2005 Comprehensive immigration reform. GREEN +2006 Denying the Holocaust. GREEN +2007 Two beautiful pig sisters. GREEN +2008 Catching a live salmon in your mouth. GREEN +2009 Daddy going away forever. GREEN +2010 A medium horchata. GREEN +2011 Libertarians. GREEN +2012 Picking up a glass of water and taking a sip and being the president. GREEN +2013 Waking up inside of a tornado. GREEN +2014 Making out and stuff. GREEN +2015 A slowly encroaching circle of wolves. GREEN +2016 Opening your mouth to talk and a big penis fops out. GREEN +2017 Eating too many Cinnabons and then vomiting and then eating the vomit. GREEN +2018 Seizing control of the means of production. GREEN +2019 Misogyny. GREEN +2020 Thinking about what eating even is. GREEN +2021 Dropping dead in a Sbarro's bathroom and not being found for 72 hours. GREEN +2022 Sucking each other's penises for hours on end. GREEN +2023 Awesome pictures of planets and stuff. GREEN +2024 Microaggressions. GREEN +2025 Pretending to be one of the guys but actually being the spider god. GREEN +2026 Fucking my therapist. GREEN +2027 Having sex with a beautiful person. GREEN +2028 Moon people. GREEN +2029 Jason, the teen mayor. GREEN +2030 Quinoa. GREEN +2031 China. GREEN +2032 Menopause. GREEN +2033 My dog dying. GREEN +2034 A gun that shoots cobras. GREEN +2035 Reaching an age where barbecue chips are better than sex. GREEN +2036 Going around pulling people's tampons out. GREEN +2037 Playing my asshole like a trumpet. GREEN +2038 Getting blasted in the face by a t-shirt cannon. GREEN +2039 Getting naked too soon. GREEN +2040 Pamela Anderson's boobs running in slow motion. 90s +2041 A bus that will explode if it goes under 50 miles per hour. 90s +2043 Jerking off to a 10-second RealMedia clip. 90s +2044 Pizza in the morning, pizza in the evening, pizza at supper time. 90s +2045 Stabbing the shit out of a Capri Sun. 90s +2046 Angels interfering in an otherwise fair baseball game. 90s +2047 Sucking the President's dick. 90s +2048 Sunny D! Alright! 90s +2049 The Great Cornholio. 90s +2050 Painting with all the colors of the wind. 90s +2051 Cool 90s up-in-the-front hair. 90s +2052 The Y2K bug. 90s +2053 A mulatto, an albino, a mosquito, and my libido. 90s +2054 Liking big butts and not being able to lie about it. 90s +2055 Deregulating the mortgage market. 90s +2056 Kurt Cobain's death. 90s +2057 A threesome with 1996 Denise Richards and 1999 Denise Richards. 90s +2058 Freeing Willy. 90s +2059 Several Michael Keatons. 90s +2060 Patti Mayonnaise. 90s +2061 Wearing Nicolas Cage's face. 90s +2062 Log.™ 90s +2063 Santa's heavy sack. ❄2012 +2064 Donald Trump holding his nose while he eats pussy. V4HIL +2065 Black lives mattering. V4HIL +2066 Kicking the middle class in the balls with a regressive tax code. V4HIL +2067 Slapping Ted Cruz over and over. V4HIL +2068 Eating the president's pussy. V4HIL +2069 Keeping the government out of my vagina. V4HIL +2070 The fact that Hillary Clinton is a woman. V4HIL +2071 Increasing economic inequality and political polarization. V4HIL +2072 The Bernie Sanders revolution. V4HIL +2073 A beautiful, ever-expanding circle of inclusivity that will never include Republicans. V4HIL +2074 Letting Bernie Sanders rest his world-weary head on your lap. V4HIL +2075 The systemic disenfranchisement of black voters. V4HIL +2076 Eating an entire snowman. ❄2013 +2077 A Christmas stocking full of coleslaw. ❄2013 +2078 Elf cum. ❄2013 +2079 Giving money and personal information to strangers on the Internet. ❄2013 +2080 The royal afterbirth. ❄2013 +2081 A magical tablet containing a world of unlimited pornography. ❄2013 +2082 A toxic family environment. ❄2013 +2083 Breeding elves for their priceless semen. ❄2013 +2084 Clearing a bloody path through Walmart with a scimitar. ❄2013 +2085 Slicing a ham in icy silence. ❄2013 +2086 A simultaneous nightmare and wet dream starring Sigourney Weaver. ❄2013 +2087 A visually arresting turtleneck. ❄2013 +2088 The shittier, Jewish version of Christmas. ❄2013 +2089 Gift-wrapping a live hamster. ❄2013 +2090 Moses gargling Jesus's balls while Shiva and the Buddha penetrate his divine hand holes. ❄2013 +2091 Socks. ❄2013 +2092 These low, low