subtitle-test-1.srt

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[ Dogs Barking ]

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[ Toys Squeaking ]

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[ Dogs Whimpering ]

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[ Guns Cocking ]

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Ah, the Heckler & Koch G-36.

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Quite deadly
in the right hands.

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Ah, Agent One.

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I have been so looking forward
to this moment.

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Well, in that case,
I'll try not to disappoint.

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You overestimate your power
over women, Mr. English.

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I'd say that would be
virtually impossible.

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Sir? Sir?

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- Sir! Have you got them?
- [ Gasps ]

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- Hmm?
- The mission documents.
Agent One's flying tonight.

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Yes, the mission documents.
They're here somewhere. Ah, here we are.

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Agent One.

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Gentlemen.

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I'm here for my documents.

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Bough, Agent One's
documents, please.

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- [ Clears Throat ]
- Thank you.

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Your mission documents,
Agent One.

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Including the codes for the submarine
hatch, which I've checked myself.

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Thank you.

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So, is it just France tonight,
or will you be slipping
over the Pyrenees as well?

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If I told you that,
I'm afraid I'd have to kill you.

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Oh.
[ Nervous Chuckle ]

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[ Muttering ] Oh,yes,yes.
Well, I expect you would.

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Cheerio, Agent One.

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Bonne chance.
Arrivederci.

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Such class.
Such distinction.

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[ Bell Tolling ]
To: MI7 All Depts. Urgent
Agent One killed in action in Biarritz.

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Submarine hatch failed to open.

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The greatest secret agent England's
ever had snuffed out in an instant.

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Terrible.

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Do you know what makes us envied
the world over, Bough?

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- That there's always another
agent waiting to step in.
- Absolutely, sir.

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And every last one of them
is gathered around that grave.

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It is our honor and privilege
to guard them while they grieve.

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Their lives
are in our hands, Bough.

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[ Tires Screeching ]

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Everything in order, English?

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I think you'll find it's rather more
than just in order, sir.

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You're now entering the most secure
location in the whole of England.

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[ Cow Mooing ]

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[ Man ] Pegasus,
we face a national crisis.

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Agent One was clearly onto something,
and we have to find out what.

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I need another agent on this.
Who else is there?

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No one, Prime Minister.
They all died in the explosion.

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All of them?

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Well, luckily there is
one who survived.

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Who?

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* One eye on the shadows *

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*Protecting his fellows *

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- *From sunup
till the moon on his back *
- [ Grunting ]

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- *Sendin'villains to Hades
A hit with the ladies *
-Johnny English.

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*A stallion in the sack *

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- * You can't get your life back
when right follows left,Jack *
- [ Groaning ]

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* The more you see
the less you know *

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* When others would leak it
His service is secret *

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*Plays God
when it's your time to go *

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*Hey, fellas
Don't bejealous *

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* When they made him
they broke the mold *

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*So charismatic
with an automatic *

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*Never prematurely
shooting his load *

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Hah.!

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* Queen and country
safe and sound *

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* With villains
six feet underground *

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*And no one knows 'cause
no one's found any trace *

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* Of a man for all seasons *

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*Loves 'em
and leaves 'em alone *

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*So alone *

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*And you and I wouldn't have a clue
who's doin'what, why, when and who *

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* Up a creek with no canoe
Watch out *

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*For the man
for all seasons *

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*Loves 'em
and leaves 'em alone *

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*So alone *

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- *But safe at home *
- *But safe at home *

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- * Oh,yeah,yeah *
- *But safe at home *

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*But safe at home
But safe at home *

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* Then you and I wouldn't have a clue
who's doin'what, why, when and who *

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* Up a creek with no canoe
Watch out *

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*For the man
for all seasons *

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*Loves 'em and leaves 'em
alone, so alone *

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*But safe at home **

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Right.

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Johnny English.
I'm here to see Pegasus.

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Still, no sense
rushing things.

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There are some items you need
to sign before your briefing.

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This is your new
retinal I.D. card,

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and this is your level nine
security clearance.

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Sign and date, please.

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Ah.

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Oh, reminds me of the old
service issue ballpoint.

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I remember every agent would carry
a pen that looked just like this.

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Completely innocent to the untrained
eye, but click it twice--

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[ Gasps ]

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Ah, English, there you are.

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Have you seen my secretary?

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Um... she went out.

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Um... shall we?

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Now, Agent One believed that there was
a plot to steal the Crown Jewels.

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They've recently been through
a multimillion-pound restoration,

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largely paid for
by a corporate sponsor.

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They're due to be unveiled
tonight at the Tower of London.

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The queen is insisting that the ceremony
goes ahead, so what we want you to--

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Hah! Who-- Who--

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Who is the sponsor, sir?

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Pascal Sauvage.

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What, that flouncy Frenchman
who owns a couple of prisons?

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Sauvage's £7 billion empire,
English,

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operates over 400 prisons
in 60 countries.

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- He's built 25 of them here.
- Right, sir.

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The man's related to the royal family,
for goodness'sake.

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As far as the prime minister's
concerned, he's one of the
greatest friends England's got.

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Now, English, I want you at the Tower
tonight, monitoring this unveiling.

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Any chink in security,
any weakness,

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however slight,
must be plugged immediately.

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Do we understand each other?

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- Perfectly, sir.
- Good.

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- Oh, yes.
- And, uh, English...

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we can't afford any mistakes--
not tonight.

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The word ''mistake,'' sir, is not one
that appears in my dictionary.

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THE TOWER OF LONDON

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[ Engine Revs ]

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Fantastic car, sir!

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Mr. English, Colonel Sir Anthony
Chevenix, head of Royal Security.

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Ah, Colonel,
good evening.

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- Snipers posted on the roof
as per my request?
- Thirteen of them.

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- Windows?
- Refitted with bullet-
and shatter-proof glass.

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I shall now mingle
inconspicuously with the guests.

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- Let me know when Her Majesty arrives.
- Very good.

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Shall I mingle
with you, sir?

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Oh, yes, Bough.
Once you've checked the roof.

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[ Screaming ]

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Help! Help!

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Well, hello.

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Hello yourself.

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Johnny English.

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Lorna Campbell.

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A Bloody Mary, please,
not too spicy.

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So, are you here
in some professional capacity?

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I worked on the restoration
of the jewels.

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- Intriguing.
- And yourself?

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If I told you that,
I'm afraid I'd have to kill you.

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I'd like to see you try.

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Monsieur Sauvage,
on behalf of Her Majesty,

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may I welcome you
to the Tower.

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Merci, monsieur.

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So, are you here alone,
Mr. English?

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That's how I choose
to live my life, Miss Campbell.

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Women want safety, security.
I can offer them nothing but danger.

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Some women find danger
very attractive.

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Women like you,
Miss Campbell?

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Women like me
expect men like you...

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to find that out
for yourself.

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Hmm.

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Madame.

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Oh, it's for me, actually. Could your
rustle up some of those cheesy niblets?

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Now, where were we?

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You obviously haven't met
our host, Monsieur Sauvage.

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No, thank God.

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You know, I think I'd rather have
my bottom impaled on a giant cactus...

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than exchange pleasantries
with that jumped-up Frenchman.

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As far as I'm concerned, the only thing
the French should host is an invasion.

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[ Snickers ]
Sorry, can I help?

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Pascal Sauvage,
jumped-up Frenchman.

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Lorna Campbell. I've been so looking
forward to meeting you.

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- Enchanté.
- [ Muttering ]

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But of course! You'reJohnny English.
I've heard all about you.

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And between you and me,
I'm not so keen on the French myself.

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But please
don't tell them that.

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Let me go and search
for your nibbly cheese bits.

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- No, no, no. I--
- I insist. The French are,
after all, fantastic waiters.

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- The best in the world.
- Well-- But-But--

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- Wait here, and I will wait on you.
- No, really. There's no--

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No. Please, please, please!

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Hmm. Les Français.

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Ils sont very...
n'est-ce pas?

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Ladies and gentlemen,
mesdames est messieurs,

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bienvenus, welcome tonight
to this wonderful occasion.

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As we stand here
in the Tower of London,

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the most famous prison
in the world,

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where these wonderful
jewels will rest safely...

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under lock and key,

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I want to thank you...

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for giving me
this wonderful experience...

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to contribute to the restoration
of these jewels.

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It was, as we say in France,
le top, le best of.

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- [ Feigned Chuckle ]
- And what a beautiful--

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[ Screaming ]

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[ Grunts ]

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[ Woman Screams ]

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It's Colonel Chevenix! He's got
a nasty wound, sir. Who hit him?

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The assailant.
He ran in here.

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Bough, you guard the door.

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Aha!
[ Grunting ]

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[ Pounding, Grunting ]

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For God's sake, Bough, don't come in.
The man's a maniac!

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- [ Guests Gasp ]
- You don't frighten me.!

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- [ Glass Shatters ]
- Missed.!

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[ Guests Gasping ]

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[ Grunting Continues ]

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[ Karate Yells ]

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[ Body Falls ]

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- [ Guests Gasping ]
- I've managed to subdue the assailant.

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The panic's over.
Everything's under control.

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- [ Applause ]
- [ Chevenix Groans ]

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Thank you. And now,
ladies and gentlemen,

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we should compose ourselves
for the arrival of Her Majesty...

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and return to the site
of our great nation's...

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magnificently restored
Crown Jewels.

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[ All Gasping ]

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I know.
I feel it too.

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The very symbols
of our island nation,

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so close we could almost
reach out and--

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- **[ Trumpet Fanfare ]
- Pray silence
for Her Majesty the Queen.

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[ Queen ]
Oh, where are thejewels?

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[ Pegasus ]
It's an unmitigated disaster, English.

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I couldn't agree more, sir.

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Well, we need to get these
jewels back, English, and fast.

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Tell me about this assailant.
When they searched the room,
there was no sign ofhim.

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Well, the man was clearly
a professional.

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He must have escaped while
the queen was being sedated.

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But he's the only lead we've got.
We have to find him.

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Come in. This is--
This is Roger from Data Support.

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Please sit down. He'll produce
a likeness based on your description.

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So tell us,
what did this man look like?

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Um... well...

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he was... big.

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- Hair color?
- Um... orange.

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- Orange?
- Mmm. And curly.

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Well, frizzy, actually.
Frizzy sort of thing.

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- Frizzy.
- An eye patch.

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Broken nose.
Very few teeth.

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Two, I would say,
at the most.

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And a scar on his cheek...

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in the shape... of a banana.

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- Which cheek?
- Both cheeks.

239
00:17:28,627 --> 00:17:31,528
They sort of met
in the middle.

240
00:17:39,438 --> 00:17:41,770
Are you sure
about this, English?

241
00:17:41,841 --> 00:17:46,369
[ Gasps ] Oh,yes, that's him.
An uncanny resemblance.

242
00:17:46,445 --> 00:17:50,814
Why, it's just as if
he's in the room with us.

243
00:17:51,117 --> 00:17:53,608
[ Horn Honking,
Tires Screeching ]

244
00:17:55,688 --> 00:18:01,058
Wow.! Look at this, sir.
Got all the bells and whistles.

245
00:18:01,127 --> 00:18:04,119
Never mind about the gadgets.
Just focus on the case.

