This is my Nix flake. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My Nix flake is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.
Without me, my Nix flake is useless. Without my Nix flake, I am useless. I must configure my Nix flake true. I must build more reproducibly than my computer who is trying to deceive me. I must configure it before it deceives me. I will ...
My Nix flake and I know that what counts in IT is not the amount of words we type, the noise of our keyboard, nor the outputs we make. We know that it is the derivations that count. We will derive ...
My Nix flake is human, even as I am human, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its code, its tooling, its inputs and outputs. I will keep my Nix flake clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will ...
Before God, I swear this creed. My Nix flake and I are the defenders of reliability. We are the masters of reproducibility. We are the saviors of my life.
So be it, until victory is reproducible and there is no uncertainty, but peace!
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