Merge pull request #176 from crimsobot/bends-album-maker

The Bends album cover maker

crimsobot/cogs/image.py

@@ -12,6 +12,7 @@
 from crimsobot.data.img import (
     AENIMA,
     AEROPLANE,
+    BENDS,
     CAPTION_RULES,
     CURRENTS,
     DAMN,
@@ -195,6 +196,18 @@ async def aeroplane(self, ctx: commands.Context, image: Optional[str] = None) ->
 
         await self.get_image_and_embed(ctx, image, effect, None, title)
 
+    @commands.command()
+    async def bends(self, ctx: commands.Context, image: Optional[str] = None) -> None:
+        """Make a new cover for The Bends."""
+
+        effect = 'bends'
+        title = random.choice(BENDS)
+
+        if image is None:
+            image = await self.get_previous_image(ctx)  # will be a URL
+
+        await self.get_image_and_embed(ctx, image, effect, None, title)
+
     @commands.command(hidden=True)
     @commands.cooldown(1, 4 * 60 * 60, commands.BucketType.user)
     @shared_max_concurrency(eface_bucket)

crimsobot/data/img/__init__.py

@@ -23,6 +23,7 @@
 
 AENIMA = _ruleset['aenima']
 AEROPLANE = _ruleset['aeroplane']
+BENDS = _ruleset['bends']
 CURRENTS = _ruleset['currents']
 DAMN = _ruleset['damn']
 LATERALUS = _ruleset['lateralus']

crimsobot/data/img/rules.yaml

@@ -115,6 +115,43 @@ aeroplane:
   - Blister, please, with those wings in your spine
   - Secret songs that you keep wrapped in boxes so tight
   - Your brains fell out through your teeth
+bends:
+  - You can force it but it will not come
+  - You can crush it dry as a bone
+  - Everything is broken
+  - Where are you now when I need you?
+  - Baby's got the bends
+  - The planet is a gunboat in a sea of fear
+  - Don't leave me high, don't leave me dry
+  - You're turning into something you're not
+  - It's the best thing that you ever had
+  - And it wears him out
+  - She looks like the real thing
+  - A cracked polystyrene man who just crumbles and burns
+  - Pieces missing everywhere
+  - I used to fly like Peter Pan
+  - When you've got to feel it in your bones
+  - They love me like I was a brother
+  - But the sea would electrocute us all
+  - Nice dream
+  - Can't get the stink off
+  - Comes like a comet
+  - And teach you how to get to purest hell
+  - Suck, suck your teenage thumb
+  - My brain says I'm receiving pain
+  - The headshrinkers, they want everything
+  - Limb by limb and tooth by tooth
+  - Lead-fill the hold in me
+  - Wax me, mould me, heat the pins and stab them in
+  - What are we coming to?
+  - Blame it on the black star
+  - Troubled words of a troubled mind
+  - Each time it comes it eats me alive
+  - Disaffected and eager to please
+  - Sometimes you sulk, sometimes you burn
+  - Rows of houses, all bearing down on me
+  - I can feel their blue hands touching me
+  - I can feel death, can see its beady eyes
 currents:
   - All this running around
   - Just let it happen

crimsobot/utils/image.py

@@ -455,6 +455,29 @@ def make_aeroplane_img(img: Image.Image, arg: None) -> Image.Image:
     return bg
 
 
+def make_bends_img(img: Image.Image, arg: None) -> Image.Image:
+    # 1. determine user image size, resize to fit in its place
+    width, height = img.size
+
+    # resize to album asset width (600 px)
+    ratio = width / 600
+
+    img = img.resize((int(width / ratio), int(height / ratio)), resample=Image.BICUBIC)
+
+    # get new size
+    width, height = img.size
+
+    # 2. paste input image over dark bg
+    bg = Image.new('RGBA', (width, height), (13, 16, 19, 255))
+    bg.alpha_composite(img)
+
+    # 3. paste wordmark over result (aligned/affixed to bottom)
+    with Image.open(c.clib_path_join('img', 'the_bends.png')) as wordmark:
+        bg.alpha_composite(wordmark, (0, height - 600))
+
+    return bg
+
+
 def make_captioned_img(img: Image.Image, caption_list: List[str]) -> Image.Image:
     """Captions an image!"""
     # 1. determine image size, resize to standardize text addition
@@ -736,6 +759,7 @@ def process_lower_level(img: Image.Image, effect: str, arg: int) -> BytesIO:
             'acid': make_acid_img,
             'aenima': make_aenima_img,
             'aeroplane': make_aeroplane_img,
+            'bends': make_bends_img,
             'caption': make_captioned_img,
             'currents': make_currents_img,
             'damn': make_damn_img,