246
00:18:04,196 --> 00:18:06,187
[ Horn Honks ]

247
00:18:09,034 --> 00:18:11,434
[ Engine Revs ]

248
00:18:11,504 --> 00:18:14,371
Oh, uh--

249
00:18:19,211 --> 00:18:22,977
Good morning, gentlemen.
Thank you very much for waiting.

250
00:18:23,048 --> 00:18:27,508
Now, the question that faces us
this morning is a simple one.

251
00:18:27,586 --> 00:18:32,182
Namely, how did the thieves gain access
to this highly secure environment...

252
00:18:32,258 --> 00:18:35,625
and then escape
with thejewels afterwards?

253
00:18:35,694 --> 00:18:40,688
A simple question, but one
which I believe has a complex answer.

254
00:18:40,766 --> 00:18:44,031
- Actually, sir--
- Uh, please, Bough. My mind is at work.

255
00:18:44,103 --> 00:18:47,129
Now, what you must grasp, gentlemen,
is that the master criminal...

256
00:18:47,206 --> 00:18:51,609
sees not a room
but a series of opportunities.

257
00:18:51,677 --> 00:18:54,043
Should I go in
through the window?

258
00:18:54,113 --> 00:18:56,138
Possibly.

259
00:18:56,215 --> 00:19:00,777
- Should I drop down from the ceiling?
- Actually, sir--

260
00:19:00,853 --> 00:19:04,789
There's one thing I think
we can be fairly confident about,

261
00:19:04,857 --> 00:19:07,519
that is that they didn't
come up through the floor--

262
00:19:07,593 --> 00:19:09,823
I've got you, sir.

263
00:19:09,895 --> 00:19:12,693
That's all right.
Just come my way, Bough.

264
00:19:12,765 --> 00:19:16,565
- That'll bring me
right over the hole, sir.
- There's no need to panic.

265
00:19:19,905 --> 00:19:22,203
Can you see
the bottom yet, Bough?

266
00:19:22,274 --> 00:19:25,243
Not yet, sir. The shaft
appears to be narrowing.

267
00:19:25,311 --> 00:19:28,303
I'm just a little bit worried
I might get stuck.

268
00:19:28,380 --> 00:19:32,077
Trust me, Bough. You won't
get stuck if you just keep moving.

269
00:19:32,117 --> 00:19:35,575
Yes, sir.
[ Bough Grunting ]

270
00:19:37,323 --> 00:19:38,654
I'm okay, sir.

271
00:19:38,724 --> 00:19:41,192
Are you at the bottom
now, Bough?

272
00:19:41,260 --> 00:19:43,820
No, I am in fact
stuck now, sir.

273
00:19:43,896 --> 00:19:47,662
Oh, for God's sake, Bough.
Stay there! I'm coming down.

274
00:19:47,733 --> 00:19:50,964
Uh, I'm not especially sure
that's a good idea, sir.

275
00:19:51,070 --> 00:19:53,903
Don't worry.

276
00:19:53,973 --> 00:19:56,498
Be careful, sir.!

277
00:19:59,912 --> 00:20:02,346
Gently does it.

278
00:20:02,414 --> 00:20:05,144
- [ Screaming ]
- Sir?

279
00:20:09,421 --> 00:20:12,390
- Are you all right, sir?
- Yes. I landed on something quite soft.

280
00:20:12,458 --> 00:20:15,256
- That was me, sir.
- Oh, good.

281
00:20:16,629 --> 00:20:18,722
What now?

282
00:20:18,797 --> 00:20:21,698
There's no way back
up there, that's for sure.

283
00:20:21,767 --> 00:20:23,860
But this must lead
somewhere.

284
00:20:23,936 --> 00:20:26,097
I'm slightly uncomfortable
in the dark, sir.

285
00:20:26,171 --> 00:20:28,435
There's nothing
to worry about, Bough.

286
00:20:28,507 --> 00:20:32,603
- It may be pitch black,
but we can still see.
- Can we, sir? How?

287
00:20:32,678 --> 00:20:35,476
The Bedouin monks of
the Al Maghreb mountains...

288
00:20:35,548 --> 00:20:37,982
developed a system
of sonic chanting.

289
00:20:38,050 --> 00:20:40,814
- I see, sir.
- The sound of their chanting...

290
00:20:40,886 --> 00:20:43,150
would bounce back
off any obstacles,

291
00:20:43,222 --> 00:20:44,587
and using their
highly tuned ears...

292
00:20:44,623 --> 00:20:47,490
they could paint a mental picture
of the path ahead.

293
00:20:47,526 --> 00:20:51,758
- Brilliant, sir.
- However, you must always
sing in E-flat.

294
00:20:51,830 --> 00:20:54,355
** [ Humming ]

295
00:20:54,433 --> 00:20:58,893
* E-flat, E-flat, E-flat *

296
00:20:58,971 --> 00:21:03,908
* Thank you for the music
The songs I'm singing *

297
00:21:03,976 --> 00:21:06,206
- Is it working, sir?
- Extremely well, thank you, Bough.

298
00:21:06,245 --> 00:21:08,770
* Thanks for all
the joy that-- **

299
00:21:08,847 --> 00:21:10,212
- [ Thud ]
- Ow!

300
00:21:10,249 --> 00:21:13,776
You all right, sir? I think
I can see something, sir.

301
00:21:13,819 --> 00:21:17,016
Oh,yeah. Come on.

302
00:21:19,024 --> 00:21:21,993
[ Quiet Chattering ]

303
00:21:36,041 --> 00:21:38,100
[ Man ]
Here is the long one.

304
00:21:38,177 --> 00:21:40,304
[ Man #2 ]
It is a long one.

305
00:21:40,379 --> 00:21:42,404
Careful.

306
00:21:47,252 --> 00:21:49,618
- I knew it.
- Shall we call for backup, sir?

307
00:21:49,688 --> 00:21:53,681
What? And watch some fat-bottomed
bobby make our arrest for us?

308
00:21:53,759 --> 00:21:55,750
I don't think so.

309
00:21:57,963 --> 00:22:02,491
Good morning, gentlemen.
MI7 at your service.

310
00:22:02,568 --> 00:22:07,528
Observe, Bough, the dull
incompetence of the criminal mind.

311
00:22:07,606 --> 00:22:11,872
It can never hope to match
our level of technical expertise.

312
00:22:31,397 --> 00:22:34,889
- [ Tires Screeching ]
- [ Coughing ]

313
00:22:59,625 --> 00:23:03,220
- You've got it.
- [ Bough ] What do we do now, sir?

314
00:23:03,295 --> 00:23:05,354
Watch and learn, Bough.

315
00:23:09,535 --> 00:23:13,596
- They're too far ahead of us.
- Have faith, Bough.
They're heading south.

316
00:23:20,012 --> 00:23:22,378
[ Nuns Screaming ]

317
00:23:22,448 --> 00:23:25,212
- There they are, sir!
-Just as I thought.

318
00:23:28,787 --> 00:23:32,621
- Hang on tight, Bough.
- [ Bough Groaning ]

319
00:23:39,398 --> 00:23:42,890
- [ Horns Honking ]
- We're never gonna catch them in this.

320
00:23:42,968 --> 00:23:45,960
- Take the wheel, Bough.
I'm getting in the Aston.
- Sir?

321
00:23:46,038 --> 00:23:49,098
[ Truck Horn Honking ]

322
00:23:49,174 --> 00:23:52,439
Change places, Bough.
I'm getting out the other side.

323
00:23:52,478 --> 00:23:54,309
Sir?

324
00:24:15,768 --> 00:24:18,032
Set, Bough.
Take me up.

325
00:24:26,078 --> 00:24:28,774
Swing me out, Bough!

326
00:24:32,618 --> 00:24:36,179
- Whoa.
- Down.

327
00:24:40,859 --> 00:24:43,419
- [ Horn Honking ]
- Up! Up!

328
00:24:46,298 --> 00:24:49,290
Sorry!

329
00:24:51,537 --> 00:24:53,630
Bough, pull out!

330
00:24:59,077 --> 00:25:02,012
Ow! Ow!

331
00:25:03,248 --> 00:25:06,115
Those idiots
are right behind us. Faster.!

332
00:25:10,088 --> 00:25:12,886
[ Horns Honking ]

333
00:25:29,641 --> 00:25:31,802
Uh-huh.

334
00:25:35,480 --> 00:25:39,007
[ Beeping ]

335
00:25:50,829 --> 00:25:53,798
[ Horn Honking ]

336
00:25:56,468 --> 00:25:59,130
Drop me here, Bough!

337
00:26:02,341 --> 00:26:05,868
Ow! Oh.

338
00:26:05,944 --> 00:26:09,277
No! No! No!

339
00:26:09,348 --> 00:26:11,816
[ Bough ]
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.

340
00:26:13,886 --> 00:26:16,446
[ Engine Starts, Revs ]

341
00:26:48,587 --> 00:26:51,647
[ English ] They're turning into
the Brompton Cemetery.

342
00:26:51,723 --> 00:26:55,250
Get here as soon as you can.
I'm going in.

343
00:27:02,567 --> 00:27:07,027
In a wheelchair. But Geoffrey
overcame these terrible disabilities...

344
00:27:07,105 --> 00:27:11,007
with that simple resilience
and sunny optimism...

345
00:27:11,076 --> 00:27:14,307
that so warmed
all of us who knew him,

346
00:27:14,379 --> 00:27:16,847
spending the rest of his life
in the service...

347
00:27:16,915 --> 00:27:19,941
of the poor and disabled
of this parish.

348
00:27:20,018 --> 00:27:24,216
It's very good.
Really very good.

349
00:27:24,289 --> 00:27:27,053
No, no, please go on.
I'm sorry to interrupt.

350
00:27:27,125 --> 00:27:29,719
- It's very entertaining.
- Who's that?

351
00:27:29,761 --> 00:27:32,992
That priest act of yours should keep the
other prisoners entertained for hours.

352
00:27:34,433 --> 00:27:37,425
Oh, I'm so sorry. Where are
my manners? Johnny English,

353
00:27:37,469 --> 00:27:41,565
British Secret Service,
and you are all under arrest.

354
00:27:41,640 --> 00:27:43,369
I must say you've done
this whole thing very well.

355
00:27:43,408 --> 00:27:47,037
The attention to detail
is excellent.

356
00:27:47,112 --> 00:27:50,309
You, the grieving granny,
you're very convincing.

357
00:27:50,382 --> 00:27:54,512
Oh, look. Real tears.
Do you get paid extra for that?

358
00:27:54,720 --> 00:27:58,520
Ahh, what
we're all here for.

359
00:27:58,590 --> 00:28:02,151
I know! Why don't we
take a look inside?

360
00:28:02,227 --> 00:28:06,994
- [ Mourners Gasp ]
- Oh, you've nailed it down!

361
00:28:07,065 --> 00:28:09,533
Why would you do that?

362
00:28:09,601 --> 00:28:14,595
I know you're gonna come back
in two weeks and dig it up again.

363
00:28:14,673 --> 00:28:17,107
** [ Hums ]

364
00:28:17,175 --> 00:28:22,272
Now, what are you playing in this
little vignette of deceit and villainy?