prices! ❄2013 +2093 Finding out that Santa isn't real. ❄2013 +2094 The tiny, calloused hands of the Chinese children that made this card. ❄2013 +2095 The Star Wars Holiday Special. ❄2013 +2096 Rudolph's bright red balls. ❄2013 +2097 Jizzing into Santa's beard. ❄2013 +2098 Being blind and deaf and having no limbs. ❄2013 +2099 My hot cousin. ❄2013 +2100 Mall Santa. ❄2013 +2101 The Hawaiian goddess Kapo and her flying detachable vagina. ❄2013 +2102 Taking down Santa with a surface-to-air missile. ❄2013 +2103 Pretending to be happy. ❄2013 +2104 Fucking up "Silent Night" in front of 300 parents. ❄2013 +2105 Krampus, the Austrian Christmas monster. ❄2013 +2106 Several intertwining love stories featuring Hugh Grant. ❄2013 +2107 Space Jam on VHS. ❄2013 +2108 Swapping bodies with mom for a day. ❄2013 +2109 Another shitty year. ❄2013 +2110 Immaculate conception. ❄2013 +2111 People with cake in their mouths talking about how good cake is. ❄2013 +2112 Piece of shit Christmas cards with no money in them. ❄2013 +2113 Congress's flaccid penises withering away beneath their suit pants. ❄2013 +2114 Having a strong opinion about Obamacare. ❄2013 +2115 Whatever Kwanzaa is supposed to be about. ❄2013 +2116 A Hungry-Man™ Frozen Christmas Dinner for One. ❄2013 +2117 Making up for 10 years of shitty parenting with a PlayStation. ❄2013 +2118 The Grinch's musty, cum-stained pelt. ❄2013 +2119 Actually voting for Donald Trump to be President of the actual United States. V4 45 +2120 Growing up and becoming a Republican. V4 45 +2121 A liberal bias. V4 45 +2122 Full-on socialism. V4 45 +2123 Hating Hillary Clinton. V4 45 +2124 Jeb! V4 45 +2125 Conservative talking points. V4 45 +2126 Courageously going ahead with that racist comment. V4 45 +2127 The good, hardworking people of Dubuque, Iowa. V4 45 +2128 Dispelling with this fiction that Barack Obama doesn't know what he's doing. V4 45 +2129 Shouting the loudest. V4 45 +2130 Sound fiscal policy. V4 45 +2131 Boxing up my feelings. BOX +2133 An alternate universe in which boxes store things inside of people. BOX +2134 Being a motherfucking box. BOX +2135 The Boxcar Children. BOX +2136 A box that is conscious and wishes it weren't a box. BOX +2137 A box within a box. BOX +2138 A man-shaped box. BOX +2139 A world without boxes. BOX +2140 A box of biscuits, a box of mixed biscuits, and a biscuit mixer. BOX +2141 Former President George W. Box. BOX +2142 A box without hinges, key, or lid, yet golden treasure inside is hid. BOX +2143 A box-shaped man. BOX +2144 The J15 Patriot Assault Box. BOX +2343 Temporary invincibility. 13PAX +2145 A falcon with a box on its head. BOX +2146 Two midgets shitting into a box. BOX +2147 An outbreak of smallbox. BOX +2148 Something that looks like a box but turns out to be a crate. BOX +2149 Pandora's vagina. BOX +2150 A boxing match with a giant box. BOX +2151 A box. BOX +2152 Eight beautiful men jerking each other off in front of a fountain. HIDDN +2154 Ruth Bader Ginsberg brutally gaveling your penis. HIDDN +2155 A blind, quadriplegic AIDS survivor with face cancer and diarrhea. HIDDN +2156 Free ice cream forever, or getting fingered by Chris Hemsworth for five minutes. HIDDN +2157 Digging up Heath Ledger's corpse to reenact the prom scene from Ten Things I Hate About You. HIDDN +2158 Throwing your hands in the air and waving them despite caring deeply. HIDDN +2159 Chugging a gallon of milk and then vomiting a gallon of milk. HIDDN +2160 How wonderful it is when my master throws the ball and I go and get it for him. HIDDN +2161 Giving ISIS whatever they want so they leave us alone. HIDDN +2162 Throwing a baby dolphin back into the ocean with a perfect spiral. HIDDN +2163 Sitting in a jar of vinegar all night because I am pickle. HIDDN +2164 Hickory-fucked pork ribs smothered in hot garbage. HIDDN +2165 A homoerotic subplot. HCARD +2166 The sensitive European photographer who's fucking my wife. HCARD +2167 An origami swan that's some kind of symbol? HCARD +2168 Carbon monoxide poisoning. HCARD +2169 A childless marriage. HCARD +2170 Ribs so good they transcend race and class. HCARD +2171 25 shitty jokes about House of Cards. HCARD +2172 Making it look like a suicide. HCARD +2173 