bios.haml

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title: "bios"
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  %h3 Amy Zing
  %p
    Amy has been playing the saw since she was a tiny tike. Passed down
    from generation to generation from time immemorial, as a toddler
    she would use it to cut up family furniture for fire wood. 
    Later in life she added sequins and took it on the road, performing
    balancing acts to gratify and astound. Recently she discovered that
    it makes noises when you rub horsehair on it, and new musical vistas
    were unlocked. Amy is amazing.

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  %h3 Natashia Mitchell
  %p
    Little Tashie was once a member of a five-ring circus, forced to
    perform by unyielding parents determined that she succeed at fame
    and recognition when their spotlight dwindled. Wrangling tigers with
    only her stern, powerful voice to aid her, Natashia learned to
    stand strong. Eventually running away, she tried to find a normal,
    stable life doing software licensing and accounting. The wind called
    to her on lonely nights, however, whispering soft accordion notes
    until she could no longer resist. Now she beats up drums and other
    instruments.

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  %h3 Eric Saxby
  %p
    Mr. Saxby is an itinerant ukulele player. Locked in an alternate
    universe populated only by glam rock icons and computer nerds
    for a significant portion
    of his young life, when he at long last escaped to normal reality
    his psychological scars left him fey and unable to socialize.
    Nursed back to health by the beautiful Natashia, he was gradually
    withdrawn from his silver lamé jumpsuit and introduced to other
    social and cultural outlets: the Mods. Now struggling to define
    his personal relationship between his Mod and Rock backgrounds,
    Saxby is a confused, confused man.