365
00:28:22,347 --> 00:28:24,212
I'm the hearse driver.

366
00:28:24,249 --> 00:28:27,343
- You're the hearse driver?
- Yes, sir.

367
00:28:29,688 --> 00:28:31,952
- You're the hearse driver?
- Yes, sir.

368
00:28:32,024 --> 00:28:35,050
Ah.! Aha.!

369
00:28:35,127 --> 00:28:38,585
There you are... Gunther.

370
00:28:38,663 --> 00:28:43,066
Uh, I do hope he hasn't
made a nuisance ofhimself.

371
00:28:43,268 --> 00:28:46,704
I'm Doctor, um...

372
00:28:49,174 --> 00:28:53,804
Bough, of the Lunatic
Response Unit.

373
00:28:53,879 --> 00:28:58,043
I'm afraid Gunther here wasn't
supposed to be released until 2028.

374
00:28:58,116 --> 00:29:00,949
Isn't that right, Gunther?

375
00:29:01,019 --> 00:29:05,080
Yes,yes, there's been
the most monumental cock-up.

376
00:29:05,557 --> 00:29:10,119
Um, if you'll excuse me,
with the deepest respect,

377
00:29:10,195 --> 00:29:12,561
utmost sympathy.

378
00:29:12,631 --> 00:29:15,327
Uh, he hasn't urinated
on anyone, has he?

379
00:29:15,400 --> 00:29:17,231
- No.
- No, no.

380
00:29:17,302 --> 00:29:21,636
That's a blessing. Are you
gonna give me the gun, Gunther?

381
00:29:27,379 --> 00:29:31,110
There. That wasn't
too difficult, was it?

382
00:29:31,183 --> 00:29:35,415
- Are you going to come home now?
- [ Speaking Gibberish ]

383
00:29:36,688 --> 00:29:40,146
[ Speaking Gibberish ]

384
00:29:40,225 --> 00:29:44,855
Oh... in the van!
Yes, we are going in the van.

385
00:29:44,930 --> 00:29:47,364
Yes, yes.
Vroom, vroom.

386
00:29:47,432 --> 00:29:50,663
- Vroom, vroom. Vroom, vroom.
- Yes. Yeah.

387
00:29:50,735 --> 00:29:55,297
- [ Gibberish ]
- Yes. He's waving good-bye.
Good-bye, everyone.

388
00:29:55,373 --> 00:29:57,773
- Good-bye.
- Good-bye, Gunther.

389
00:29:57,876 --> 00:30:00,743
Mind the nice dead people.
There we go.

390
00:30:02,781 --> 00:30:05,841
[ Squeaks ]

391
00:30:05,917 --> 00:30:10,115
Oh, we'll just go to the path
here. There. Big step.

392
00:30:10,188 --> 00:30:13,646
It's a graveyard. It's
where they bring people--

393
00:30:13,725 --> 00:30:15,420
Yes, all right.
You can stop now.

394
00:30:15,460 --> 00:30:19,897
- For appearances,
I'll just hold your arm.
-Just keep walking.

395
00:30:19,965 --> 00:30:22,433
In fact, run, run, run!

396
00:30:28,473 --> 00:30:32,341
I can't believe
I've done this.

397
00:30:32,410 --> 00:30:36,710
I mean, I really
cannot believe I've done this!

398
00:30:41,086 --> 00:30:44,487
You see, 200 years ago,

399
00:30:44,556 --> 00:30:49,584
my family should have inherited
the throne of England,

400
00:30:49,661 --> 00:30:52,562
but they were cast aside.

401
00:30:52,631 --> 00:30:56,032
Well, in a few
very short days,

402
00:30:56,101 --> 00:30:59,332
it will be back
where it belongs.

403
00:31:02,073 --> 00:31:04,735
With me.

404
00:31:04,809 --> 00:31:10,372
Shall I try it on?
Yes? No? Maybe?

405
00:31:10,916 --> 00:31:14,545
To make you king, we need
the archbishop of Canterbury to do that.

406
00:31:14,619 --> 00:31:16,780
The archbishop of Canterbury...

407
00:31:16,855 --> 00:31:20,916
is being taken care of
even as we speak.
TARGET ACQUI RED

408
00:31:20,992 --> 00:31:24,257
TARGET LOCKED

409
00:31:33,138 --> 00:31:37,097
There's only one thing, sir.
What are we going to do about English?

410
00:31:39,945 --> 00:31:44,041
If I were you, I wouldn't worry
too much about English.

411
00:31:44,115 --> 00:31:47,881
He is no threat to us.
I had his flat bugged.

412
00:31:49,554 --> 00:31:53,217
[ Karate Yells ]

413
00:32:11,243 --> 00:32:15,236
- [ Yells ]
- [ Duck Squeaks ]

414
00:32:15,313 --> 00:32:18,942
Clearly, the aptly named
English is a fool.

415
00:32:19,017 --> 00:32:22,680
He might be a fool, but he's
a fool who keeps showing up.

416
00:32:22,754 --> 00:32:26,850
Well, the next time
he shows up,

417
00:32:26,925 --> 00:32:29,086
eliminate him.

418
00:32:29,995 --> 00:32:30,290
Thank you.

419
00:32:30,996 --> 00:32:33,294
Dieter Klein
and Klaus Vendetta, sir.

420
00:32:33,331 --> 00:32:37,961
Released from prison six months ago.
3 27 convictions between them.

421
00:32:38,036 --> 00:32:40,163
Armed robbery,
grievous bodily harm...

422
00:32:40,238 --> 00:32:42,672
and combined parking fines
of more than 400--

423
00:32:42,741 --> 00:32:45,301
Uh, yes, all right. Thank you, Bough.
I think we get the picture.

424
00:32:46,011 --> 00:32:49,105
The point is, sir,
that Vendetta and Klein...

425
00:32:49,180 --> 00:32:52,707
are both in the employ
of Monsieur Sauvage.

426
00:32:52,784 --> 00:32:55,947
- Pascal Sauvage?
- Precisely, sir.

427
00:32:56,021 --> 00:32:58,888
But you're not suggesting
Sauvage is involved?

428
00:32:58,957 --> 00:33:01,152
I think he's more
than just involved, sir.

429
00:33:01,226 --> 00:33:03,694
I'm convinced he's
up to his French neck in it.

430
00:33:03,762 --> 00:33:07,323
Don't be absurd. Sauvage
employs thousands of people.

431
00:33:07,399 --> 00:33:10,027
Just because two of them
are villains doesn't mean that he is.

432
00:33:10,068 --> 00:33:13,868
I want him discounted from this
investigation immediately.

433
00:33:13,938 --> 00:33:15,929
Yes, sir.

434
00:33:19,311 --> 00:33:24,476
All right. Tonight I shall be
at Sauvage's reception
for the new French ambassador.

435
00:33:24,549 --> 00:33:26,540
Any developments,
you can reach me there.

436
00:33:26,584 --> 00:33:30,987
Apart from that, I don't want you
within a hundred miles of the man.

437
00:33:31,056 --> 00:33:33,081
Absolutely, sir.

438
00:33:33,558 --> 00:33:37,255
Requisition order: MI7 quartermasters
for immediate supply;

439
00:33:37,329 --> 00:33:41,493
one military transport plane,
fully fueled, with permission
for nighttime city over flight;

440
00:33:41,566 --> 00:33:46,230
two night camouflage parachutes,
plus reserves, plus neoprene
bodysuits, twice, in black.

441
00:33:46,304 --> 00:33:48,602
I've never liked the navy blue.

442
00:33:48,673 --> 00:33:51,733
And a 40-inch chest for me
'cause I need the sleeve length.

443
00:33:51,776 --> 00:33:53,676
- Morning, Felch.
- Morning.

444
00:33:53,745 --> 00:33:56,236
Oh, and two Special Forces
signet rings,

445
00:33:56,314 --> 00:33:58,043
primed and color-coded.

446
00:33:58,083 --> 00:34:00,779
- What's all this for?
- For tonight's operation.

447
00:34:00,819 --> 00:34:03,720
We're going to break into
Sauvage's headquarters.

448
00:34:03,755 --> 00:34:05,814
- But Pegasus said--
- Let me worry about Pegasus.

449
00:34:05,857 --> 00:34:10,954
I know that Sauvage
is behind all this, and tonight
we're going to get the evidence.

450
00:34:11,029 --> 00:34:14,465
- Is something wrong, sir?
- Did that sound like Felch to you?

451
00:34:43,695 --> 00:34:46,960
[ Whispers ]
Bough--

452
00:35:01,312 --> 00:35:03,678
[ Whispers ]
You, upstairs.

453
00:35:15,727 --> 00:35:18,287
[ Grunts, Groans ]

454
00:35:18,363 --> 00:35:20,354
Ow.

455
00:35:52,630 --> 00:35:54,825
Can you see him, Bough?

456
00:35:54,899 --> 00:35:58,130
He's on the upper level, sir.

457
00:36:03,741 --> 00:36:05,732
Got him.

458
00:36:11,950 --> 00:36:16,250
And like a coiled viper...
he strikes.

459
00:36:18,923 --> 00:36:21,323
[ Bough Groans ]

460
00:36:25,563 --> 00:36:28,760
So what you're saying, sir,
is there must have been two of them?

461
00:36:28,833 --> 00:36:31,165
Oh, at least, Bough.
Possibly four.

462
00:36:31,236 --> 00:36:32,726
I wonder why
I didn't see them.

463
00:36:32,770 --> 00:36:34,897
You mustn't dwell
on your mistakes.

464
00:36:34,939 --> 00:36:39,342
- You must learn from them, then move on.
- Yes, sir.

465
00:36:39,410 --> 00:36:43,437
- So where were you, sir?
-Just drop it, Bough!

466
00:36:47,519 --> 00:36:51,148
- Aah! What is it, sir?
- That bike.

467
00:36:52,657 --> 00:36:55,649
You get things
sorted out for tonight.

468
00:37:10,675 --> 00:37:13,610
Well, well, we meet again.

469
00:37:13,678 --> 00:37:16,306
Mr. English.
What a pleasant surprise.

470
00:37:16,381 --> 00:37:18,542
I wondered when
you might show up again.

471
00:37:18,616 --> 00:37:23,212
On the contrary, Miss Campbell. It is
not I who keeps showing up. It's you.

472
00:37:23,288 --> 00:37:25,779
Do you like sushi?

473
00:37:25,857 --> 00:37:27,882
Hmm?

474
00:37:29,360 --> 00:37:33,057
Oh, sushi! I practically
live off the stuff.

475
00:37:33,131 --> 00:37:37,067
You might say the mysteries
of the Orient are no mystery to me.

476
00:37:46,010 --> 00:37:50,003
- Sake?
- Ah. Sake.

477
00:37:50,982 --> 00:37:53,109
[ Speaking Japanese ]
Cheers.

478
00:37:53,184 --> 00:37:58,554
May all your daughters
be born with three bottoms.

479
00:38:05,597 --> 00:38:08,566
Now then, perhaps
you can explain how it is...

480
00:38:08,600 --> 00:38:11,160
that I run into you
at two crime scenes...

