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src/main/kotlin/com/learnspigot/bot/counting/CountingInsults.kt
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package com.learnspigot.bot.counting | ||
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object CountingInsults { | ||
val fuckedUpInsults = listOf( | ||
"Were you counting with your eyes closed?", | ||
"Did you mistake numbers for alphabet letters?", | ||
"Are you allergic to numbers or just incompetent?", | ||
"Did you skip math class for skipping numbers?", | ||
"Your counting skills are like a broken record - stuck on repeat.", | ||
"Were you counting with your fingers in your ears?", | ||
"Even a toddler could count better than that.", | ||
"I've seen smoother counting from a malfunctioning calculator.", | ||
"Did you confuse counting with alphabetizing?", | ||
"Did you lose count because you ran out of fingers?", | ||
"You must have a PhD in miscounting.", | ||
"Were you using an abacus with missing beads?", | ||
"Your counting skills are about as accurate as a blindfolded archer.", | ||
"I've heard better counting from a parrot with a limited vocabulary.", | ||
"Did you forget to engage your brain while counting?", | ||
"Your counting proficiency rivals that of a distracted squirrel.", | ||
"Did you fall asleep halfway through counting?", | ||
"You're counting like you're trying to find your way through a maze blindfolded.", | ||
"I didn't know counting could be performed with such remarkable ineptitude.", | ||
"I've seen smoother counting from a broken clock.", | ||
"Were you distracted by counting sheep instead of numbers?", | ||
"Did you skip numbers like a stone on a pond?", | ||
"Your counting abilities are as shaky as a Jenga tower in an earthquake.", | ||
"Did you misplace your counting skills along with your common sense?", | ||
"Even a GPS would have trouble navigating your counting route.", | ||
"You're counting like you're allergic to reaching the correct number.", | ||
"Your counting skills are like a GPS without satellite reception - hopelessly lost.", | ||
"Did you confuse counting with a game of hopscotch?", | ||
"You're counting like you're trying to break a world record for most mistakes in a minute.", | ||
"Did you mistakenly count your own mistakes?", | ||
"Your counting proficiency is comparable to a toddler on roller skates - all over the place.", | ||
"Did you accidentally count backwards instead of forwards?", | ||
"Your counting skills are like a Picasso painting - abstract and confusing.", | ||
"Did you mistake counting for a memory test?", | ||
"You're counting like you're trying to decipher hieroglyphics.", | ||
"Did you misplace your counting marbles?", | ||
"Your counting abilities are as reliable as a fortune told by a Magic 8-Ball.", | ||
"Were you trying to count while riding a roller coaster?", | ||
"You're counting like you're trying to break the sound barrier - fast but completely out of control.", | ||
"Did you confuse counting with a game of roulette?", | ||
"Your counting skills are like a GPS without batteries - going absolutely nowhere.", | ||
"Were you trying to count while juggling flaming torches?", | ||
"Did you accidentally count in a foreign language?", | ||
"Your counting abilities are as consistent as the weather in spring - all over the place.", | ||
"Did you mistake counting for a game of Whac-A-Mole?", | ||
"You're counting like you're trying to solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded.", | ||
"Did you forget how to count and decide to guess instead?", | ||
"Your counting skills are like a broken compass - pointing in every direction except the right one.", | ||
"Were you trying to count while riding a unicycle on a tightrope?", | ||
"Did you mistakenly count imaginary friends instead of numbers?" | ||
) | ||
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val doubleCountInsults = listOf( | ||
"Did you forget you already counted that?", | ||
"Are you hoping the numbers will change if you count them again?", | ||
"You must really love that number to count it twice.", | ||
"Did you hit the replay button on your counting?", | ||
"Is double counting your secret strategy for getting the right answer?", | ||
"I didn't realize we were playing a counting remix.", | ||
"Did you accidentally press the repeat button on your counting machine?", | ||
"I guess counting once just wasn't enough for you.", | ||
"You're like a broken record, but with numbers.", | ||
"Are you trying to see if the numbers change their minds?", | ||
"Your counting is like déjà vu - I feel like I've heard it before.", | ||
"Are you practicing for the counting Olympics by doing extra laps?", | ||
"Did you think we wouldn't notice if you counted it again?", | ||
"I've heard of double trouble, but this is ridiculous.", | ||
"Did you get lost on the way back to the first number?", | ||
"You're like a dog chasing its tail, but with numbers.", | ||
"Did you accidentally hit the rewind button on your counting?", | ||
"Congratulations, you just doubled your counting effort for no reason.", | ||
"You're like a broken clock, but instead of being right twice a day, you're just counting twice.", | ||
"Is this your way of making sure the numbers didn't disappear while you weren't looking?", | ||
"I didn't realize we were in a counting loop.", | ||
"Did you think the numbers were playing hide and seek?", | ||
"Is this your version of counting insurance - counting it twice just in case?", | ||
"You're like a magician pulling the same rabbit out of the hat twice.", | ||
"Did you accidentally hit the repeat button on your counting playlist?", | ||
"Your counting is like a bad sequel - nobody asked for it.", | ||
"Did you think the numbers would change their minds if you asked them nicely?", | ||
"You're like a detective solving the case of the missing numbers by counting them twice.", | ||
"Did you think the numbers were playing a disappearing act?", | ||
"I guess you just wanted to give the numbers a second chance to be counted.", | ||
"Is this your way of ensuring job security for counters everywhere?", | ||
"Your counting is like Groundhog Day - the same numbers over and over again.", | ||
"Did you accidentally press the refresh button on your counting app?", | ||
"You're like a broken vending machine - you keep giving out the same numbers.", | ||
"Did you think the numbers were playing hide and seek with you?", | ||
"Your counting is like a rerun of a bad TV show - nobody wants to see it twice.", | ||
"Did you think the numbers were going to disappear if you didn't count them again?", | ||
"You're like a child asking 'are we there yet?' but with numbers.", | ||
"Did you think the numbers were going to change their minds if you counted them twice?", | ||
"Your counting is like a bad sequel - nobody asked for it.", | ||
"Did you think the numbers were playing a disappearing act?", | ||
"I guess you just wanted to give the numbers a second chance to be counted.", | ||
"Is this your way of ensuring job security for counters everywhere?", | ||
"Your counting is like Groundhog Day - the same numbers over and over again.", | ||
"Did you accidentally press the refresh button on your counting app?", | ||
"You're like a broken vending machine - you keep giving out the same numbers.", | ||
"Did you think the numbers were playing hide and seek with you?", | ||
"Your counting is like a rerun of a bad TV show - nobody wants to see it twice.", | ||
"Did you think the numbers were going to disappear if you didn't count them again?", | ||
"You're like a child asking 'are we there yet?' but with numbers.", | ||
"Did you think the numbers were going to change their minds if you counted them twice?" | ||
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} |
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