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title: (Anti)Social 404
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<h1><b>Nothing to</b></h1>
<a href="https://www.clipsafari.com/clips/o250735-shocked-monkey"><img src="https://raw.githubusercontent.com/martbetz/martbetz.github.io/main/_includes/custom/avatar-blindfold.png" alt="PhotoChimp!" width="250" height="250" style="margin-top: -5px; margin-bottom: -25px"></a>
<h1><b>see here!</b></h1> -->
<h1><b>Nothing to see here!</b></h1>
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I’ve nothing of worth on YouTube just yet, so my channel’s an absolute bore; 😴 <a href="https://martbetz.github.io/photography/2023/11/06/so-long-ello.html">as for Ello</a>, it all of a sudden went bye-bye! 😯 Not to worry; I’m putting together some content and testing out a few options — <i>so fret ye not, young Bob; all is in capable hands!</i>
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<b>I’ve provided this list for general reference only. Please keep in mind that I’m neither affiliated with nor endorsing any of the following content.</b>
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<!-- In the meantime, here’s a little something to amuse you (and, if that’s not enough, be sure to check out the <a href="https://martbetz.github.io/useful-links.html">Useful Links</a> page; there’s shed loads of cool stuff on there): -->
In the meantime, how about a joke?
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<span style="display:block; margin-left:2em; margin-right:2em">
A RAID-member disk walks into a bar. <br>
“What’s up with you?” asks the bartender.<br>
“Parity error!” says the RAID-member disk. <br>
“You look a bit off!” replies the bartender.
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I never promised a <i>good</i> one. 😉 <!--(I could tell you a DNS joke, but it takes twenty-four hours to get it 😒). -->
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If you’re still bored to tears (and I imagine you most certainly are), be sure to check out the <a href="https://martbetz.github.io/useful-links.html">Useful Links</a> page; 📄 there’s shed loads of cool stuff on there.
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UPDATE: I think I'll be moving to the Fediverse, ‘replacing’ Ello with PixelFed and YouTube with PeerTube; I may even join Masterdon.
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<a href="http://www.angiestergiophotography.com">Angie Sturgio Photography</a> - Angie Sturgio’s website and online portfolio</li>
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<a href="https://www.clementineschneider.com">Clémentine Schneidermann</a> - Clémentine Schneidermann’s website and online portfolio</li>
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<li><a href="https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCd7oA9Z-0bLnSVCA9ib--jw">1kWords</a> - Radu Dumitrescu’s Youtube channel</li>
<li><a href="https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCrZlzcRfCKLngZnqNTmTQjw">David Hancock</a> - David Hancock’s Youtube channel</li>
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<b><i>I'm NOT a photographer. There's no such thing as a decent camera bag. EVERYONE'S photos are better than mine.</i></b>
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