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Love Lost Globally: Jerry Develops Malicious App

Date: July 1, 2020

Owner: Morty Smith

A short description of the event. Rick help develop the malicious app of an innocent alien. Hostile aliens almost take over the planets water supply.

Timeline

Time Event
9:16 Breakfast. Rick introduces alien. "Do not develop my app" is tattooed on forehead
10:37 Jerry begins app development with alien
12:30 App released
12:34 Morty realises aliens app is released
15:36 Lovefinderrz reaches 100,000 users
18:44 Jerry and Morty install paywall, number of users rapidly decreases
20:03 No app users remain

Metrics

Metric Time
Severity 1
Time To Detect 4 minutes
Time To Resolve 6 hours, 14 minutes
Total Downtime 6 hours, 28 minutes

Cause of the Problem

Alien with malicious intent invited into the house. Family members not informed of the severity of alien app. Forehead tattoo documentation inadequate.

Corrective Actions with Owners

  • All house members must be debriefed before high risk aliens are brought into house [Rick]
    • Enforced using debrief document created in family-process repo
  • App review process to require 3 reviewers before release [Jerry]