481
00:38:11,202 --> 00:38:15,639
and then can't find any record of you
on a single government computer.

482
00:38:15,707 --> 00:38:18,335
Shouldn't you ask
the government that?

483
00:38:18,409 --> 00:38:21,071
I am the government
and I'm asking you.

484
00:38:25,083 --> 00:38:26,948
Let me.

485
00:38:28,419 --> 00:38:31,047
Mmm. You're brave.

486
00:38:31,122 --> 00:38:34,319
They say that sea urchin's
the ultimate acquired taste.

487
00:38:34,392 --> 00:38:38,226
Hmm. It's a personal
favorite of mine.

488
00:38:42,734 --> 00:38:46,568
I think people are put off
by how it feeds through its bottom.

489
00:38:46,638 --> 00:38:49,004
Would you excuse me
for a moment?

490
00:38:49,073 --> 00:38:52,873
[ Gagging ]

491
00:39:00,885 --> 00:39:03,911
[ Shouting In Japanese ]

492
00:39:08,726 --> 00:39:11,820
Excuse me. Sorry. I'm from MI7.
Sorry. I'm a secret agent.

493
00:39:30,848 --> 00:39:33,908
- Everything set, Bough?
-Just about, sir.

494
00:39:33,985 --> 00:39:38,285
Actually, sir, do you mind if I
run through the plan one more time?

495
00:39:38,356 --> 00:39:40,688
- No, no.
- These are the two buildings here.

496
00:39:40,792 --> 00:39:45,422
This one is our target, Sauvage's
headquarters, next to City Hospital.

497
00:39:45,496 --> 00:39:48,863
I jump first and land
on the south side of the roof,

498
00:39:48,933 --> 00:39:52,232
abseil down 1 4 floors and
cut through this window here.

499
00:39:52,303 --> 00:39:56,296
[ English ] I then land on the east side
and abseil down 1 2 floors.

500
00:39:56,374 --> 00:39:59,070
Where you wait for my signal
that I've disabled the alarm system.

501
00:39:59,110 --> 00:40:01,908
- Yes.
- You them break into this window here,

502
00:40:01,946 --> 00:40:05,245
work your way along the secure corridor
and penetrate Sauvage's office.

503
00:40:05,316 --> 00:40:07,944
- Yes, yes.
- Is that okay, sir?

504
00:40:07,985 --> 00:40:11,546
It's been okay ever since
I thought up the idea, Bough.

505
00:40:15,960 --> 00:40:18,986
Oh, I nearly forgot, sir.
Your laser beacon.

506
00:40:19,063 --> 00:40:22,123
- My what?
- Your laser beacon!

507
00:40:22,200 --> 00:40:24,930
It'll guide you
onto Sauvage's building.

508
00:40:25,002 --> 00:40:28,494
Your dependence on hardware
really does amuse me, Bough.

509
00:40:28,573 --> 00:40:31,440
I've been dropped
into the Kalahari Desert...

510
00:40:31,509 --> 00:40:36,071
carrying nothing more than a toothbrush
and a packet of sherbet lemons,

511
00:40:36,147 --> 00:40:40,481
and I still found my way
to Bulawayo before Ramadan.

512
00:40:40,551 --> 00:40:44,544
So thank you, Bough,
but no thank you.

513
00:40:47,525 --> 00:40:49,993
- [ Buzzer Sounds ]
- Bough, go!

514
00:40:50,061 --> 00:40:52,655
Geronimo!

515
00:41:19,524 --> 00:41:24,257
- [ Buzzer Sounds ]
- Fandango!

516
00:41:46,284 --> 00:41:50,812
Ugh.! Ai-yi-yi.

517
00:41:55,893 --> 00:41:58,293
Right.

518
00:42:13,845 --> 00:42:17,406
- [ Beeps ]
- Alarm's disabled, sir.

519
00:42:17,481 --> 00:42:19,472
Roger that, Bough.

520
00:42:21,519 --> 00:42:24,511
[ Grunts, Groans ]

521
00:42:57,021 --> 00:43:00,047
This is worse
than I thought, Bough.

522
00:43:00,124 --> 00:43:04,322
Sauvage has got some kind
of laboratory set up here.

523
00:43:04,395 --> 00:43:07,592
God knows what kind
of sick operation he's running.

524
00:43:07,665 --> 00:43:09,656
[ Door Opens ]

525
00:43:20,678 --> 00:43:23,511
My God, what
have they done to you?

526
00:43:23,581 --> 00:43:26,914
They've taken
some of my blood.

527
00:43:27,018 --> 00:43:30,579
- Bastards!
- It's only for tests.

528
00:43:30,655 --> 00:43:33,522
Of course it is.
Come on, my friend.

529
00:43:33,591 --> 00:43:36,822
Let's get you out ofhere
before they take anything else.

530
00:43:38,496 --> 00:43:40,760
[ Groaning ]

531
00:43:45,069 --> 00:43:49,301
Ah! Good evening,
Dr. Frankenstein.

532
00:43:49,373 --> 00:43:51,500
This way, please.

533
00:43:51,575 --> 00:43:54,476
Come on.
I haven't got all night.

534
00:43:54,545 --> 00:43:57,537
And you,
you angels of death.

535
00:43:57,615 --> 00:44:00,379
About turn.
Come on, let's go.

536
00:44:00,451 --> 00:44:02,817
Come on, come on.
Keep moving.

537
00:44:02,887 --> 00:44:06,448
Come on. Over there. I know
what you're doing here. And you.

538
00:44:06,524 --> 00:44:09,721
Come on. Quicker. Quicker.
Over there.

539
00:44:11,195 --> 00:44:13,595
Now then,

540
00:44:13,631 --> 00:44:17,294
perhaps you could direct me
to your evil paymaster.

541
00:44:17,368 --> 00:44:21,896
- What are you talking about?
- You know exactly
what I'm talking about.

542
00:44:21,973 --> 00:44:26,034
Where is the office
of Pascal Sauvage?

543
00:44:50,968 --> 00:44:54,096
Are you coming over here
in a minute, sir?

544
00:44:56,440 --> 00:44:58,271
I'm from MI7.

545
00:44:58,342 --> 00:45:01,334
This has been a test of your
emergency response systems,

546
00:45:01,412 --> 00:45:04,677
and I have to say
you've all done extremely well.

547
00:45:04,749 --> 00:45:06,876
Right.
Well, I'll leave you to it.

548
00:45:06,917 --> 00:45:10,148
And, uh, get well soon.

549
00:45:15,693 --> 00:45:19,993
Oh, God!

550
00:45:38,716 --> 00:45:41,048
Sir. Sir.

551
00:45:45,356 --> 00:45:47,824
[ Exhales ]

552
00:45:47,892 --> 00:45:51,328
Did you just land
on the wrong building?

553
00:45:51,395 --> 00:45:55,331
I did a precautionary sweep
of the immediate environment.

554
00:45:55,399 --> 00:45:57,492
Right.

555
00:45:58,702 --> 00:46:01,170
- And everything was fine.
- Good.

556
00:46:01,238 --> 00:46:03,468
Okay, let's go.

557
00:46:07,411 --> 00:46:12,041
I will be downstairs
at the reception--

558
00:46:20,224 --> 00:46:24,183
- That's far enough.
- Well, good evening.

559
00:46:24,261 --> 00:46:27,492
- Perhaps you'd like this as well.
- What is it?

560
00:46:27,565 --> 00:46:30,432
- Let me show you.
- Aah!

561
00:46:30,501 --> 00:46:33,026
Well executed, Bough,
but completely redundant.

562
00:46:33,104 --> 00:46:36,335
- How do you mean, sir?
- Super-strength muscle relaxant.

563
00:46:36,407 --> 00:46:39,865
When he wakes up, he'll be
as floppy as a damp old sock.

564
00:46:41,612 --> 00:46:44,547
[ Men Conversing, Indistinct ]

565
00:46:46,050 --> 00:46:47,915
What's this?

566
00:47:02,566 --> 00:47:06,195
That's the face of
the archbishop of Canterbury.

567
00:47:09,440 --> 00:47:12,273
[ English ]
What are they doing?

568
00:47:15,980 --> 00:47:19,643
[ English ] What's this got to do
with the Crown Jewels?

569
00:47:41,605 --> 00:47:43,664
Bough.

570
00:47:58,088 --> 00:48:01,285
[ Beep, Whirring ]

571
00:48:01,358 --> 00:48:03,417
[ Bough ]
English.

572
00:48:03,494 --> 00:48:05,758
A people whose empire
once covered...

573
00:48:05,796 --> 00:48:09,630
one quarter of the surface
of the earth.

574
00:48:09,667 --> 00:48:12,397
Alas, no longer.

575
00:48:12,469 --> 00:48:15,768
My friends ask me, ''Pascal,
how can you be so interested...

576
00:48:15,839 --> 00:48:19,468
in such a backward,
grotty little country?''

577
00:48:19,510 --> 00:48:23,037
My answer is simple:
the queen.

578
00:48:23,113 --> 00:48:27,072
The queen has more power
in her tiny white gloves...

579
00:48:27,151 --> 00:48:30,746
than any other head of state
in the entire world.

580
00:48:30,821 --> 00:48:33,221
She can declare war
or make peace,

581
00:48:33,290 --> 00:48:35,656
and most intriguingly...

582
00:48:35,726 --> 00:48:40,629
she can seize any piece of land
which takes her fancy.

583
00:48:40,698 --> 00:48:43,462
Of course,
the queen never uses...

584
00:48:43,500 --> 00:48:47,459
the enormous power
afforded to her.

585
00:48:47,538 --> 00:48:52,237
But imagine someone
who would use that power.

586
00:48:52,343 --> 00:48:56,006
Imagine, say, me.

587
00:48:56,080 --> 00:49:00,312
But how could he do that, sir?
How could he make himself king?

588
00:49:00,384 --> 00:49:02,579
The archbishop.

589
00:49:02,653 --> 00:49:05,178
- [ Sauvage Continues, Indistinct ]
- [ Door Opens ]

590
00:49:12,229 --> 00:49:14,322
Ow.

591
00:49:15,599 --> 00:49:19,262
Hands up.
There's a good fellow.

592
00:49:19,336 --> 00:49:21,167
Heavily armed for a late night
at the office.

593
00:49:21,238 --> 00:49:25,766
You fool, English. You'll never
get out of the building alive.

594
00:49:25,843 --> 00:49:28,141
I'd save your breath
for my questioning.

595
00:49:28,212 --> 00:49:30,180
I'm not telling you
anything.

596
00:49:30,247 --> 00:49:32,010
Incorrect.

597
00:49:33,284 --> 00:49:35,218
Sodium pentothal.

598
00:49:35,286 --> 00:49:38,847
- I won't lie to you. It's a truth serum.
- [ Groans ]

599
00:49:38,922 --> 00:49:43,655
Now then, why does Sauvage
want to have himself crowned?

600
00:49:43,727 --> 00:49:47,060
You have no idea
what's going on here, do you?

601
00:49:47,131 --> 00:49:50,294
[ Chuckles ] It would be funny
if it wasn't so ''pablibblit.''

602
00:49:50,367 --> 00:49:51,732
What?