Forcing a handjob on a dying man. HCARD +2174 Getting eaten out while on the phone with Dad. HCARD +2175 My constituents. HCARD +2176 Strangling a dog to make a point to the audience. HCARD +2177 Discharging a firearm in a residential area. HCARD +2178 Performative wokeness. COLEG +2179 The sound of my roommate masturbating. COLEG +2180 Rocking a 1.5 GPA. COLEG +2181 Pretending to have done the reading. COLEG +2182 Throw up. COLEG +2183 Uggs, leggings, and a North Face. COLEG +2184 Valuable leadership experience. COLEG +2185 Whichever one of you took a shit in the shower. COLEG +2186 Fucking the beat boxer from the a cappella group. COLEG +2187 Five morons signing a lease together. COLEG +2188 Googling how to eat pussy. COLEG +2189 Sucking a flaccid penis for 20 minutes. COLEG +2190 My high school boyfriend. COLEG +2191 A bachelor's degree in communications. COLEG +2192 Calling mom because it's just really hard and I miss her and I don't know anyone here. COLEG +2193 Wandering the streets in search of a party. COLEG +2194 Underage drinking. COLEG +2195 Young Republicans. COLEG +2196 A Yale man. COLEG +2197 An emergency all-floor meeting of inclusion. COLEG +2198 Going to college and becoming a new person, who has sex. COLEG +2199 How many Asians there are. COLEG +2200 A girl who is so interesting that she has blue hair. COLEG +2201 Falling in love with poetry. COLEG +2202 Being replaced by a robot. ❄2014 +2203 The events depicted in James Cameron's Avatar. ❄2014 +2204 Blockbuster late fees up the wazoo. ❄2014 +2205 All the poop inside of my body. ❄2014 +2206 A protracted siege. ❄2014 +2207 The diminishing purity of the white race. ❄2014 +2208 Trying to feel something, anything. ❄2014 +2209 A cloud of ash that darkens the Earth for a thousand years. ❄2014 +2210 A vague fear of something called ISIS. ❄2014 +2211 200 years of slavery. ❄2014 +2212 The transience of all things. ❄2014 +2213 Ebola. ❄2014 +2214 Small-town cops with M4 assault rifles. ❄2014 +2215 Rising sea levels consistent with scientific predictions. ❄2014 +2216 What remains of my penis. ❄2014 +2217 Harnessing the miraculous power of the atom to slaughter 200,000 Japanese people. ❄2014 +2218 This groovy new thing called LSD. ❄2014 +2219 Building a ladder of hot dogs to the moon. ❄2014 +2220 Rock music and premarital sex. ❄2014 +2221 The Great Lizard Uprising of 2352. ❄2014 +2222 The dying breath of the last human. ❄2014 +2223 Reading an entire book. ❄2014 +2224 The 9,000 children who starved to death today. ❄2014 +2225 The Bowflex Revolution. ❄2014 +2226 Falling in actual love with a video game character. MSFX +2227 My complicated backstory that you will soon learn about. MSFX +2228 The Genophage. MSFX +2229 Totally fuckable aliens. MSFX +2230 Running a few errands before saving the galaxy. MSFX +2231 Bone-shattering sex with a metal woman. MSFX +2232 Space racism. MSFX +2233 An emergency induction port. MSFX +2234 An armored Krogan war-clitoris. MSFX +2235 An extremely long elevator ride. MSFX +2236 Forgetting to convert pound-seconds into newton-seconds. NASA +2237 Uranus. NASA +2238 A zero-g cumshot. NASA +2239 Seven minutes of terror. NASA +2240 A slow, shitty car that drives around Mars for no reason. NASA +2241 Discovering some bullshit microscopic life instead of anything cool. NASA +2242 Achieving escape velocity. NASA +2243 Dreaming of going to space, but being hopelessly fat. NASA +2244 Dinosaurs who wear armor and you ride them and they kick ass. FNTSY +2344 Full HD. 13PAX +2245 Accidentally conjuring a legless horse that can't stop ejaculating. FNTSY +2246 Shitting in a wizard's spell book and jizzing in his hat. FNTSY +2247 A Hitachi Magic Wand. FNTSY +2248 Reading The Hobbit under the covers while mom and dad scream at each other downstairs. FNTSY +2249 How hot Orlando Bloom was in Lord of the Rings. FNTSY +2250 A mysterious, floating orb. FNTSY +2251 Shooting a wizard with a gun. FNTSY +2252 Hodor. FNTSY +2253 Make-believe stories for autistic white men. FNTSY +2254 A magical kingdom with dragons and elves and no black people. FNTSY +2255 The card Neil Gaiman wrote: "Three elves at a time." FNTSY +2256 Gender equality. FNTSY +2257 Going on an epic