diff --git a/thorn/Jobs/RssJob.cs b/thorn/Jobs/RssJob.cs
index b455006..213bc41 100644
--- a/thorn/Jobs/RssJob.cs
+++ b/thorn/Jobs/RssJob.cs
@@ -4,6 +4,7 @@
 using System.IO;
 using System.Linq;
 using System.Net;
+using System.Net.Http;
 using System.Text;
 using System.Text.RegularExpressions;
 using System.Threading.Tasks;
@@ -15,7 +16,6 @@
 using Newtonsoft.Json;
 using Quartz;
 using thorn.Config;
-using thorn.Services;
 
 namespace thorn.Jobs;
 
@@ -24,7 +24,7 @@ public class RssJob : IJob
     private readonly ILogger<ReminderJob> _logger;
     private readonly List<FeedConfig> _configs;
     private readonly Dictionary<ulong, SocketTextChannel> _channels;
-    private readonly WebClient _webClient;
+    private readonly HttpClient _webClient;
     private readonly DiscordSocketClient _client;
     private Dictionary<FeedConfig, DateTime?> _lastUpdates;
 
@@ -34,7 +34,7 @@ public RssJob(ILogger<ReminderJob> logger, DiscordSocketClient client)
         _client = client;
         _channels = new Dictionary<ulong, SocketTextChannel>();
         _lastUpdates = new Dictionary<FeedConfig, DateTime?>();
-        _webClient = new WebClient();
+        _webClient = new HttpClient();
 
         _configs = JsonConvert.DeserializeObject<List<FeedConfig>>(File.ReadAllText("Config/feeds.json"));
 
@@ -76,13 +76,17 @@ private async Task<List<FeedItem>> GetNewItems(FeedConfig feedConfig)
         {
             feed = await FeedReader.ReadAsync(feedConfig.Link);
         }
+        // TODO: I don't have time for a refactor now, but this whole section is broken anyway. Maintenance is in order here.
+        // else
+        // {
+        //     // Basic HTTP auth
+        //     _webClient.Credentials = new NetworkCredential(feedConfig.Username, feedConfig.Password);
+        //     var response = _webClient.DownloadString(feedConfig.Link);
+        //     feed = FeedReader.ReadFromString(response);
+        // }
         else
-        {
-            // Basic HTTP auth
-            _webClient.Credentials = new NetworkCredential(feedConfig.Username, feedConfig.Password);
-            var response = _webClient.DownloadString(feedConfig.Link);
-            feed = FeedReader.ReadFromString(response);
-        }
+            return new List<FeedItem>();
+        // don't @ me
 
         var lastUpdate = _lastUpdates[feedConfig];
 
diff --git a/thorn/Services/CommandHandler.cs b/thorn/Services/CommandHandler.cs
index 1539f03..a6bf92d 100644
--- a/thorn/Services/CommandHandler.cs
+++ b/thorn/Services/CommandHandler.cs
@@ -83,8 +83,11 @@ await m.Channel.SendMessageAsync(_random.Next(2) == 0
         else if (Regex.IsMatch(m.Content, @"pls penis"))
             await m.Channel.SendMessageAsync(GeneratePenis(m.Author));
 
-	else if (Regex.IsMatch(m.Content, @":3"))
-	    await m.Channel.SendMessageAsync(":33");
+	    else if (Regex.IsMatch(m.Content, @":3"))
+	        await m.Channel.SendMessageAsync(":33");
+
+        else if (Regex.IsMatch(m.Content, @"how waifu[\?]?", RegexOptions.IgnoreCase))
+            await m.Channel.SendMessageAsync(HowWaifu(m.Author));
 
         else return false;
         return true;
@@ -95,4 +98,22 @@ private string GeneratePenis(SocketUser usr)
         var len = _random.Next(15);
         return $"{usr.Mention} tvůj pele: `8{new string('=', len)}D`";
     }
+
+    private string HowWaifu(SocketUser usr)
+    {
+        var p = _random.Next(101);
+        
+        if (p == 0)
+            return $"Jsi druhý příchod kristova vědomí (0% waifu) \\o/";
+        if (p < 15)
+            return $"Nic moc kamaráde, dnes jsi jen {p}% waifu :(";
+        else if (p < 50)
+            return $"Ujde to příteli! Jsi z {p}% waifu.";
+        else if (p < 80)
+            return $"Sluší ti to :) jsi {p} procentní waifu!";
+        else if (p < 100)
+            return $"Neuvěřitelné! Jsi waifu ze skvělých {p}% :D";
+        else
+            return $"Páni! Jsi úplný waifu materiál!! ";
+    }
 }
diff --git a/thorn/thorn.csproj b/thorn/thorn.csproj
index e1adc9b..397a516 100644
--- a/thorn/thorn.csproj
+++ b/thorn/thorn.csproj
@@ -9,9 +9,6 @@
         <PackageReference Include="CodeHollow.FeedReader" Version="1.2.6" />
         <PackageReference Include="Discord.Addons.Hosting" Version="5.2.0" />
         <PackageReference Include="Discord.Addons.Preconditions" Version="2.2.0-dev3" />
-        <PackageReference Include="Discord.Net" Version="3.4.1" />
-        
-        <PackageReference Include="GraphQL.Client.Serializer.Newtonsoft" Version="4.0.2" />
         <PackageReference Include="Discord.Net" Version="3.9.0" />
         <PackageReference Include="GraphQL.Client" Version="6.0.0" />
         <PackageReference Include="GraphQL.Client.Serializer.Newtonsoft" Version="5.1.1" />