603
00:49:51,802 --> 00:49:56,136
[ Mumbling Gibberish ]

604
00:49:58,609 --> 00:50:01,077
- He's talking gibberish, sir.
- I can hear that.

605
00:50:01,145 --> 00:50:03,136
[ Groans ]

606
00:50:03,247 --> 00:50:06,239
- He's collapsed onto me, sir.
- I can see that.

607
00:50:06,317 --> 00:50:09,753
- You don't think you could've
got the syringes mixed up?
- What?

608
00:50:09,820 --> 00:50:12,812
Given the guard outside truth serum
and given Klein the muscle relaxant?

609
00:50:12,890 --> 00:50:14,881
Aah!

610
00:50:14,958 --> 00:50:19,486
Don't be ridiculous, Bough.
I think I know my right from my left.

611
00:50:19,563 --> 00:50:22,657
- Sir?
- Oh, bugger it.

612
00:50:24,268 --> 00:50:26,327
Bough, take ''flodd.''

613
00:50:26,403 --> 00:50:30,533
- Take what, sir?
- ''Flodd.'' ''Schlage.''

614
00:50:30,607 --> 00:50:34,099
- I'm not quite getting
that second word, sir.
- ''Schlaaaagh!''

615
00:50:34,178 --> 00:50:36,203
- Write it down, sir.
- ''Schlaaaagh!''

616
00:50:36,280 --> 00:50:39,408
Yes!
[ Muttering Gibberish ]

617
00:50:40,751 --> 00:50:43,345
''C.'' C-A-- Uh--

618
00:50:43,420 --> 00:50:47,356
Car! Take the car!
We came by plane.

619
00:50:47,424 --> 00:50:50,291
[ Muttering Gibberish ]
Bugger off!.

620
00:50:50,361 --> 00:50:52,693
- Hold it right there.
- [ Groans ]

621
00:50:52,763 --> 00:50:56,290
- What's wrong with them?
- I'm not telling you.

622
00:50:56,367 --> 00:50:59,302
Wrong answer.

623
00:50:59,370 --> 00:51:01,634
What is it with you two?

624
00:51:01,705 --> 00:51:04,037
Huh?
[ Groaning ]

625
00:51:05,476 --> 00:51:07,205
Let's get outta here.

626
00:51:07,277 --> 00:51:09,268
Sorry, but who are you,
exactly?

627
00:51:09,346 --> 00:51:12,076
Special Agent Campbell.
I'm attached to Interpol in Paris.

628
00:51:12,149 --> 00:51:14,447
We've been watching Sauvage
for months.

629
00:51:14,518 --> 00:51:16,543
Why?

630
00:51:16,620 --> 00:51:19,817
Because every major convict released
from a Sauvage prison in six months...

631
00:51:19,890 --> 00:51:22,154
has been employed
by one of his companies.

632
00:51:22,226 --> 00:51:24,717
We believe he's recruiting them
for a major criminal conspiracy.

633
00:51:24,795 --> 00:51:27,491
- We just don't know what yet.
- [ English Mumbles Gibberish ]

634
00:51:28,866 --> 00:51:31,164
- What did he say?
- Pegasus!

635
00:51:31,235 --> 00:51:33,635
We have to report
to Pegasus!

636
00:51:33,704 --> 00:51:35,763
Oh, no, sir.
No, no, no.

637
00:51:35,839 --> 00:51:38,967
- How do we get out of here?
- Hey, you two!

638
00:51:39,042 --> 00:51:41,840
What you did to me
really hurt.

639
00:51:41,912 --> 00:51:46,349
Yeah. Sorry about that. How do we
get out of here without being seen?

640
00:51:46,417 --> 00:51:49,250
Okay.

641
00:51:49,319 --> 00:51:53,187
Left by the fountain, right by the fire
exit, to the elevator at the end.

642
00:51:53,257 --> 00:51:55,691
- Thank you.
- Oh, my God.

643
00:51:55,759 --> 00:51:57,522
Nice job, Bough.

644
00:51:57,594 --> 00:52:00,529
- Left, sir. Left!
- [ English Muttering ]

645
00:52:00,597 --> 00:52:03,691
[ Bough ] Sir,you can't go
to Sauvage's reception in this state.

646
00:52:03,767 --> 00:52:06,702
The effect of the drug
has practically worn off.

647
00:52:06,770 --> 00:52:08,761
I'm ''fline''--

648
00:52:08,839 --> 00:52:11,103
''schline''--
uh, ''gline''--

649
00:52:11,175 --> 00:52:13,939
**[ Orchestra ]

650
00:52:21,218 --> 00:52:23,778
- Monsieur.
- Ah. Thank you.

651
00:52:23,854 --> 00:52:25,913
[ Glass Shatters ]

652
00:52:27,891 --> 00:52:30,189
- Would you like another?
- Please.

653
00:52:36,567 --> 00:52:38,398
Thank you.

654
00:52:41,705 --> 00:52:43,696
[ Groans ]

655
00:52:43,774 --> 00:52:45,969
What in God's name--

656
00:52:46,043 --> 00:52:48,068
Ah, Foreign ''Sebretarary.''

657
00:52:48,145 --> 00:52:50,705
Um--
[ Moans ]

658
00:52:51,448 --> 00:52:52,710
Aah!

659
00:52:52,783 --> 00:52:56,150
- **[ Up-tempo ]
- Shall we dance?

660
00:53:37,861 --> 00:53:40,421
[ Groans ]

661
00:53:46,103 --> 00:53:49,197
Excuse me, sir.
I'm very sorry to interrupt--

662
00:53:49,273 --> 00:53:51,400
Pascal, how nice
to see you again.

663
00:53:51,475 --> 00:53:54,103
- Enjoying the party?
- Oh, splendid affair.

664
00:53:54,177 --> 00:53:59,308
I was until I was informed
that your man English...

665
00:53:59,383 --> 00:54:02,375
and his curious boyfriend here
have spent the evening...

666
00:54:02,452 --> 00:54:05,979
breaking into my office
and assaulting my staff.

667
00:54:06,056 --> 00:54:09,355
- Is this true, Bough?
- Well, we-- we--

668
00:54:19,803 --> 00:54:22,101
What do you think
you're up to?

669
00:54:22,172 --> 00:54:25,073
- Sir, if I could just offer--
- Go home, Bough!

670
00:54:25,142 --> 00:54:26,973
Now!

671
00:54:27,044 --> 00:54:29,672
I gave you direct orders
not to meddle with Sauvage.

672
00:54:29,746 --> 00:54:33,204
What do you do? Break into his office
and assault two of his staff.

673
00:54:33,317 --> 00:54:37,754
Then you march in here,
loaded with God knows what,
and insult the foreign secretary.

674
00:54:37,821 --> 00:54:40,654
I haven't encountered such
behavior in Whitehall in 30 years.

675
00:54:40,724 --> 00:54:43,659
- But--
- There are no ''buts,'' English.

676
00:54:43,727 --> 00:54:47,356
You're off the case. Your security
clearance is hereby canceled.

677
00:54:47,431 --> 00:54:50,832
After a three-month leave of absence,
you will return at your old grade.

678
00:54:50,901 --> 00:54:54,029
And I hope never
to hear your name again.

679
00:55:18,729 --> 00:55:21,357
[ Thunder Rumbling ]

680
00:55:46,823 --> 00:55:49,257
[ Sauvage ]
English has seen too much.

681
00:55:49,326 --> 00:55:51,851
We go to plan ''B.''

682
00:55:51,928 --> 00:55:54,362
Get rid of
the fake archbishop...

683
00:55:54,431 --> 00:55:57,366
and green-light
the visit to Her Majesty.

684
00:55:57,434 --> 00:56:01,268
Then this pathetic country
can humiliate itself...

685
00:56:01,505 --> 00:56:03,996
by crowning me officially.

686
00:56:15,686 --> 00:56:19,952
THE QUEEN'S RESI DENCE
AT SANDRI NGHAM

687
00:56:30,200 --> 00:56:32,225
That's a letter
of abdication...

688
00:56:32,302 --> 00:56:34,293
renouncing your claims
to the throne...

689
00:56:34,371 --> 00:56:37,465
and the claims
of your entire family.

690
00:56:37,541 --> 00:56:39,532
Sign it.

691
00:56:47,617 --> 00:56:49,676
Never.

692
00:56:50,987 --> 00:56:53,285
[ Yelps ]

693
00:56:53,356 --> 00:56:55,847
- [ Gun Cocks ]
- [ Whimpers ]

694
00:56:59,029 --> 00:57:00,758
[ Dog Barks ]

695
00:57:00,831 --> 00:57:04,392
- [ Rings ]
- Yes?

696
00:57:04,501 --> 00:57:07,902
Prime Minister, sorry to call so late,
but I'm afraid the queen is abdicating.

697
00:57:07,938 --> 00:57:09,405
What?

698
00:57:09,473 --> 00:57:13,910
Abdicated?
But that's not possible.

699
00:57:13,977 --> 00:57:16,172
I only wish that were true.

700
00:57:16,246 --> 00:57:20,410
- Let me talk to her. Maybe she just--
- Pascal, she's gone.

701
00:57:20,484 --> 00:57:23,214
My people have spent
the last 1 0 hours...

702
00:57:23,320 --> 00:57:25,788
trying to track down
the rightful heir to the throne...

703
00:57:25,822 --> 00:57:30,259
and they've come up with a name,
which they've double-checked.

704
00:57:30,327 --> 00:57:32,818
Who is it?

705
00:57:32,896 --> 00:57:36,024
- It's you.
- No!

706
00:57:37,601 --> 00:57:40,331
** [ Whistling ]

707
00:57:40,403 --> 00:57:43,463
[ Radio Announcer ] In the wake
of the return of the Crown Jewels...

708
00:57:43,540 --> 00:57:45,599
to a police station
in North London,

709
00:57:45,675 --> 00:57:48,439
Pascal Sauvage has requested
that his coronation...

710
00:57:48,512 --> 00:57:51,037
take place
this Thursday.

711
00:57:51,114 --> 00:57:54,481
In the House, the prime minister said he
was looking forward to the ceremony...

712
00:57:54,518 --> 00:57:57,715
and he believed that Monsieur Sauvage
will make a fine king...

713
00:57:57,788 --> 00:58:02,657
and will bring all that is
best about modern Europe
to our ancient institutions.

714
00:58:02,726 --> 00:58:05,126
[ Doorbell Ringing ]

715
00:58:10,133 --> 00:58:12,829
Get your car keys.
We've got work to do.

716
00:58:12,903 --> 00:58:16,066
- Miss Campbell.
- Sauvage is heading back to France.

717
00:58:16,139 --> 00:58:20,838
He's invited 1 3 of
the richest criminal masterminds
in the world to meet him there.

718
00:58:20,911 --> 00:58:23,937
I'm sorry, Miss Campbell.
I'm off the case.

719
00:58:24,648 --> 00:58:26,047
It's been reassigned.

720
00:58:26,116 --> 00:58:28,778
I know.
Reassigned to me.

721
00:58:32,455 --> 00:58:35,151
- I want you with me.
-Just leave me alone.

722
00:58:35,258 --> 00:58:39,058
Are you gonna sit here in this
grotty flat feeling sorry for yourself?

