recognize.js

/*! jamestron.com/recognize.js
 *  @darkgoyle circa 2012
 */

// debug
var debug = !0;

function recognize(something){ if (debug)
  // output
  console
  // delivery method based on truthiness of 'something'
  // TODO add delta and warn,debug,dir
    [ ['error','info'] [+!!something] ] (
        // a brute join
        [].join.call(arguments,' ')); }

// load test framework (qunit)
$('<script>', { src: 'http://code.jquery.com/qunit/qunit-1.10.0.js'})
  .add('<script>', { src: 'all-tests.js' })
  .add($('<link>', { rel:'stylesheet', href: 'http://code.jquery.com/qunit/qunit-1.10.0.css'}))
  .appendTo('head');
// create qunit container
$($('<section>', { id: 'qunit' }))
  .insertAfter('script:last').hide();
// this is making the app slow
//$(document).one('keyup',function(e){ if (e.keyCode==27) $('#qunit').show() })

// TODO define promise interfase for qunit tests not yet loaded
  
// test tests  
try { throw 'ಠ_ಠ' }
catch (e){
  if (debug) recognize ('My name is Tron. James Tron.') 
  else console.warn(e);
}