adventure and learning a valuable lesson about friendship. FNTSY +2258 True love's kiss. FNTSY +2259 Eternal darkness. FNTSY +2260 The all-seeing Eye of Sauron. FNTSY +2261 Bathing naked in a moonlit grove. FNTSY +2262 Handcuffing a wizard to a radiator and dousing him with kerosene. FNTSY +2263 Kneeing a wizard in the balls. FNTSY +2264 A ghoul. FNTSY +2265 A weed elemental who gets everyone high. FNTSY +2266 A gay sorcerer who turns everyone gay. FNTSY +2267 A CGI dragon. FNTSY +2268 Freaky, pan-dimensional sex with a demigod. FNTSY +2269 A dwarf who won't leave you alone until you compare penis sizes. FNTSY +2270 How many drinks Aunt Deborah has had. ❄ +2271 A snowman that contains the soul of my dead father. ❄ +2272 A choir of angels descending from the sky and jizzing all over dad's sweater. ❄ +2273 Probably Grandma's last Christmas, kids. ❄ +2274 A frozen homeless man shattering on your doorstep. ❄ +2275 Snow falling gently on the frozen body of an orphan boy. ❄ +2276 My uncle who voted for Trump. ❄ +2277 How great of a blowjob Jesus could give. ❄ +2278 Starting to see where ISIS is coming from. ❄ +2279 Fucking up Silent Night in front of 300 parents. ❄ +2280 How cool it is that I love Jesus and he loves me back. ❄ +2281 An immediately regrettable $9 hot dog from the Boston Convention Center. PE13A +2282 Paying the iron price. PE13A +2283 Casting Magic Missile at a bully. PE13A +2284 Rotating shapes in mid-air so that they fit into other shapes when they fall. PE13A +2285 Firefly: Season 2. PE13A +2286 Jiggle physics. PE13A +2287 Getting bitch slapped by Dhalsim. PE13A +2288 Running out of stamina. PE13A +2289 Sharpening a foam broadsword on a foam whetstone. PE13B +2290 The depression that ensues after catching 'em all. PE13B +2291 Loading from a previous save. PE13B +2292 The rocket launcher. PE13B +2293 Getting inside the Horadric Cube with a hot babe and pressing the transmute button. PE13B +2294 Spending the year's insulin budget on Warhammer 40k figurines. PE13B +2295 Punching a tree to gather wood. PE13B +2296 Violating the First Law of Robotics. PE13B +2297 Charging up all the way. PE13C +2298 Vespene gas. PE13C +2299 Wil Wheaton crashing an actual spaceship. PE13C +2300 The Klobb. PE13C +2301 Achieving 500 actions per minute. PE13C +2302 Smashing all the pottery in a Pottery Barn in search of rupees. PE13C +2303 Forgetting to eat, and consequently dying. PE13C +2304 Judging elves by the color of their skin and not by the content of their character. PE13C +2305 Kevin Bacon Bits. FOOD +2306 Being emotionally and physically dominated by Gordon Ramsay. FOOD +2307 A belly full of hard-boiled eggs. FOOD +2308 Kale farts. FOOD +2309 Clamping down on a gazelle's jugular and tasting its warm life waters. FOOD +2310 A table for one at The Cheesecake Factory. FOOD +2311 The hot dog I put in my vagina ten days ago. FOOD +2312 The Dial-A-Slice Apple Divider from Williams-Sonoma. FOOD +2313 Oreos for dinner. FOOD +2314 A joyless vegan patty. FOOD +2315 Soup that's better than pussy. FOOD +2316 The Hellman's Mayonnaise Corporation. FOOD +2317 Going vegetarian and feeling so great all the time. FOOD +2318 Not knowing what to believe anymore about butter. FOOD +2319 A sobering quantity of chili cheese fries. FOOD +2320 Licking the cake batter off of grandma's fingers. FOOD +2321 Real cheese flavor. FOOD +2322 Swishing the wine around and sniffing it like a big fancy man. FOOD +2323 Sucking down thousands of pounds of krill every day. FOOD +2324 The inaudible screams of carrots. FOOD +2325 Committing suicide at the Old Country Buffet. FOOD +2326 What to do with all of this chocolate on my penis. FOOD +2327 Father's forbidden chocolates. FOOD +2328 Jizz Twinkies. FOOD +2329 Tapping Serra Angel. 13PAX +2330 The gravity gun. 13PAX +2331 Never watching, discussing, or thinking about My Little Pony. 13PAX +2332 Reading the comments. 13PAX +2333 The Sarlacc. 13PAX +2334 Unlocking a new sex position. 13PAX +2335 Being an attractive elf trapped in an unattractive human's body. 13PAX +2336 Bowser's aching heart. 13PAX +2337 Charles Barkley Shut Up and Jam! 13PAX +2338 70,000 games sweating and farting inside an airtight steel dome. 13PAX +2339 The collective wail of every Magic player suddenly realizing that they've spent hundreds of dollars on pieces of cardboard. 