723
00:58:39,129 --> 00:58:42,394
Or are you gonna get out there
and save your country?

724
00:58:43,600 --> 00:58:45,932
I'm gonna sit in the flat.

725
00:58:46,002 --> 00:58:50,098
-Johnny, this is ridiculous.
- I'm a spent force.

726
00:58:51,842 --> 00:58:54,675
Spent, my ass.

727
00:58:59,583 --> 00:59:01,414
Ow.

728
00:59:02,652 --> 00:59:05,143
Will... you...
please... stop?

729
00:59:15,866 --> 00:59:18,027
[ Groans ]

730
00:59:18,101 --> 00:59:20,160
I'll just be a minute.

731
00:59:39,222 --> 00:59:42,487
NORTHERN FRANCE

732
01:00:05,382 --> 01:00:09,079
It'll be nightfall in an hour.
Then we can strike out for the chateau.

733
01:00:09,152 --> 01:00:12,417
The fact is, the moment Sauvage
gets that crown on his head,

734
01:00:12,489 --> 01:00:15,754
he'll be able to do whatever he likes
with the country that I love,

735
01:00:15,825 --> 01:00:18,555
and that is why you and I
have got to stop him.

736
01:00:20,363 --> 01:00:24,026
- Relishing the thought?
- Something like that.

737
01:00:27,003 --> 01:00:30,734
I suppose you've made love
to lots of women, haven't you,Johnny?

738
01:00:32,509 --> 01:00:37,276
Uh--
Uh, well, you know,

739
01:00:37,347 --> 01:00:40,043
one does one's best.

740
01:00:41,518 --> 01:00:43,349
It's just--

741
01:00:43,420 --> 01:00:48,483
Well, it's been three years
since my fiancé left me,

742
01:00:48,558 --> 01:00:52,392
and since then I haven't
made love to anyone.

743
01:00:52,462 --> 01:00:54,396
But then I met you...

744
01:00:55,699 --> 01:00:58,691
and I felt this...
hunger...

745
01:00:58,768 --> 01:01:00,793
deep down inside.

746
01:01:00,837 --> 01:01:05,297
I wanted to say things to you,
I wanted to do things to you...

747
01:01:05,408 --> 01:01:09,936
that I haven't wanted to do
in a very, very, very long time.

748
01:01:11,281 --> 01:01:13,875
[ Gulps ]

749
01:01:13,950 --> 01:01:16,851
What, uh--

750
01:01:16,920 --> 01:01:19,821
What sort of things
are we talking about?

751
01:01:19,889 --> 01:01:22,824
Things like
punching you in the face,

752
01:01:22,892 --> 01:01:26,259
kicking you in the backside for being
such a pompous, know-nothing asshole.

753
01:01:26,329 --> 01:01:30,663
But then I started to see beyond
the idiot that everybody else saw.

754
01:01:30,734 --> 01:01:33,760
I started to see
the man on the inside...

755
01:01:33,837 --> 01:01:38,001
who was determined to do his duty,
no matter what or who lay in his way.

756
01:01:38,074 --> 01:01:42,033
And I began to feel
other things for him,

757
01:01:42,112 --> 01:01:46,947
to want to do
other things for him.

758
01:01:47,017 --> 01:01:49,508
Things...

759
01:01:49,586 --> 01:01:53,386
involving plastic toys
and soft cheese?

760
01:01:53,456 --> 01:01:58,189
- What? [ Scoffs ]
- What? What?

761
01:01:58,261 --> 01:02:02,721
You're toying with me.
You're telling me to stop in
the gentlest way you know how.

762
01:02:02,799 --> 01:02:04,892
No. N-N-No--

763
01:02:04,968 --> 01:02:06,629
You're such a special person...

764
01:02:06,703 --> 01:02:09,934
not to take advantage of me
while I'm vulnerable.

765
01:02:10,006 --> 01:02:12,566
- N-No-- Well--
- So thank you...

766
01:02:12,642 --> 01:02:14,940
for being such a gentleman.

767
01:02:17,480 --> 01:02:19,778
Not at all.

768
01:02:41,304 --> 01:02:44,671
I know what you're thinking,
Miss Campbell.

769
01:02:44,741 --> 01:02:47,608
If we don't pull this off, God knows
what might happen to England.

770
01:02:47,677 --> 01:02:51,078
Actually, I was thinking there must be
a better way in than that pipe.

771
01:02:52,215 --> 01:02:53,705
Well, there isn't.

772
01:02:53,750 --> 01:02:57,481
I've analyzed it from every angle,
and this is the best option.

773
01:02:57,554 --> 01:03:01,354
I'll go in first, and if it's a clear
way through, I'll call down.

774
01:03:03,026 --> 01:03:05,153
Johnny.

775
01:03:05,228 --> 01:03:08,527
- Be careful.
- I'm always careful.

776
01:03:08,598 --> 01:03:10,498
Ohh.

777
01:03:39,395 --> 01:03:42,523
[ Gagging, Coughing ]

778
01:03:45,201 --> 01:03:47,362
[ Fart ]

779
01:03:54,711 --> 01:03:57,805
[ Toilets Flushing ]

780
01:03:59,883 --> 01:04:02,852
- [ Tapping On Glass ]
- Gentlemen.

781
01:04:02,886 --> 01:04:04,786
In a few hours time...

782
01:04:04,821 --> 01:04:08,154
I will become
the next king of England.

783
01:04:25,675 --> 01:04:28,166
[ Whispers ]
Oh, no.

784
01:04:43,493 --> 01:04:45,518
Hyah--
[ Gagging, Coughing ]

785
01:04:45,595 --> 01:04:48,462
- How did you get here?
- Up the ladder.

786
01:04:48,531 --> 01:04:51,091
Pull yourself together.
It's only a bit of poo.

787
01:04:55,305 --> 01:04:58,468
Oh! Oh, it's cold!
It's cold!

788
01:04:58,875 --> 01:05:00,706
What is the one commodity...

789
01:05:00,777 --> 01:05:05,646
the world never seems
to run out of?

790
01:05:05,715 --> 01:05:07,876
Criminals, gentlemen.

791
01:05:07,951 --> 01:05:10,249
- [ Guests Murmuring ]
- Lawbreakers.

792
01:05:10,320 --> 01:05:14,086
Every nation in the world
struggles...

793
01:05:14,157 --> 01:05:16,921
with the issue
of overcrowded prisons.

794
01:05:16,993 --> 01:05:22,329
So, what do we do
with all these villains?

795
01:05:22,398 --> 01:05:25,458
Find the solution
to that problem...

796
01:05:25,535 --> 01:05:29,904
and the governments of the world
would pay you through their nose.

797
01:05:30,907 --> 01:05:34,070
Fortunately,
I have found a solution.

798
01:05:36,346 --> 01:05:40,442
We empty every prison
on the entire planet,

799
01:05:40,516 --> 01:05:45,579
we take the resulting
tidal wave ofhuman scum...

800
01:05:45,655 --> 01:05:48,317
and we put it here.

801
01:05:48,391 --> 01:05:50,552
[ Gasping, Murmuring ]

802
01:05:51,861 --> 01:05:55,353
The moment
I am crowned king,

803
01:05:55,431 --> 01:05:58,161
I will turn England
into the largest prison...

804
01:05:58,234 --> 01:06:01,101
in the history
of the world.

805
01:06:02,372 --> 01:06:06,035
2 1 0,000 square miles...

806
01:06:06,109 --> 01:06:08,304
of prime real estate...

807
01:06:08,378 --> 01:06:12,109
conveniently separated
from true civilization...

808
01:06:12,181 --> 01:06:14,445
by 20 miles of ocean...

809
01:06:14,517 --> 01:06:16,781
- and soon to be available...
- Come on.

810
01:06:16,853 --> 01:06:22,814
for the entire world
to dump its human waste in.

811
01:06:22,892 --> 01:06:24,985
According to
current projections,

812
01:06:25,061 --> 01:06:31,000
we will not run out of prison space
for the next 500 years.

813
01:06:31,067 --> 01:06:35,163
So, tonight one,
and only one, of you...

814
01:06:35,238 --> 01:06:40,335
will leave here
owning 49 percent...

815
01:06:40,410 --> 01:06:42,844
of this venture.

816
01:06:42,912 --> 01:06:47,849
So that's his little game.
We must get hold of that DVD.

817
01:06:47,917 --> 01:06:51,045
But how,Johnny?
There's only two of us.

818
01:06:51,120 --> 01:06:53,384
You're young, Miss Campbell,
and inexperienced.

819
01:06:53,456 --> 01:06:55,822
What you seem to
have forgotten is that...

820
01:06:55,892 --> 01:06:59,350
[ Over P.A. Speaker ]
nobody knows we are here.

821
01:06:59,429 --> 01:07:02,921
At our disposal we have
the vital element of surprise.

822
01:07:02,999 --> 01:07:06,093
Now, my plan is simple
but effective.

823
01:07:06,169 --> 01:07:10,765
I shall drop from the gallery
at this end of the room
and take Sauvage prisoner.

824
01:07:10,840 --> 01:07:15,470
You will then enter from the far door,
cutting off any means of escape.

825
01:07:15,578 --> 01:07:21,016
Then, using Sauvage as a hostage,
we'll get the hell out ofhere. Clear?

826
01:07:28,524 --> 01:07:30,856
Get 'em up,
you French ponce.

827
01:07:30,927 --> 01:07:35,455
But, Mr. English,
I'm gobsmacked!

828
01:07:35,531 --> 01:07:38,056
What an unexpected surprise.

829
01:07:38,134 --> 01:07:41,763
Surprises are very much
my speciality, Sauvage.

830
01:07:43,005 --> 01:07:45,803
I think we've seen
enough of this.

831
01:07:45,875 --> 01:07:52,747
I know exactly what you're planning,
and I'm here to put a stop to it.

832
01:07:52,815 --> 01:07:57,582
My bottom will be king of England
before you are.

833
01:07:57,653 --> 01:07:59,644
Wrong again.

834
01:07:59,722 --> 01:08:02,953
Perhaps you'd care
to look behind you.

835
01:08:03,025 --> 01:08:05,391
Oh, please.

836
01:08:05,461 --> 01:08:08,430
[ Weapons Cock ]

837
01:08:08,498 --> 01:08:10,557
Lorna!

838
01:08:13,369 --> 01:08:15,462
I'm sorry,Johnny.

839
01:08:15,538 --> 01:08:19,474
Well, I'm afraid
that we'll have to...

840
01:08:19,542 --> 01:08:22,272
conclude the floor show
for tonight.

841
01:08:22,345 --> 01:08:24,176
Not so fast, Sauvage.

842
01:08:24,247 --> 01:08:28,775
You may have taken me,
but you'll never take England.

843
01:08:28,851 --> 01:08:31,649
Not as long as I have
breath in my body...

844
01:08:31,721 --> 01:08:34,019
or a bullet in my gun.

845
01:08:34,090 --> 01:08:36,183
[ Click ]

846
01:08:43,166 --> 01:08:47,830
You know, Mr. English,
I'm going to miss you. Really.

