diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/devices/ioncannon_remote.dm b/code/game/objects/items/devices/ioncannon_remote.dm
new file mode 100644
index 000000000000..4340ccda93df
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/devices/ioncannon_remote.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,56 @@
+/obj/item/device/loic_remote
+	name = "low-orbit ion cannon remote"
+	desc = "A remote control capable of sending a signal to the Syndicate's nearest remote satellite that has an ion cannon."
+	icon = 'icons/obj/device.dmi'
+	icon_state = "batterer"
+	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_SMALL
+	/// How long until this can be used again?
+	var/recharge_time = 20 MINUTES
+	COOLDOWN_DECLARE(ion_cooldown)
+
+/obj/item/device/loic_remote/New()
+	..()
+	START_PROCESSING(SSobj, src)
+
+/obj/item/device/loic_remote/Destroy()
+	STOP_PROCESSING(SSobj, src)
+	..()
+
+/obj/item/device/loic_remote/process()
+	update_appearance(UPDATE_ICON)
+
+/obj/item/device/loic_remote/update_icon(updates=ALL)
+	. = ..()
+	if(COOLDOWN_FINISHED(src, ion_cooldown))
+		icon_state = initial(icon_state)
+	else
+		icon_state = "[initial(icon_state)]burnt"
+
+/obj/item/device/loic_remote/examine(mob/user)
+	. = ..()
+	if(COOLDOWN_FINISHED(src, ion_cooldown))
+		. += "It is ready to fire."
+	else
+		var/seconds_left = COOLDOWN_TIMELEFT(src, ion_cooldown)/10
+		var/minutes_left_rounded = round(seconds_left/60, 0.1) // Don't want to deal with "1 minutes".
+		if(minutes_left_rounded > 1)
+			. += "It will be ready to fire in [minutes_left_rounded] minutes."
+		else
+			. += "It will be ready to fire in [seconds_left] seconds."
+	
+/obj/item/device/loic_remote/attack_self(mob/user)
+	if(!COOLDOWN_FINISHED(src, ion_cooldown))
+		to_chat(user, span_notice("It is not ready to be used yet."))
+		return
+	if(!is_type_in_list(get_area(src), GLOB.the_station_areas))
+		to_chat(user, span_notice("The remote can't establish a connection. You need to be on the station."))
+		return
+
+	COOLDOWN_START(src, ion_cooldown, recharge_time)
+	to_chat(user, span_notice("[src]'s screen flashes green for a moment."))
+
+	var/datum/round_event/ion_storm/malicious/ion = new()
+	ion.location_name = get_area_name(src, TRUE)
+
+	message_admins("[key_name_admin(user)] generated an ion law using a LOIC remote.")
+	log_admin("[key_name(user)] generated an ion law using a LOIC remote.")
diff --git a/code/modules/events/ion_storm.dm b/code/modules/events/ion_storm.dm
index 3a3dbd8f6534..079d23dc3891 100644
--- a/code/modules/events/ion_storm.dm
+++ b/code/modules/events/ion_storm.dm
@@ -62,6 +62,17 @@
 			if(prob(botEmagChance))
 				bot.emag_act()
 
+/datum/round_event/ion_storm/malicious
+	var/location_name
+
+/datum/round_event/ion_storm/malicious/announce(fake)
+	// Unlike normal ion storm, this always announces.
+	priority_announce("Abnormal ion activity detected. Please check all AI-controlled equipment for errors. Additional data has been downloaded and printed out at all communications consoles.", "Anomaly Alert", ANNOUNCER_IONSTORM)
+	
+	var/message = "Malicious Interference with standard AI-Subsystems detected. Investigation recommended.<br><br>"
+	message += (location_name ? "Signal traced to <B>[location_name]</B>.<br>" : "Signal untracable.<br>")
+	print_command_report(message, null, FALSE)
+
 /*/proc/generate_ion_law() //yogs - start mirrored in the yogs folder
 	//Threats are generally bad things, silly or otherwise. Plural.
 	var/ionthreats = pick_list(ION_FILE, "ionthreats")
diff --git a/code/modules/uplink/uplink_items.dm b/code/modules/uplink/uplink_items.dm
index ae20fcc1de8c..a3945f635658 100644
--- a/code/modules/uplink/uplink_items.dm
+++ b/code/modules/uplink/uplink_items.dm
@@ -2002,6 +2002,17 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_INIT(uplink_items, subtypesof(/datum/uplink_item))
 	item = /obj/item/book/granter/mechpiloting
 	cost = 5	//this is genuinely a REALLY strong effect, don't sleep on it
 
+/datum/uplink_item/device_tools/loic_remote
+	name = "Low Orbit Ion Cannon Remote"
+	desc = "The Syndicate has recently installed a remote satellite nearby capable of generating a localized ion storm every 20 minutes. \
+			However, your local authorities will be informed of your general location when it is activated."
+	item = /obj/item/device/loic_remote
+	// TODO: When /datum/corporation/self is pickable for non-AI traitors, add it here.
+	limited_stock = 1 // Might be too annoying if someone had mulitple.
+	cost = 5 // Lacks the precision that a hacked law board (at 4 TCs) would give, but can be used on the go.
+	exclude_modes = list(/datum/game_mode/nuclear, /datum/game_mode/nuclear/clown_ops)
+
+
 // Implants
 /datum/uplink_item/implants
 	category = "Implants"
diff --git a/yogstation.dme b/yogstation.dme
index bb47c3c05fb8..3c083895df1e 100644
--- a/yogstation.dme
+++ b/yogstation.dme
@@ -1196,6 +1196,7 @@
 #include "code\game\objects\items\devices\forcefieldprojector.dm"
 #include "code\game\objects\items\devices\geiger_counter.dm"
 #include "code\game\objects\items\devices\gps.dm"
+#include "code\game\objects\items\devices\ioncannon_remote.dm"
 #include "code\game\objects\items\devices\laserpointer.dm"
 #include "code\game\objects\items\devices\lightreplacer.dm"
 #include "code\game\objects\items\devices\megaphone.dm"