diff --git a/packages/functions/package.json b/packages/functions/package.json
index e7ef7995..77e23d7e 100644
--- a/packages/functions/package.json
+++ b/packages/functions/package.json
@@ -41,7 +41,7 @@
 	"dependencies": {
 		"@crossbuild/types": "workspace:^",
 		"discord-api-types": "^0.37.54",
-		"node-fetch": "^2.6.12"
+		"node-fetch": "^3.0.0"
 	},
 	"devDependencies": {
 		"@types/node": "^18.17.5",
diff --git a/pnpm-lock.yaml b/pnpm-lock.yaml
index ad761a07..034c86e3 100644
--- a/pnpm-lock.yaml
+++ b/pnpm-lock.yaml
@@ -144,8 +144,8 @@ importers:
         specifier: ^0.37.54
         version: 0.37.54
       node-fetch:
-        specifier: ^2.6.12
-        version: 2.6.12
+        specifier: ^3.0.0
+        version: 3.0.0
     devDependencies:
       '@types/node':
         specifier: ^18.17.5
@@ -1947,6 +1947,11 @@ packages:
       stream-transform: 2.1.3
     dev: false
 
+  /data-uri-to-buffer@3.0.1:
+    resolution: {integrity: sha512-WboRycPNsVw3B3TL559F7kuBUM4d8CgMEvk6xEJlOp7OBPjt6G7z8WMWlD2rOFZLk6OYfFIUGsCOWzcQH9K2og==}
+    engines: {node: '>= 6'}
+    dev: false
+
   /debug@3.2.7:
     resolution: {integrity: sha512-CFjzYYAi4ThfiQvizrFQevTTXHtnCqWfe7x1AhgEscTz6ZbLbfoLRLPugTQyBth6f8ZERVUSyWHFD/7Wu4t1XQ==}
     peerDependencies:
@@ -2547,6 +2552,14 @@ packages:
     dependencies:
       reusify: 1.0.4
 
+  /fetch-blob@3.2.0:
+    resolution: {integrity: sha512-7yAQpD2UMJzLi1Dqv7qFYnPbaPx7ZfFK6PiIxQ4PfkGPyNyl2Ugx+a/umUonmKqjhM4DnfbMvdX6otXq83soQQ==}
+    engines: {node: ^12.20 || >= 14.13}
+    dependencies:
+      node-domexception: 1.0.0
+      web-streams-polyfill: 3.2.1
+    dev: false
+
   /file-entry-cache@6.0.1:
     resolution: {integrity: sha512-7Gps/XWymbLk2QLYK4NzpMOrYjMhdIxXuIvy2QBsLE6ljuodKvdkWs/cpyJJ3CVIVpH0Oi1Hvg1ovbMzLdFBBg==}
     engines: {node: ^10.12.0 || >=12.0.0}
@@ -3415,6 +3428,11 @@ packages:
     resolution: {integrity: sha512-qN8v/s2PAJwGUtr1/hYTpNKlD6Y9rc4p8KSmJXyGdYGZsDGKXrGThikLFP9OCHFeLeEpQzPwiAtdIvBLqm//Hw==}
     dev: false
 
+  /node-domexception@1.0.0:
+    resolution: {integrity: sha512-/jKZoMpw0F8GRwl4/eLROPA3cfcXtLApP0QzLmUT/HuPCZWyB7IY9ZrMeKw2O/nFIqPQB3PVM9aYm0F312AXDQ==}
+    engines: {node: '>=10.5.0'}
+    dev: false
+
   /node-fetch@2.6.11:
     resolution: {integrity: sha512-4I6pdBY1EthSqDmJkiNk3JIT8cswwR9nfeW/cPdUagJYEQG7R95WRH74wpz7ma8Gh/9dI9FP+OU+0E4FvtA55w==}
     engines: {node: 4.x || >=6.0.0}
@@ -3427,16 +3445,12 @@ packages:
       whatwg-url: 5.0.0
     dev: false
 
-  /node-fetch@2.6.12:
-    resolution: {integrity: sha512-C/fGU2E8ToujUivIO0H+tpQ6HWo4eEmchoPIoXtxCrVghxdKq+QOHqEZW7tuP3KlV3bC8FRMO5nMCC7Zm1VP6g==}
-    engines: {node: 4.x || >=6.0.0}
-    peerDependencies:
-      encoding: ^0.1.0
-    peerDependenciesMeta:
-      encoding:
-        optional: true
+  /node-fetch@3.0.0:
+    resolution: {integrity: sha512-bKMI+C7/T/SPU1lKnbQbwxptpCrG9ashG+VkytmXCPZyuM9jB6VU+hY0oi4lC8LxTtAeWdckNCTa3nrGsAdA3Q==}
+    engines: {node: ^12.20.0 || ^14.13.1 || >=16.0.0}
     dependencies:
-      whatwg-url: 5.0.0
+      data-uri-to-buffer: 3.0.1
+      fetch-blob: 3.2.0
     dev: false
 
   /node-releases@2.0.13:
@@ -4459,6 +4473,11 @@ packages:
       defaults: 1.0.4
     dev: false
 
+  /web-streams-polyfill@3.2.1:
+    resolution: {integrity: sha512-e0MO3wdXWKrLbL0DgGnUV7WHVuw9OUvL4hjgnPkIeEvESk74gAITi5G606JtZPp39cd8HA9VQzCIvA49LpPN5Q==}
+    engines: {node: '>= 8'}
+    dev: false
+
   /webidl-conversions@3.0.1:
     resolution: {integrity: sha512-2JAn3z8AR6rjK8Sm8orRC0h/bcl/DqL7tRPdGZ4I1CjdF+EaMLmYxBHyXuKL849eucPFhvBoxMsflfOb8kxaeQ==}
     dev: false