13PAX +2340 Legendary Creature -- Robert Khoo. 13PAX +2341 Allowing nacho cheese to curdle in your beard while you creep in League of Legends. 13PAX +2342 Winning the approval of Cooking Mama that you never got from actual mama. 13PAX +2345 The boner hatch in the Iron Man suit. 13PAX +2346 Buying virtual clothes for a Sim family instead of real clothes for a real family. 13PAX +2347 An angry stone head that stomps on the floor every three seconds. 13PAX +2348 Offering sexual favors for an ore and a sheep. 13PAX +2349 Turn-of-the-century-sky racists. 13PAX +2350 Getting into a situation with an owlbear. 13PAX +2351 Grand Theft Auto: Fort Lauderdale. 13PAX +2352 Achieving the manual dexterity and tactical brilliance of a 12-year-old Korean boy. 13PAX +2353 The decade of legal inquests following a single hour of Grand Theft Auto. 13PAX +2354 SNES cartridge cleaning fluid. 13PAX +2355 Eating a pizza that's lying in the street to gain health. 13PAX +2356 Mario Kart rage. 13PAX +2357 A homemade, cum-stained Star Trek uniform. 13PAX +2358 Google Glass + e-cigarette: Ultimate Combo! 13PAX +2359 Yoshi's huge egg-laying cloaca. 13PAX +2360 A fully-dressed female videogame character. 13PAX +2361 Nude-modding Super Mario World. 13PAX +2362 A madman who lives in a policebox and kidnaps women. 13PAX +2363 Filling every pouch of a UtiliKilt™ with pizza. 13PAX +2364 The Cock Ring of Alacrity. 13PAX +2365 Rolling a D20 to save a failing marriage. 13PAX +2366 Getting bitten by a radioactive spider and then battling leukemia for 30 years. GEEK +2367 Separate drinking fountains for dark elves. GEEK +2368 Stuffing my balls into a Sega Genesis and pressing the power button. GEEK +2369 Ser Jorah Mormont's cerulean-blue balls. GEEK +2370 A grumpy old Harrison Ford who'd rather be doing anything else. GEEK +2371 Taking 2d6 emotional damage. GEEK +2372 KHAAAAAAAAAN! GEEK +2373 Endless ninjas. GEEK +2374 Demons and shit. 14PAX +2376 Collecting all seven power crystals. 14PAX +2377 Xena, Warrior Princess. 14PAX +2378 The old gods. 14PAX +2379 The Star Wars Universe. 14PAX +2380 The imagination of Peter Jackson. 14PAX +2381 Lagging out. 14PAX +2382 All of the good times and premium gaming entertainment available to you in the Kickstarter room. 14PAX +2383 Attacking from Kamchatka. 14PAX +2384 The pure, Zen-like state that exists between micro and macro. 14PAX +2385 Mistakenly hitting on a League of Legends statue. 14PAX +2386 A giant mechanical bird with a tragic backstory. 14PAX +2387 Whatever Final Fantasy bullshit happened this year. 14PAX +2388 Futuristic death sports. 14PAX +2389 Resurrecting an army of six million Jews and conquering Germany. JEW +2390 The part of Anne Frank's diary where she talks about her vagina. JEW +2391 Sacrificing Isaac to the Lord. JEW +2392 The ethical implications of enjoying a Woody Allen film in light of the allegations against him. JEW +2393 Chopping off a bit of the penis. JEW +2394 Some kind of concentrated encampment for people. JEW +2395 Pork products. JEW +2396 Wandering the desert for 40 years. JEW +2397 What it means to be a Jewish woman in contemporary society. JEW +2398 Suddenly remembering that the Holocaust happened. JEW +2399 Thy neighbor's wife. JEW +2400 Holding up the line at Walgreens by trying to use an expired coupon. JEW +2401 Demolishing that ass like a Palestinian village. JEW +2402 Being chosen by God to win a free iPod Nano. JEW +2403 A little bit of schmutz right there. JEW +2404 Torturing Jews until they say they're not Jews anymore. JEW +2405 A lifetime of internalized guilt. JEW +2406 A three-foot-tall corned beef sandwich. JEW +2407 Usury. JEW +2408 Hiding from the Nazis. JEW +2409 Bags of money. JEW +2410 The blood of Christian babies. JEW +2411 A headache that's definitely cancer. JEW +2412 A big brain full of facts and sadness. JEW +2413 Whoopi Goldberg. JEW +2414 Whipping lower-class white men into a xenophobic frenzy. PST45 +2415 Extra rations for my little girl. PST45 +2416 Roaming through a wasteland of windblown trash and deserted highways. PST45 +2417 Drinking