847
01:08:47,904 --> 01:08:50,168
You're very entertaining.
I thank you.

848
01:08:50,239 --> 01:08:51,900
Take them away.

849
01:08:56,579 --> 01:08:58,342
[ Radio Announcer ]
Good morning, everybody,

850
01:08:58,414 --> 01:09:00,609
and welcome to
the breakfast show.

851
01:09:00,683 --> 01:09:02,878
[ Speaking French ]

852
01:09:02,952 --> 01:09:06,217
As the crowds are gathering here for
the crowning of our first French king...

853
01:09:06,289 --> 01:09:08,450
since the year 1 066,

854
01:09:08,524 --> 01:09:13,484
call here at London FM with the top ten
things you most love about the French.

855
01:09:13,563 --> 01:09:16,225
We haven't had
any calls yet, uh, at all,

856
01:09:16,265 --> 01:09:20,668
but the lines are still open
and I'll give you that number again--

857
01:09:20,736 --> 01:09:23,864
0-2-0-7--
zero, deux, zero, sept--

858
01:09:26,542 --> 01:09:28,737
This is not good,
Johnny.

859
01:09:28,811 --> 01:09:30,972
We've got to think
of something.

860
01:09:32,748 --> 01:09:36,013
[Johnny ]
Wait a minute. I've got an idea.

861
01:09:36,085 --> 01:09:37,712
Hop! Hop!

862
01:09:37,787 --> 01:09:41,553
And hop! And hop!
And stop!

863
01:09:41,624 --> 01:09:44,092
Now, are you familiar...

864
01:09:44,160 --> 01:09:47,891
with the shaman throat warblers
of the Guatemalan delta?

865
01:09:47,964 --> 01:09:49,363
What?

866
01:09:49,432 --> 01:09:51,423
It has long been
their belief...

867
01:09:51,501 --> 01:09:55,562
that a whistle pitched at the precise
resonant frequency of a metal lock...

868
01:09:55,638 --> 01:10:00,075
will vibrate the levers in such a way
that the door will simply swing open.

869
01:10:00,109 --> 01:10:01,701
Unbelievable.

870
01:10:01,777 --> 01:10:04,746
- And kneel.
- [ Groaning ]

871
01:10:07,683 --> 01:10:10,618
Right. Here goes.

872
01:10:10,686 --> 01:10:13,917
[ Whistle:
Ascending Tone ]

873
01:10:13,990 --> 01:10:16,857
- [ Sighs ]
- [ Whistle Continues ]

874
01:10:16,959 --> 01:10:19,086
[ Tone Goes Silent ]

875
01:10:22,031 --> 01:10:26,365
- I can't hear anything.
- I'm into ultrasonic.

876
01:10:26,435 --> 01:10:29,370
Will you just stop all this
and face facts?

877
01:10:29,438 --> 01:10:33,169
We've failed. The only thing
that can save us now is a miracle.

878
01:10:37,647 --> 01:10:39,979
- [ Rasping Tone ]
- [ Lock Clicks ]

879
01:10:40,049 --> 01:10:41,744
It worked!

880
01:10:41,817 --> 01:10:44,547
- Ohh!
- Sir?

881
01:10:52,795 --> 01:10:55,821
I don't know why you hauled yourself up
that dreadful poo tube, Bough,

882
01:10:55,898 --> 01:10:59,732
when there was a perfectly good ladder
right beside it.

883
01:10:59,802 --> 01:11:02,236
Now, Sauvage may have
fooled the country...

884
01:11:02,305 --> 01:11:05,069
with his fake archbishop
and his secret agenda,

885
01:11:05,141 --> 01:11:07,507
but he hasn't fooled me.

886
01:11:08,244 --> 01:11:11,475
- So, here's the plan.
- [ Gasps ]

887
01:11:38,741 --> 01:11:42,404
**[ Orchestra, Chorus.
Majestic ]

888
01:12:06,636 --> 01:12:10,732
*Let all good people
rejoice *

889
01:12:11,807 --> 01:12:13,798
[ Chorus ]
*Rejoice *

890
01:12:15,111 --> 01:12:17,477
- *Rejoice *
- Aaah!

891
01:12:17,546 --> 01:12:21,448
*Let all good people
rejoice *

892
01:12:23,419 --> 01:12:25,717
*Rejoice *

893
01:12:25,788 --> 01:12:27,255
*Rejoice *

894
01:12:28,391 --> 01:12:30,882
*Rejoice *

895
01:12:30,960 --> 01:12:33,485
*Rejoice *

896
01:12:33,596 --> 01:12:36,156
*Rejoice *

897
01:12:36,232 --> 01:12:41,636
*And sing **

898
01:12:41,671 --> 01:12:46,370
Sirs, you are hereby called
to witness the anointing...

899
01:12:46,442 --> 01:12:52,745
of your one true lord
and future king Pascal.

900
01:12:52,815 --> 01:12:56,876
Pascal, are you willing
to take the oath?

901
01:12:56,952 --> 01:12:59,580
I am willing.

902
01:12:59,622 --> 01:13:03,956
Then be thou anointed...

903
01:13:04,026 --> 01:13:07,860
with this holy oil.

904
01:13:08,364 --> 01:13:14,564
And do you, the chosen bishops
of England, Scotland and Wales,

905
01:13:14,637 --> 01:13:17,470
ascent to this anointing?

906
01:13:17,540 --> 01:13:20,100
For Scotland, I do.

907
01:13:20,176 --> 01:13:21,871
For Wales, I do.

908
01:13:22,812 --> 01:13:25,872
For England, I do not!

909
01:13:25,948 --> 01:13:29,679
-[ Congregation Gasping, Murmuring ]
- English!

910
01:13:31,987 --> 01:13:36,651
That man must not be crowned king
because he is...

911
01:13:36,726 --> 01:13:39,559
a fraudster, a charlatan
and a thief.

912
01:13:39,628 --> 01:13:43,223
No, please.
Let him speak.

913
01:13:45,067 --> 01:13:48,093
It is this man,
Pascal Sauvage,

914
01:13:48,170 --> 01:13:51,401
who stole the Crown Jewels,

915
01:13:51,474 --> 01:13:53,669
who forced the queen
to abdicate...

916
01:13:53,743 --> 01:13:57,679
and who would kill anyone
who got in his way.

917
01:13:57,747 --> 01:13:59,738
It is the end,
Herr English.

918
01:13:59,815 --> 01:14:01,339
[ Yells ]

919
01:14:01,417 --> 01:14:04,944
[ English ] He has cheated,
conned and manipulated...

920
01:14:05,020 --> 01:14:07,784
this great country
for his own ends.

921
01:14:07,857 --> 01:14:10,189
He's fooled you all.!

922
01:14:12,194 --> 01:14:15,652
What's more,
this whole ceremony is a sham...

923
01:14:15,731 --> 01:14:19,326
because that man
standing in front of you...

924
01:14:19,401 --> 01:14:22,598
is not the archbishop
of Canterbury.

925
01:14:22,671 --> 01:14:24,969
[ Congregation Gasps ]

926
01:14:25,040 --> 01:14:28,874
English, a word of advice.
Don't go there.

927
01:14:28,944 --> 01:14:33,506
Shut it, Frenchy. I'll go
wherever I damn well please.

928
01:14:33,582 --> 01:14:37,109
- Now take it off.
- What?

929
01:14:37,186 --> 01:14:40,553
Your face
is made of plastic.

930
01:14:42,224 --> 01:14:44,192
Remove it at once.

931
01:14:44,260 --> 01:14:46,785
I have no idea
what you're talking about.

932
01:14:46,862 --> 01:14:50,889
Right. I'll just have to
remove it myself.

933
01:14:50,966 --> 01:14:55,198
Come on.!
[ Grunting, Muttering ]

934
01:14:55,271 --> 01:14:58,570
- Maybe it pulls up from the front.
-[ Archbishop Groaning ]

935
01:14:58,641 --> 01:15:01,109
Come on, you!

936
01:15:16,458 --> 01:15:18,983
- Aaah!
- Thank you very much.

937
01:15:20,796 --> 01:15:22,855
Must be a join here
somewhere.

938
01:15:22,932 --> 01:15:25,867
Fascinating performance
as always, Monsieur English,

939
01:15:25,935 --> 01:15:28,563
but I'm afraid
we must move on.

940
01:15:28,637 --> 01:15:33,040
Nobody's moving anywhere until I'm
finished with this piece of low-life.

941
01:15:33,108 --> 01:15:36,168
Do you or do you you not...

942
01:15:36,245 --> 01:15:39,442
have tattooed on your bottom
the words,

943
01:15:39,515 --> 01:15:42,575
''Jesus is coming--
look busy''?

944
01:15:42,651 --> 01:15:46,712
-[ Congregation Murmuring ]
- Are you insane?

945
01:15:46,789 --> 01:15:49,053
Well, let's find out,
shall we?

946
01:15:49,124 --> 01:15:51,786
Go on, over.
Let's have a look.

947
01:15:55,364 --> 01:15:58,856
[ Screaming, Gasping ]

948
01:16:00,936 --> 01:16:03,268
- [ Laughing Hysterically ]
- Excellent!

949
01:16:12,548 --> 01:16:16,644
All right, so I was wrong
about the archbishop's bottom.

950
01:16:17,953 --> 01:16:21,252
- But there's more.
- But not, I'm afraid, today.

951
01:16:21,323 --> 01:16:23,791
Sergeant, please
take this man away.

952
01:16:23,859 --> 01:16:27,590
- But be gentle with him.
- Do you think that's it?

953
01:16:27,663 --> 01:16:30,097
You think I don't have
more evidence?

954
01:16:30,165 --> 01:16:33,623
My loyal subordinate
is standing by with a DVD...

955
01:16:33,702 --> 01:16:37,331
which shows Sauvage's
hideous plans for this country.

956
01:16:37,406 --> 01:16:39,636
Get him out!
Get him out of here!

957
01:16:39,708 --> 01:16:43,576
- Play it, Bough! Play the disk!
- Play it! Now!

958
01:16:44,813 --> 01:16:48,977
**[ Upbeat Pop ]

959
01:16:59,828 --> 01:17:03,286
- [ Lip Synching ]
- * You're so hot teasing me *

960
01:17:03,365 --> 01:17:09,463
*So you're blue, but I can't
take a chance on a chick like you *

961
01:17:09,538 --> 01:17:12,837
*It's somethin'
I couldn't do *

962
01:17:14,076 --> 01:17:18,172
* Well, I can dance with you, honey
if you think it's funny *

963
01:17:18,247 --> 01:17:21,045
*Does your mother know
that you're out *

964
01:17:21,116 --> 01:17:24,847
*And I could shout with you, baby
Flirt a little, maybe *

965
01:17:24,920 --> 01:17:28,048
*Does your mother know
that you're out *

966
01:17:28,123 --> 01:17:30,853
- * Take it easy *
- * Take it easy *

967
01:17:30,926 --> 01:17:33,326
*Better slow down, girl
That's no way to go *

968
01:17:33,395 --> 01:17:36,887
*Does your mother know *

969
01:17:36,966 --> 01:17:39,457
** [ Continues ]

970
01:17:44,373 --> 01:17:46,705
- Oi.!
- Hey.!

