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-# Configuration:
-#   TEAMFINDER_API_TOKEN
-#   HUBOT_GITHUB_USER_$SLACKNAME=$GITHUB_USER
-#
-# Commands:
-#   hubot location at our Oakland HQ #teamfinder
-#   hubot where is everyone? #teamfinder
-#   hubot where is <user>? #teamfinder
-#   hubot where am i? #teamfinder
-#
-# License:
-#   MIT
-
-_  = require 'underscore'
-request = require 'request'
-
-githubUsers = {}
-baseUrl = "https://teamfinder.dobt.co/api/"
-tokenQuery = { token: process.env['TEAMFINDER_API_TOKEN'] }
-
-getGithubUser = (userName) ->
-  githubUsers[userName.split(' ')[0].toUpperCase()]
-
-nameFromGhUser = (ghUser) ->
-  for k, v of githubUsers
-    return k if ghUser == v
-
-for k, v of process.env
-  if (x = k.match(/^HUBOT_GITHUB_USER_(\S+)$/)?[1])
-    githubUsers[x] = v unless x.match(/hubot/i) or x.match(/token/i) or (v in _.values(githubUsers))
-
-locationText = (userName, jsonBody, isYou = false) ->
-  if jsonBody
-    "#{userName} #{if isYou then 'are' else 'is'} #{jsonBody.location.name || 'in an unknown location'} (Updated #{jsonBody.time_ago} ago)"
-
-module.exports = (robot) ->
-  locKey = (user, locId) ->
-    "#{user}-#{locId}-v4"
-
-  alreadyAskedAboutLocation = (user, locId) ->
-    !!robot.brain.data.teamfinderAsks?[locKey(user, locId)]
-
-  trackAsk = (user, locId) ->
-    robot.brain.data.teamfinderAsks || = {}
-    robot.brain.data.teamfinderAsks[locKey(user, locId)] = true
-
-  locationIsPrivate = (locId) ->
-    !!robot.brain.data.teamfinderAsks?[locKey('private', locId)]
-
-  trackPrivate = (locId) ->
-    robot.brain.data.teamfinderAsks || = {}
-    robot.brain.data.teamfinderAsks[locKey('private', locId)] = true
-
-  checkForUnknownLocations = ->
-    request { url: baseUrl + 'status', qs: tokenQuery }, (err, res, body) ->
-      locs = JSON.parse(body)
-      for k, v of locs
-        unless v.location.name || alreadyAskedAboutLocation(k, v.location.id) || locationIsPrivate(v.location.id)
-          if nameFromGhUser(k)
-            robot.messageRoom(
-              nameFromGhUser(k).toLowerCase(),
-              "You're currently in an unknown location.\n(Say \"location at the Oakland HQ\" to set your location name, or \"private location\" to prevent Hubot from asking others.)"
-            )
-
-          trackAsk(k, v.location.id)
-
-  checkForUnknownLocations()
-  setInterval checkForUnknownLocations, 1000 * 60 * 2 # every two minutes
-
-  robot.respond /where is (\S+)/i, (msg) ->
-    return if msg.match[1].toLowerCase() == 'everyone'
-
-    ghUser = if _.values(githubUsers).indexOf(msg.match[1]) > -1
-               msg.match[1]
-             else
-               getGithubUser(msg.match[1])
-
-    if !ghUser
-      return msg.send("I don't recognize that name.")
-
-    request { url: baseUrl + 'status', qs: tokenQuery }, (err, res, body) ->
-      if res.statusCode != 200
-        return msg.send("Error: #{body}")
-
-      if (locText = locationText(msg.match[1], JSON.parse(body)[ghUser]))
-        msg.send(locText)
-      else
-        msg.send "Can't find #{msg.match[1]}."
-
-  robot.respond /where am i/i, (msg) ->
-    ghUser = getGithubUser(msg.message.user.name)
-    request { url: baseUrl + 'status', qs: tokenQuery }, (err, res, body) ->
-      if res.statusCode != 200
-        return msg.send("Error: #{body}")
-
-      if (locText = locationText('You', JSON.parse(body)[ghUser], true))
-        msg.send(locText)
-      else
-        msg.send "Can't find you."
-
-  robot.respond /where is everyone/i, (msg) ->
-    request { url: baseUrl + 'status', qs: tokenQuery }, (err, res, body) ->
-      if res.statusCode != 200
-        return msg.send("Error: #{body}")
-
-      locText = []
-      for k, v of JSON.parse(body)
-        locText.push locationText(k, v)
-
-      msg.send(locText.join("\n"))
-
-  robot.respond /private location/i, (msg) ->
-    ghUser = getGithubUser(msg.message.user.name)
-    request { url: baseUrl + 'status', qs: tokenQuery }, (err, res, body) ->
-      if res.statusCode != 200
-        return msg.send("Error: #{body}")
-
-      status = JSON.parse(body)[ghUser]
-
-      if status.location?.id
-        trackPrivate(status.location.id)
-        msg.send("Marked location as private.")
-      else
-        msg.send "Can't find you."
-
-  robot.respond /location (.*)/i, (msg) ->
-    request {
-      url: baseUrl + 'update_location_name_by_user',
-      method: 'post'
-      qs: _.extend(
-        { user: getGithubUser(msg.message.user.name), name: msg.match[1] },
-        tokenQuery
-      )
-    }, (err, res, body) ->
-      if res.statusCode == 200
-        msg.send("Done! Thanks for naming your location.")
-      else
-        msg.send("Error: #{body}")