urine to survive. PST45 +2418 A legitimate reason to commit suicide. PST45 +2419 Burying my only son. PST45 +2420 Desperately hurling insults at Donald Trump as he absorbs them into his rapidly expanding body. PST45 +2421 Trying to remember what music was. PST45 +2422 Casual dismissiveness. PST45 +2423 Finding out that democracy might not be such a great idea. PST45 +2424 A father and son fighting each other over the last scrap of bread. PST45 +2425 Mild amusement. PST45 +2426 A back-alley abortion from a Mexican cyborg doctor. PST45 +2427 Rage. PST45 +2428 World Wards 3 through 5. PST45 +2429 President Donald Trump. PST45 +2430 Making Islam illegal. PST45 +2431 Trying to wake up from this nightmare. PST45 +2432 The purging of the disloyal. PST45 +2433 Nuclear winter. PST45 +2434 Bringing millions of dangerous, low-paying manufacturing jobs back to America. PST45 +2435 A gnawing sense of dread. PST45 +2436 Period globs. . +2437 Always® Infinity Extra Heavy Overnight Pads with Wings. . +2438 Wringing out a sopping wet maxi pad in Donald Trump's mouth. . +2439 Playing with my pussy while I watch TV. . +2440 An emotionally draining friendship. . +2441 Post-partum depression. . +2442 Full bush. . +2443 Drinking Beyonce's DivaCup and becoming immortal. . +2444 Feeling lots of feelings. . +2445 Carrying a fetus to term. . +2446 Eating three sleeves of Chips Ahoy! . +2447 Destroying a pair of underwear. . +2448 Masturbating with a Sonicare. . +2449 How bloody that dick's about to be. . +2450 The vagina hole. . +2451 Dancing carefree in white linen pants. . +2452 Pussy lips of all shapes and sizes. . +2453 Using a Smucker's Uncrustable™ as a maxi pad. . +2454 Pulling out a never-ending tampon. . +2455 Catching a whiff of my vag. . +2456 A diverse group of female friends casually discussing the side effects of birth control. . +2457 A woman president. . +2458 Driving my daughter to her abortion. . +2459 Feeling bloaty and crampy. . +2460 Caribbean Jesus. RJECT +2461 Corn. RJECT +2462 Super yoga. RJECT +2463 A sexy naked interactive theater thing. RJECT +2464 Actually believing that the Bible happened. RJECT +2465 A giant squid in a wedding gown. RJECT +2466 A heart that is two sizes too small and that therefore cannot pump an adequate amount of blood. RJECT +2467 Ejaculating a pound of tinsel. RJECT +2468 Crawling into a vagina. RJECT +2469 Faking a jellyfish sting so someone will pee on you. RJECT +2470 My dick in your mouth. RJECT +2471 Asshole pomegranates that are hard to eat. RJECT +2472 The John D. and Catherine T. MacArthur Foundation. RJECT +2473 Dividing by zero. RJECT +2474 Becoming so rich that you shed your body and turn into vapor. RJECT +2475 Playing an ocarina to summon Ultra-Congress from the sea. RJECT +2476 Feeding a man a pie made of his own children. RTAIL +2477 Ironically buying a trucker hat and then ironically being a trucker for 38 years. RTAIL +2478 A teenage boy gunning for a handjob. RTAIL +2479 Going too far with science and bad things happening. SCIFI +2480 Frantically writing equations on a chalkboard. SCIFI +2481 An alternate history where Hitler was gay but he still killed all those people. SCIFI +2482 A hazmat suit full of farts. SCIFI +2483 That girl from the Hungry Games. SCIFI +2484 Funkified aliens from the planet Groovius. SCIFI +2485 The ending of Lost. SCIFI +2486 Vulcan sex-madness. SCIFI +2487 Three boobs. SCIFI +2488 A misty room full of glistening egg sacs. SCIFI +2489 Cheerful blowjob robots. SCIFI +2490 How great of a movie Men in Black was. SCIFI +2491 A planet-devouring space worm named Rachel. SCIFI +2492 Beep beep boop beep boop. SCIFI +2493 Nine seasons of sexual tension with David Duchovny. SCIFI +2494 Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra. SCIFI +2495 A protagonist with no qualities. SCIFI +2496 The dystopia we're living in right now. SCIFI +2497 Cosmic bowling. SCIFI +2498 Masturbating Yoda's leathery turtle-penis. SCIFI +2499 Laying thousands of eggs in a man's colon. SCIFI +2500 Trimming poop out of Chewbacca's butt hair. SCIFI +2501 Sandwich. RJCT2 +2502 At least three ducks. RJCT2 +2503 Mushy tushy. RJCT2 +2504 Saving the Rainforest Cafe. RJCT2 +2505 Becoming engorged with social justice jelly and secreting a thinkpiece. RJCT2 +2506 That one leftover screw. RJCT2 +2507 Greg Kinnear's terrible lightning breath. RJCT2 +2508 Sir Thomas More's Fruitopia.