971
01:17:51,080 --> 01:17:54,811
[ Mutters In French ]

972
01:17:54,883 --> 01:17:57,078
Well, shall we?

973
01:18:00,789 --> 01:18:03,087
[ Sighs ]

974
01:18:03,659 --> 01:18:06,992
[ Archbishop ]
Then as Solomon was anointed king...

975
01:18:07,062 --> 01:18:11,396
by Zadok the priest
and Nathan the prophet,

976
01:18:11,467 --> 01:18:14,925
so be thou anointed...

977
01:18:15,004 --> 01:18:16,938
and consecrated king...

978
01:18:18,741 --> 01:18:21,710
over all the peoples...

979
01:18:21,744 --> 01:18:24,406
whom the Lord thy God...

980
01:18:24,480 --> 01:18:27,972
hath given thee to govern...

981
01:18:28,083 --> 01:18:30,813
and of all your possessions,

982
01:18:30,853 --> 01:18:33,447
wherever they may be.

983
01:18:33,522 --> 01:18:37,925
And so,
in the name of the Father...

984
01:18:37,993 --> 01:18:39,688
and of the Son...

985
01:18:39,762 --> 01:18:41,753
and of the Holy Ghost,

986
01:18:42,631 --> 01:18:46,067
I crown you--

987
01:18:46,135 --> 01:18:48,569
[ Congregation Gasping ]

988
01:18:48,637 --> 01:18:52,471
[ Groans ]
Damn it!

989
01:18:52,541 --> 01:18:54,634
- Give it back!
- No.!

990
01:18:54,710 --> 01:18:56,644
- That is my crown!
- Never!

991
01:18:56,712 --> 01:19:00,273
- Give it back!
- Never in a million years, Sauvage!

992
01:19:00,349 --> 01:19:02,317
- Give it to me!
- Get off.

993
01:19:02,384 --> 01:19:05,114
Merde.!
[ Shouting In French ]

994
01:19:07,489 --> 01:19:08,956
Give it back!

995
01:19:10,692 --> 01:19:12,660
- Stop!
- Shut up!

996
01:19:12,728 --> 01:19:14,491
[ All Gasping ]

997
01:19:14,563 --> 01:19:18,624
All this stupid little country
have to do is stand in line...

998
01:19:18,700 --> 01:19:23,069
and do what it's told
for one miserable day!

999
01:19:23,138 --> 01:19:25,936
But can it do that?

1000
01:19:26,008 --> 01:19:28,499
My fragrant French ass,
it can!

1001
01:19:31,380 --> 01:19:33,245
[ Gunshot ]

1002
01:19:33,315 --> 01:19:35,909
Merde.!

1003
01:19:36,885 --> 01:19:39,410
- [ Gunshot ]
- Aah!

1004
01:19:40,756 --> 01:19:43,816
Give it! The crown, eh?
The crown! Go!

1005
01:19:45,160 --> 01:19:48,926
[ Shouting In French ]

1006
01:19:48,997 --> 01:19:51,363
And so, in the name
of the Father...

1007
01:19:51,433 --> 01:19:53,901
and of the Son
and of the Holy Ghost,

1008
01:19:55,104 --> 01:19:56,662
I crown you...

1009
01:19:59,675 --> 01:20:01,540
king.

1010
01:20:01,610 --> 01:20:03,703
What--

1011
01:20:30,639 --> 01:20:33,733
Arrest that man...

1012
01:20:33,809 --> 01:20:36,004
and lock him away.

1013
01:20:36,078 --> 01:20:38,569
[ Congregation Cheering ]

1014
01:20:40,782 --> 01:20:44,741
* God save the king
Long live the king *

1015
01:20:44,820 --> 01:20:47,550
* God save the king *

1016
01:20:47,623 --> 01:20:52,060
**[ Chorus Continues ]

1017
01:20:52,127 --> 01:20:56,757
*Amen, amen, amen, amen
Amen, amen *

1018
01:20:56,832 --> 01:21:00,791
**[ Continues ]

1019
01:21:02,804 --> 01:21:08,367
*Ahh, amen, amen
Amen, hallelujah *

1020
01:21:08,443 --> 01:21:10,604
*Amen *

1021
01:21:16,318 --> 01:21:19,185
[ Cheering, Applause
Continue ]

1022
01:21:19,521 --> 01:21:23,252
* God save the king **

1023
01:21:23,325 --> 01:21:28,228
Words can hardly express just how much
we appreciate everything you've done.

1024
01:21:28,297 --> 01:21:30,731
Nothing more
than my duty, ma'am.

1025
01:21:30,799 --> 01:21:35,930
And in return, is there anything that
your queen and country can do for you?

1026
01:21:36,004 --> 01:21:38,234
Well,

1027
01:21:38,307 --> 01:21:42,300
since one is asking,
ma'am--

1028
01:21:42,377 --> 01:21:45,608
[ Radio Announcer ] In celebration
ofher return to the throne,

1029
01:21:45,681 --> 01:21:48,741
the queen has declared August 5
a national holiday...

1030
01:21:48,817 --> 01:21:53,447
and has conferred a knighthood
on the unnamed MI7 agent...

1031
01:21:53,522 --> 01:21:57,720
responsible for foiling the plot
of French businessman Pascal Sauvage.

1032
01:21:57,793 --> 01:22:00,421
Mr. Sauvage is now awaiting trial
for high treason,

1033
01:22:00,495 --> 01:22:02,759
a crime which still
carries the death penalty.

1034
01:22:02,831 --> 01:22:07,291
If found guilty, he's asked that his
brain be donated to medical science...

1035
01:22:07,369 --> 01:22:10,770
to further research into the causes
ofhyper manic schizophrenia.

1036
01:22:10,806 --> 01:22:14,003
Meanwhile, the unnamed English agent
has left the country...

1037
01:22:14,076 --> 01:22:17,239
and has already embarked
on his next challenging mission.

1038
01:22:20,182 --> 01:22:23,242
SOMEWHERE
I N THE SOUTH OF FRANCE

1039
01:22:23,318 --> 01:22:25,582
[ Lorna ]
SirJohnny English.

1040
01:22:25,654 --> 01:22:28,521
Her Majesty
did seem very grateful.

1041
01:22:30,158 --> 01:22:32,319
She's not the only one.

1042
01:22:40,435 --> 01:22:44,201
Mmm. You are
full of surprises.

1043
01:22:48,710 --> 01:22:51,975
Aaaah!

1044
01:22:52,047 --> 01:22:55,710
-Johnny!
- Oh, f--

1045
01:22:56,118 --> 01:22:58,484
* One eye on the shadows *

1046
01:22:58,553 --> 01:23:00,544
*Protecting his fellows *

1047
01:23:00,622 --> 01:23:03,716
*From sunup
to the moon on his back *

1048
01:23:03,792 --> 01:23:08,126
*Sendin'villains to Hades
A hit with the ladies *

1049
01:23:08,196 --> 01:23:12,030
*A stallion in the sack *

1050
01:23:12,100 --> 01:23:15,968
* You can't get your life back
when right follows left,jack *

1051
01:23:16,038 --> 01:23:19,701
* The more you see
the less you know *

1052
01:23:19,775 --> 01:23:23,472
* When others would leak it
his service is secret *

1053
01:23:23,545 --> 01:23:26,639
*Plays God
when it's your time to go *

1054
01:23:26,715 --> 01:23:31,345
*Hey, fellas
Don't bejealous *

1055
01:23:31,386 --> 01:23:34,412
* When they made him
they broke the mold *

1056
01:23:34,456 --> 01:23:38,222
*So charismatic
with an automatic *

1057
01:23:38,293 --> 01:23:43,390
*Never prematurely
shooting his load, ha *

1058
01:23:43,465 --> 01:23:45,490
* Queen and country
safe and sound *

1059
01:23:45,567 --> 01:23:47,364
* With villains
six feet underground *

1060
01:23:47,436 --> 01:23:50,371
*And no one knows 'cause
no one's found any trace *

1061
01:23:50,439 --> 01:23:52,907
* Of a man for all seasons *

1062
01:23:52,974 --> 01:23:56,171
*Loves 'em
and leaves 'em alone *

1063
01:23:56,244 --> 01:23:59,077
*So alone *

1064
01:23:59,147 --> 01:24:00,944
*And you and I
wouldn't have a clue *

1065
01:24:01,016 --> 01:24:03,109
* Who's doin'what, why
when and who *

1066
01:24:03,185 --> 01:24:05,016
* Up a creek with no canoe *

1067
01:24:05,087 --> 01:24:08,386
* Watch out for
the man for all seasons *

1068
01:24:08,457 --> 01:24:11,517
*Loves 'em
and leaves 'em alone *

1069
01:24:11,593 --> 01:24:14,790
*So alone
But safe at home *

1070
01:24:14,863 --> 01:24:19,197
*But safe at home
But safe at home *

1071
01:24:22,471 --> 01:24:24,200
* Queen and country
safe and sound *

1072
01:24:24,272 --> 01:24:26,103
* With villains
six feet underground *

1073
01:24:26,174 --> 01:24:29,075
*And no one knows 'cause
no one's found any trace *

1074
01:24:29,144 --> 01:24:31,578
* Of a man for all seasons *

1075
01:24:31,646 --> 01:24:34,877
*Loves 'em
and leaves 'em alone *

1076
01:24:34,950 --> 01:24:37,783
*So alone *

1077
01:24:37,853 --> 01:24:39,616
*And you and I
wouldn't have a clue *

1078
01:24:39,688 --> 01:24:41,781
* Who's doin'what, why
when and who *

1079
01:24:41,857 --> 01:24:43,722
* Up a creek with no canoe *

1080
01:24:43,792 --> 01:24:47,091
* Watch out for
the man for all seasons *

1081
01:24:47,162 --> 01:24:50,222
*Loves 'em
and leaves 'em alone *

1082
01:24:50,298 --> 01:24:53,426
*So alone
But safe at home *

1083
01:24:53,502 --> 01:24:55,231
* Queen and country
Safe and sound *

1084
01:24:55,303 --> 01:24:57,134
* With villains
six feet underground *

1085
01:24:57,205 --> 01:25:00,038
*And no one knows 'cause
no one's found any trace *

1086
01:25:00,142 --> 01:25:02,610
* Of a man for all seasons *

1087
01:25:02,677 --> 01:25:05,908
*Loves 'em
and leaves 'em alone *

1088
01:25:05,981 --> 01:25:08,814
*So alone *

1089
01:25:08,884 --> 01:25:10,613
*And you and I
wouldn't have a clue *

1090
01:25:10,685 --> 01:25:12,778
* Who's doin'what, why
when and who *

1091
01:25:12,854 --> 01:25:14,685
* Up a creek with no canoe *

1092
01:25:14,756 --> 01:25:18,089
* Watch out for
the man for all seasons *

1093
01:25:18,160 --> 01:25:21,288
*Loves 'em
and leaves 'em alone *

1094
01:25:21,363 --> 01:25:22,591
*So alone *

1095
01:25:22,664 --> 01:25:27,158
*But safe at home *

1096
01:25:27,235 --> 01:25:30,932
* Oh-Oh-Ohh,yeah **