™ RJCT2 +2509 Mr. and Mrs. Tambourine Man's jingle-jangle morning sex. RJCT2 +2510 The spooky skeleton under my skin. RJCT2 +2511 A double murder suicide barbeque. RJCT2 +2512 Sweating it out on the streets of a runaway American Dream. RJCT2 +2513 Disco Mussolini. RJCT2 +2514 That thing politicians do with their thumbs when they talk. RJCT2 +2515 These dolphins. RJCT2 +2516 A dick so big and so black that not even light can escape its pull. RJCT2 +2517 Being the absolute worst. RJCT2 +2518 A primordial soup and salad bar. RJCT2 +2519 Three hairs from the silver-golden head of Galadriel. RJCT2 +2520 A stack of bunnies in a trenchcoat. RJCT2 +2521 Mitt Romney's eight sons Kip, Sam, Trot, Fergis, Toolshed, Grisham, Hawkeye, and Thorp. RJCT2 +2522 Ringo Starr & His All-Starr Band. RJCT2 +2523 The token lesbian. RJCT2 +2524 Water so cold it turned into a rock. RJCT2 +2525 Being knowledgeable in a narrow domain that nobody understands or cares about. SCI +2526 A supermassive black hole. SCI +2527 A 0.7 waist-to-hip ratio. SCI +2528 The quiet majesty of the sea turtle. SCI +2529 Photosynthesis. SCI +2530 Getting really worried about global warming for a few seconds. SCI +2531 Infinity. SCI +2532 Reconciling quantum theory with general relativity. SCI +2533 Driving into a tornado to learn about tornadoes. SCI +2534 Explosive decompression. SCI +2535 Oxytocin release via manual stimulation of the nipples. SCI +2536 Developing secondary sex characteristics. SCI +2537 David Attenborough watching us mate. SCI +2538 Achieving reproductive success. SCI +2539 Electroejaculating a capuchin monkey. SCI +2540 Insufficient serotonin. SCI +2541 Slowly evaporating. SCI +2542 Failing the Turing test. SCI +2543 Evolving a labyrinthe vagina. SCI +2544 Fun and interesting facts about rocks. SCI +2545 The Sun engulfing the Earth. SCI +2546 3.7 billion years of evolution. SCI +2547 A Pringles® can full of screams. RTPRD +2548 A framed photocopy of an oil painting of Paris, France. RTPRD +2549 Buying the right toothbrush cup for my lifestyle. RTPRD +2550 Shiny gadgets for sadness distraction. RTPRD +2551 Saving 20% or more on khakis. RTPRD +2552 How fun it is to eat Pringles®. RTPRD +2553 Refusing to go up a size. RTPRD +2554 An exclusive partnership with Taylor Swift. RTPRD +2555 An 800-foot-long pool noodle. RTPRD +2556 Confusing possessions with accomplishments. RTPRD +2557 Blood Pringles®. RTPRD +2558 Crunchy snacks for my big flappy mouth. RTPRD +2559 A Pringle®. RTPRD +2560 Subsisting on tiny pizzas. RTPRD +2561 Extracting the maximum amount of money from naive consumers. RTPRD +2562 The obscene amount of money Cards Against Humanity is making by selling this game at Target.® RTPRD +2563 Gender-neutral toys that make children feel no emotions whatsoever. RTPRD +2564 Getting eaten out in the family fitting room. RTPRD +2565 Buying and returning clothes just to have someone to talk to. RTPRD +2566 A marriage-destroying game of The Resistance . TBLTP +2567 SIX GOD DAMN HOURS OF FUCKING DIPLOMACY. TBLTP +2568 Condensing centuries of economic exploitation into 90 minutes of gaming fun. TBLTP +2569 Spending 8 years in the Himalayas becoming a master of dice-rolling and resource allocation. TBLTP +2570 A disappointing season of Tabletop that's just about tables. TBLTP +2571 A zombie with a tragic backstory. TBLTP +2572 A Wesley Crusher blow-up doll. TBLTP +2573 The porn set that Tabletop is filmed on. TBLTP +2574 An owlbear. TBLTP +2575 The pooping position. TBLTP +2576 A German-style board game where you invade Poland. TBLTP +2577 Victory points. TBLTP +2578 How bright the sun is. WEED +2579 Grinning like an idiot. WEED +2580 Smoking a blunt butt-ass naked. WEED +2581 Forgetting to breathe and then dying. WEED +2582 Dank ass cancer weed. WEED +2583 Snoop Dogg. WEED +2584 A whole cheese pizza just for me. WEED +2585 Dicking around on the guitar for an hour. WEED +2586 Cheesy crunchies. WEED +2587 Whatever the fuck I was just talking about. WEED +2588 Ancient aliens. WEED +2589 Huge popcorn nugs of hairy alien weed. WEED +2590 Too much edibles. WEED +2591 An eight-foot man smoking a six-foot bong. WEED +2592 Unbelievably soft carpet. WEED +2593 Dropping stuff and knocking everything over. WEED +2594 My own fingers. WEED +2595 The banks, the media, the entire system, man. WEED +2596 A sandwich with Cheetos in it! WEED +2597 A bong rip so massive it restores justice to the kingdom. WEED +2598 Being too high for airplane. WEED +2599 Hot tub. WEED +2600 Eating all the skin off a rotisserie chicken. WEED +2601 Smoking a joint with former President Barack Obama. WEED +2602 Getting high and watching Planet Earth. WEED +2603 A fun, sexy time at the nude beach. WWW +2604 A complete inability to understand anyone else's perspective. WWW +2605 Three years of semen in a shoebox. WWW +2606 A respectful discussion of race and gender on the Internet. WWW +2607 Taking a shit while running at full speed. WWW +2608 A night of Taco Bell and anal sex. WWW +2609 Googling. WWW +2610 Smash Mouth. WWW +2611 A man from Craigslist. WWW +2612 My browser history. WWW +2613 Getting teabagged by a fifth grader in Call of Duty. WWW +2614 My privileged white penis. WWW +2615 Internet porn analysis paralysis. WWW +2616 YouTube comments. WWW +2617 Pretending to be black. WWW +2618 That thing on the Internet everyone's talking about. WWW +2619 Goats screaming like people. 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WWW \. @@ -7500,11 +7491,11 @@ COPY white_cards (id, text, watermark) FROM stdin; -- Name: hibernate_sequence; Type: SEQUENCE SET; Schema: public; Owner: pyx -- -SELECT pg_catalog.setval('hibernate_sequence', 2632, true); +SELECT pg_catalog.setval('hibernate_sequence', 2623, true); -- --- TOC entry 2059 (class 2606 OID 17430) +-- TOC entry 2059 (class 2606 OID 17741) -- Name: black_cards black_cards_pkey; Type: CONSTRAINT; Schema: public; Owner: pyx -- @@ -7513,7 +7504,7 @@ ALTER TABLE ONLY black_cards -- --- TOC entry 2063 (class 2606 OID 17443) +-- TOC entry 2063 (class 2606 OID 17754) -- Name: card_set_black_card card_set_black_card_pkey; Type: CONSTRAINT; Schema: public; Owner: pyx -- @@ -7522,7 +7513,7 @@ ALTER TABLE ONLY card_set_black_card -- --- TOC entry 2061 (class 2606 OID 17438) +-- TOC entry 2061 (class 2606 OID 17749) -- Name: card_set card_set_pkey; Type: CONSTRAINT; Schema: public; Owner: pyx -- @@ -7531,7 +7522,7 @@ ALTER TABLE ONLY card_set -- --- TOC entry 2065 (class 2606 OID 17448) +-- TOC entry 2065 (class 2606 OID 17759) -- Name: card_set_white_card card_set_white_card_pkey; Type: CONSTRAINT; Schema: public; Owner: pyx -- @@ -7540,7 +7531,7 @@ ALTER TABLE ONLY card_set_white_card -- --- TOC entry 2067 (class 2606 OID 17456) +-- TOC entry 2067 (class 2606 OID 17767) -- Name: white_cards white_cards_pkey; Type: CONSTRAINT; Schema: public; Owner: pyx -- @@ -7549,7 +7540,7 @@ ALTER TABLE ONLY white_cards -- --- TOC entry 2069 (class 2606 OID 17462) +-- TOC entry 2069 (class 2606 OID 17773) -- Name: card_set_black_card fk513da45c3166b76a; Type: FK CONSTRAINT; Schema: public; Owner: pyx -- @@ -7558,7 +7549,7 @@ ALTER TABLE ONLY card_set_black_card -- --- TOC entry 2068 (class 2606 OID 17457) +-- TOC entry 2068 (class 2606 OID 17768) -- Name: card_set_black_card fk513da45c985dacea; Type: FK CONSTRAINT; Schema: public; Owner: pyx -- @@ -7567,7 +7558,7 @@ ALTER TABLE ONLY card_set_black_card -- --- TOC entry 2071 (class 2606 OID 17472) +-- TOC entry 2071 (class 2606 OID 17783) -- Name: card_set_white_card fkc248727257c340be; Type: FK CONSTRAINT; Schema: public; Owner: pyx -- @@ -7576,7 +7567,7 @@ ALTER TABLE ONLY card_set_white_card -- --- TOC entry 2070 (class 2606 OID 17467) +-- TOC entry 2070 (class 2606 OID 17778) -- Name: card_set_white_card fkc2487272985dacea; Type: FK CONSTRAINT; Schema: public; Owner: pyx -- @@ -7584,7 +7575,7 @@ ALTER TABLE ONLY card_set_white_card ADD CONSTRAINT fkc2487272985dacea FOREIGN KEY (card_set_id) REFERENCES card_set(id); --- Completed on 2018-02-25 13:58:24 +-- Completed on 2018-02-27 15:04:59 -- -- PostgreSQL database dump complete diff --git a/pyx.sqlite b/pyx.sqlite index 54c75666..8188605b 100644 Binary files a/pyx.sqlite and b/pyx.sqlite differ